This is really really disturbing

EBug

This somehow transcends horror.

But still, I find this picture strangely compelling?

Could it be the look of unabashed joy on the confined clown's face?

Could it be the symolism of the budding flower trying to, against all logic and reason, break free from the constraints attempting to extinguish its fragile spirit? Oops - I think that's a horn and not a flower but I can't think of a reasonable argument for the horn - sorry!

Maybe the clown represents the inner child in all of us as we struggle to retain our impish nature as the confines of adulthood force us into urban, corporate bondage?

Or yet again, perhaps it's just a horny, twisted little clown.

We may never know.

Lisapooh, indeed we may never know and perhaps that's just as well, but I find your analysis delightful.

Wow Outfront Girl!

That's a compliment coming from someone like you - Someone who is actually good at analysis!

...PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!! AAAAUUUUUGHHHH!!! MY EYES!!! MY EEEEYYYES!!!!!!!!!!!

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EVERY aspect of this thresd is SOOOOO WRONG!!

-- JV

JV--
That sounds like a clear thesis, but tells us nothing to support your reasoning.... (sorry, too many English classes)

Please elaborate... If you have the truth, share!

>>EVERY aspect of this thresd is SOOOOO WRONG!!
-- JV<<

I heard that!!!!!

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

Hey Vampers, Maybe you are alergic to your mascara, you know it happens sometimes. Once my eyes got all itchy and stuff from some new mascara. Because you know I don't think that having your eyes bleed like that is a healthy thing.

OMG!!! What if the glue caused it?????

Just trying to help that's all

>Maybe you are alergic to your mascara, you know it happens sometimes.
>Once my eyes got all itchy and stuff from some new mascara. Because
>you know I don't think that having your eyes bleed like that is a healthy thing.
Bug, I was wondering about this, too. . . I thought it wa s maybe a sleep deprivation thing, but the allergy makes more sense.

Vamps--if your eyelashes and eyebrows suddenly disappear, I think it's pretty conclusive. I knew a girl in high school who had that problem, and she even had to quit wearing her contacts 'til it all cleared up.

And trust me--as scary as all that blood is, you don't want to go the route of having to draw on eyebrows. . . Now THAT is scary! Just picture yourself as one of those shriveled-up WWII era ladies who have their bridge club meetings at the country club while their hubbies drink their way around the golf course. Whew! You go that route, and the next thing you know, you'll be sporting a wad of pink hair like cotton candy! (I actually saw one of those at WalMart last week--discussing which shade of "strawberry blonde" she should pick. . . I wanted to say, "It's frickin' PINK, lady--nothing blonde about it!!! Look in a mirror once, why dontcha!". . . but alas, I internalized all my nastiness. . .)

Then again, maybe the cotton candy look WOULD be appropriate to Shakesvivor. . . I bet the circus theme would appeal to the clown!

GT

Hey, Slurpee!!! MORE PIX!!!

>>>And trust me--as scary as all that blood is, you don't want to go the route of having to draw on eyebrows. . . Now THAT is scary! Just picture yourself as one of those shriveled-up WWII era ladies who have their bridge club meetings at the country club while their hubbies drink their way around the golf course. Whew! You go that route, and the next thing you know, you'll be sporting a wad of pink hair like cotton candy! (I actually saw one of those at WalMart last week--discussing which shade of "strawberry blonde" she should pick. . . I wanted to say, "It's frickin' PINK, lady--nothing blonde about it!!! Look in a mirror once, why dontcha!". . . but alas, I internalized all my nastiness. . .)<<<

Oh GT! You always give me a laugh when I read your posts..LOL.. and sometimes, *shudder* disturbing images!!!

"Beauty school drop out.. Hangin' around the corner store, Beauty school drop out...It's about time you knew the score. You should have gone for your diploma, and joined a steno pool, turn in your teasing comb and go back to high school..... "

LOL.. When I read your post I thought of that Frankie Valli song, and "Frenchy" from the movie Grease!!!!

