No, literally, please, keep it on. My fourteen year old saw those beer wings and jiggling man breasts and said "Eewww! He should talk to Toni about implants."

Also metaphorically I think you've gone too far, shakey. Like S1 and S2, it's probably all in the editing, but you look like you've overstepped yourself and your scheming is catching up with you. Melissa didn't like your explanation of your ditching Lisa, Anthony would, apparently, cut your sacks off for a dime and you are catching looks from the other members of the Chi town 4 like something's gone bad in the fridge and you're the source of the smell. Looks like fourth and long for the Mandaladies and Micow is the ball.

Your only potential saving grace is the lameness of your surviving opponents. Makes me long for Sideshow Bob and the other flotsam already jettisoned.

Have to say it again: I enjoy your writing but Love Cooze sucks.

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Loogaro

• RE: Hey, Micheal, Keep Your Shirt On!,Thrill Seeker, 12:33 PM, 10-03-01
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  • PSSST- Vamps! Over here!,Mon Cherie, 05:45 PM, 10-03-01
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They can't put Toni in every shot, so Michael has to provide the "jiggle factor" in the other shots.

You said "Love Cruise sucks". So why do you watch it?

>You said "Love Cruise sucks". So why do you watch
>it?

...aw come on, the same reason many of us watch most of these shows -- to bash them!

>You said "Love Cruise sucks".
>So why do you watch
>it?

SFD. Shakes Fascination Disorder. Bad contagion, but rarely fatal. Caught it on the S2 boards when Punchinello loosed a really lame thread sucking virtually everyone into guessing his secret. I thought it was that shakes the clown was an anagram for new health socks (took me about 2 hrs of wasted time to come up with it) but it turned out that Bozo had landed a spot on the Mandalay.

And, I managed to watch A&E's Royal bio at the same time. More princes and princesses than Love Cooze...

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Loogaro

That was actually a really good explanation of why you watch it.
I think I like the sailing, cute girls in bikinis, and the potential for a catfight around every corner.

>>SFD. Shakes Fascination Disorder.<<

OMG!! <click> You put a name to it!! Coolness! Now.... where to I find the antidote??

W.L.S.F.C.

"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!

>>>SFD. Shakes Fascination Disorder.<<
>
>OMG!! <click> You put a name to it!! Coolness! Now.... where to I find the antidote??
>

Now why would the Vamp want an antidote? The symptoms are not that bad, and eventually they will be replaced (Hopefully with an equally hysterical clown). Grin and bear it.... Okay, grin and laugh. I am not sure I have SFD, but I sure can appreciate it.

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” -Winston Churchill

Vamps, did you tell Loogaro about the Wednesday night specials in AK's bar? Just a little of your special tonic and we might have a keeper!!!

Mon Cherie

"Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you."
-"Cheers"

Eh? What? Antidote? Special tonic?? AK's bar? Shakes but not stirred, perhaps? An undoing with the undead? I'm...curious...wassup?

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Loogaro