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"The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by Drive My Car on 05-31-01 at 03:32 PM
LAST EDITED ON 05-31-01 AT 03:58 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 05-31-01 AT 03:57 PM (EST)

The EGG Show
GoodMorning This is the EGG show with your hosts EBug and GG.
GG is not with us today due to an unfortunate Shark accident.
On Todays show we have an interview with the First Tribe member voted off of Shakesvivor.
desert rhino!!!!!!!!


EBUG :Thanks for meeting with me today DR

DR :Hey, I've ALWAYS got time for a hot mama to drop by the ol' RhinoPad...


EBUG :How does it feel to be the first person rejected (oops) I mean Voted off of Shakesvivor?

DR :Well, I have to say that I'm impressed at the overall stupidity of my teammates. If they'd actually thought about it, they'd realize that all those pipe bombs in my backpack would have been very useful... Let's just say that if the other team don't show for the IC, guess who wins? Unless... nah... he wouldn't... ooooh, what if STC himself FUDGED the voting?!?!?! I'm gonna GET that CLOWN!!!!!
um, er... sorry, I got off on a tangent.

EBUG :You look really good in person, is it true that the Shakesvivor staff tried to make you all look terrible on the show, so you'd "clean up good" for the interviews?

DR :Well, it was all in the editing. I think that what really came out in the first episode is that I'm far too honest.

EBUG :Why do you think they voted for you, we all thought that Mon Cherie was going out?

DR :Well, first I thought it was just stupidity, but now I'm beginning to think it was all a plot, staged by Shakes, to keep the "babe" factor up.

EBUG :Your signature Pic for the show was quite agressive, do you think this hurt you with your tribemates? And in hindsite do you think the cute cuddly one would have been better?

DR :Nah, those pussies woulda been scared of the cuddly one, too. They jump at their own shadow, practically. I set off ONE pipe bomb, and all of a sudden they're all huddled in the fallout shelter...

EBUG : Do you think I look cute today?

DR :You ALWAYS look cute. mrao!

EBUG : ** Giggle**

EBUG :Amoung your tribemates who were your friends?

DR :I'd like to think that they were ALL my friends. I liked each and every one of them, and I think they returned that affection.

EBUG :We have heard some disturbing things lately about the Creator of this show. Is ShakesTheClown really an evil racist hatemonger?

DR :For now, yes. I'm working on that.

EBUG :Who would you rather spend the day with, Hitler, Shakes, or Satan?

DR :Hmmm... considering how Hitler botched the bombing of London, I don't think he'd have much useful advice, so I guess I'd have to go with Satan.

EBUG :What are your plans for the future, You got an agent?

DR : Does agent orange count? I haven't thought too far into the future, I'm just taking it one ambush, er, day at a time.

EBUG :What do you think of my Tan?

DR :I like your tan, but you know, we shoulda done this over at Paddy O'Brien's, so I could get me a Black and Tan. I'm dying of thirst.

EBUG : Do you have any insights for us? Is it true there will be a nail polish challenge in an upcoming episode?

DR :Nah, I spent most of my time drawing and plotting the dismemberments of the opposing team. Don't be shocked if one or two of those landmines are duds, though. They were surplus, if you know what I mean.

EBUG :Who do you think is the winner?

DR :I really don't know, I mean, they're all winners, but if that freak in the blue tights wins it, I'll puke.

EBUG :Thank You for being here with me today Rhino.

DR :Always a pleasure. Hey, you wanna pop over to Paddy's and tip a pint or two? {winning smile} You on an expense account?

EBUG : Stop it!! You can't touch the Host.

*** Ebug smiles - fade out***

Well that is the conclusion of The EGG show for today, someone will be back with another episode as soon as Shakes , I mean the Tribe, votes off another one of their own.

Todays, EGG show was sponsered by SHAKESVILLE, the amusment Park where you are just the figment of an Evil Clowns Imagination
And by the wonderful folks at FuFme bringing sex to lonely computer geeks everywhere.


Edited to add that all desert rhino's comments were his own

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Messages in this discussion
"LOL Ms. H..."
Posted by BadAs on 05-31-01 at 03:37 PM
Great job...and I too would pick um...SATAN!!


BA
" Attention: Attention Whore Postings. (For Chrissake)"

"RE: LOL Ms. H..."
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 05-31-01 at 03:56 PM
Don't call her that letter!

Oh, e, that was praiseworthy. You are really cute too, even though I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).
You certainly don't need to lose any more weight.