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

>Oh GT! You always give me a laugh when I read your posts..LOL.. and sometimes,
>*shudder* disturbing images!!!
You want disturbing? I'll give ya disturbing!! Here ya go, vampire girl--your FUTURE!! (I especially like the Rose Marie touch of the blue velvet bow. . . hee hee hee heeee!)

(OMG--I hope she knows I'm kidding! *pictures horrible, bloody revenge. . .*)

GT

(I know, I know--somewhere, the real Vampira is spinning in her grave. . .)

(Oh--and eBug? that was partly for your benefit, too. Enjoy!)

GT

AAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!
*runs screaming*
I don't wanna be a icky old Vampire!
AAACCCCCCCCKKKKK!

*plots nasty, painful revenge*

Seems to be that that particular Vamp... thingy... is holding a delicious looking candied apple, GT... Doesn't it look yummy? Mmmmmmmmm. Why don't you have a bite or two.. I am sure she wouldn't mind...

LMAO to the Rose Marie bow! Christ! I never did "get" that.
"Hey Sally!!! You wanna know why you can't get a date, have never been married, or why even Buddy never gave you a second glance???? It's because of that STOOPID bow fer crissakes!!!"

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

>Seems to be that that particular Vamp... thingy... is holding a delicious looking
>candied apple, GT... Doesn't it look yummy? Mmmmmmmmm. Why don't you
>have a bite or two.. I am sure she wouldn't mind...
hehehehehehehehe. . . if I can stop laughing so hard, I will respond. . .

That is a LADLE, Vampy--she is mixing up a delicious batch of acid punch for her lady-friends! I thought you would've had the recipe. . . blood, acid, frog's breath, bat wings--you know, the usual!

And that happens to be THE original Vampira! Somehow, I don't think she appreciates your appraisal of her appearance. . .

Gawd. . . I tried to go to bed an hour ago, but eBuggy got me off on the cotton candy tangent and I couldn't resist. Tried to head you off at BA's, but you haven't shown your face there tonight.

You wouldn't harm a fellow BB, would you? Particularly one who loves you as a sister? *looks hopeful, offers Vamps some Excedrin*

GT

Here, Vamps--is this better?

You do know Vampira was famous for her 13" waist, right? Talk about creeeeepy. . .

GT

>>That is a LADLE, Vampy--she is mixing up a delicious batch of acid punch for her lady-friends! I thought you would've had the recipe. . . blood, acid, frog's breath, bat wings--you know, the usual!<<<

You say ladle, I say apple.. just take a taste of it already!!!

>>And that happens to be THE original Vampira! Somehow, I don't think she appreciates your appraisal of her appearance. . . <<
You do know Vampira was famous for her 13" waist, right? Talk about creeeeepy. <<<

The original Vampira.... I was just telling Buggy in chat that I have never heard of her, or seen her till now...Creepy doesn't EVEN begin to cover it.. AAACCKKKK! And to think.. I thought I was being so original with my name... ;-( (Thank heaven for my "K") And that waist! Ewwwwwwwwwww!

>>You wouldn't harm a fellow BB, would you? Particularly one who loves you as a sister? *looks hopeful, offers Vamps some Excedrin*<<

A HA!!! Gotcha!! Excedrin huh?? Love me like a sister huh?? Do you realize you just offerd your insomnia suffering sistah, pills loaded with CAFFIENE!!!!! Uh huh.. I see how ya are!

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

OK, Buggy.. See? My EYES aren't bleeding any longer.( In fact.. they never WERE bleeding...They were tears. Vampire tears ARE blood.)
However, I have just gotten back from a feeding, and may need to wipe my chin.........

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

Another day, another poor clown's innocence lost. I really didn't want to have to post any more of these, but alas, Shakes continues to swindle SeeB.S. and blame it on a challenge he is obviously losing. (Note to Shakes: Supe won. Get over it.)

Here, alas, is another shot from one of the many horrid movies the clown is shooting with equipment that was intended for other purposes.

The insanity must stop. If Shakes won't (or can't) fulfill the commitment he made to 16 (15 of whom must now be permanently emotionally scarred by all they've seen) contestants, his equipment must be taken away. We can't allow more innocent clowns to be corrupted by this sick bastard.

Eww! Suddenly, Vampira's cotton candy and artificial eyebrows don't seem quite so scary!

GT

You two are cracking me up.
The old Bat serving Brunch for the her bridge club was a hoot.
And Vampers I swear when I first read Gt's post, I heard Beauty School Drop Out in my head.

The new one is better Vamp. I know I teased about the nakedness that has been you lately, but that didn't really bother me.
The Bleeding eyes thing ** Shudder** was seriously gonna give me nightmares.

Sherpa!!!!! No More clown Porn!!!! It's WRONG!!!!! I know you are making a point about the unethical actions of Shakes, But I never had to see Clown porn til you posted it.
I don't wanna see Bingo Does The Big TOP!!! EVER.

EBug

LAST EDITED ON 06-06-01 AT 12:09 PM (EST)

I totally agree with buggy; I could have lived the rest of my life without seeing bozo & bimbo in that position.

Edited because my eyes hurt me so much I was making stupid spelling mistakes

>Sherpa!!!!! No More clown Porn!!!! It's
>WRONG!!!!! I know you are
>making a point about the
>unethical actions of Shakes, But
>I never had to see
>Clown porn til you posted
>it.
>I don't wanna see Bingo Does
>The Big TOP!!! EVER.

--I've never labeled myself a prude, I'm quite open to most things, but I gotta agree with buggy here, I'm starting to have nightmares about cotton candy, greasepaint and clown feet!
Have mercy Sherpa!!

I'm quite open to most things

and thank God for that!

-- JV
(nice heels...)

>I'm quite open to most things
>
>
>and thank God for that!

>-- JV
>(nice heels...)

*blushes* Why thank you...I think. But quit trying to be nice to me...I'm crabby dammit!
(have you ever just wanted to revel in your crabbiness? Just kind of roll around in it and let your fingers get pruney?)

pissyfleas

me too, pissy!

-Aymbeoytch

There's only one cure I know of....shopping!!!
*calls her credit card company to check her limit*

shoppyfleas

Heh... I just dropped about 6 bills on parts for a new computer at home, so I can actually try and work a bit, make up for those short days I put in, and all the posting I do here. {chuckle} Shopping does, in fact, help. So does vacuuming, but it's not nearly as fun.

-- JV

LAST EDITED ON 06-06-01 AT 12:28 PM (EST)

>I don't wanna see Bingo Does The Big TOP!!! EVER.
*makes mental note to file away the "Bingo" pix. . .*

(Just for YOU, buggy!)

GT

Edited cuz. . . PISS ON IT--I'm not gonna even bother telling why!!!!

If you people can't see why this entire thresd is completely and utterly WRONG, on a very deep and basic level, nothing I say can enlighten you. EEEEEEeeeeeWWWWWwwwwwwwWWWWWWwwwwww!!!!!

-- JV

>If you people can't see why this entire thresd is completely and utterly WRONG, on a very deep and basic level,
>nothing I say can enlighten you.
That's the whole POINT! You're SUPPOSED to feel outrage. . . Unfortunately, the guy who should feel it the most--and who has the power to make it stop--is probably loving it. . . .

Shakes, you SADIST!!!! Give us our summary!

GT

>>Shakes, you SADIST!!!! Give us our summary!

GT<<

Oh you are so right George. That poor Sad Sad Clown.
Oops, that's not what you meant.

Nevermind

EBug

w.l.s.f.c.

( oh and by the way I am gonna make it to 950 today- even if it makes everyone sick)

>( oh and by the way I am gonna make it to 950 today- even if it makes everyone sick)
eBuggy--I was going to respond to you because you made me laugh. . .

. . . but then I decided it was better to respond to you because I'm shooting for 1K!

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!

GT

OK, I haven't said this in a while, but its time has come...

"Take it to odometer node!"

-- JV

*covers ears* lalalalalalalalala. . . I can't heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr you!. . . .

GT

Yeah, but this is SOOOOOO "over the (big)top."

-- JV

and consider the source, eh?