DR's comments leave me (member of tribe he planned to dismember) in trepidation. Could it be that in Shakesivor DR pulls a Kimmi--ummm....setting off "repercussions" long after he's gone?

DR, if I ever have gone or will have gone to "Rejects Island" I'd be happy to drink a Guinness for every one of your black-and-tans and toast your good health.


"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by ItzLisa on 05-31-01 at 04:02 PM
Great interview, Buggy!!! Come on, tell us what REALLY happened between you and DR after the tape stopped rollin' *wink!*

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"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by Kismet on 05-31-01 at 04:22 PM
>EBUG :Who do you think is the winner?

>DR :I really don't know, I mean, they're all winners, but if that freak in the blue tights wins it, I'll puke. <

Rhino you do crack me up!

Great Job E! I love it, love it, love it. Can't wait for the next special!

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 05-31-01 at 05:19 PM
eBuggy!!!! You are awsome! (and you know what? I'm beginning to think you're not as nice as you've long been cracked up to be! So much for being our contact to the CLEAN world. . .)

Hard to imagine this can get better--but once GG shows up? whoa. . .


GT

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by Drive My Car on 05-31-01 at 06:39 PM
NICE?????
Horrors George, did you really believe that? All the welcoming was just to suck in new people so we can shoot them down.
Ha Ha HA

Haven't you heard the rumors that I attack innocent ( AHem) people in the Bar?

Just because I am friendly doesn't make me nice, besides if I was so nice, would I like you so much??

EBug

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by Survivorerist on 05-31-01 at 05:41 PM
Great show, E! I hope you keep it up!

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Survivorerist

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by Survivorchick on 05-31-01 at 06:43 PM
OMG <click> I am so obsessed with Shakesvivor, I am even willing to wake up at this obscene hour of the morning to watch the interviews with the voted off castaways. Fabulous interview. I'm looking forward to meeting you in person Ebug (but that may *wink*wink* not be for another 14 weeks or so)

The cute and charismatic Survivorchick

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by VampKira on 05-31-01 at 07:27 PM
Buggy and JV... this was AWESOME! You look great as always Buggggggggy! However,I wanna know the answer to Lisa's question as well.

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska


"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by larman on 05-31-01 at 09:24 PM
More, more!!! What a gem....will look for the E2 interview with
___________; (Perhaps, you wouldn't mind giving us a hint at what's in store....at least fill in the blank for us, will ya!)

Okay, okay...I knew you wouldn't fall for that one-gator

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by dangerkitty on 05-31-01 at 10:17 PM
Oh, this is good, good, a thousand times good!! What a well-pulled together piece. All the little details are appreciated!

Love you Buggy; you too Rhino....

"Whatever charm school you went to, you should demand a full refund."
-a guy at my dojo, after I offered to kick his butt during sparring (he thought it wasn't very 'ladylike').

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by desert_rhino on 05-31-01 at 11:30 PM
My own? Ever' single mother-lovin' one. Especially the pass there at the end...

-- DR


"I've been a bad, bad, deserve-a-spankin' boy!"

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by Drive My Car on 06-01-01 at 11:08 AM
Stop it!!
No one is allowed to touch the Host, it's in my contract.

EBug
*wink*

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by Cherberrie on 06-03-01 at 10:28 AM
Too funny, eBug. BTW, I don't think Shakes should choose you to be in Shakesvivor because it would be hard to fill your shoes as an interviewer! (And, I'm not saying this because I applied too!)


Cherberrie

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by desert_rhino on 06-03-01 at 11:14 AM
Yes, you are. geez. You're so transparent. (and multi-colored, too!)

-- JV

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by Cherberrie on 06-03-01 at 11:17 AM
You're soooo smart, JV. There's no way you have sour grapes about Shakesvivor!



Cherberrie

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by desert_rhino on 06-03-01 at 12:01 PM
I'm having as much fun out as in. More, probably, since I had no control over my actions while in, and now that I'm out, I can blow up clown stuff.

-- JV

(who must be getting sick, because there is no was that 3 glasses of wine leave this nasty a hangover...)

"RE: The Early Guys Gabfest"
Posted by Cherberrie on 06-03-01 at 12:15 PM

who must be getting sick, because there is no was that 3 glasses of wine leave this nasty a hangover...

Sorry to hear about your hangover. Over the years, I've learned to avoid red wine (my all time fav) which gives me the worst of any hangovers. Then comes Mike's hard lemonade, which was a fav last year, but now leaves its toll on my brain the day after. My latest craze is Tanqueray & tonic -- no problems with that one yet. Ummmmm, I wonder if moderation is helping? LOL@myself.


Cherberrie