Well the girls are set, and since there's only 36 male contestants available for the 8 slu... erhm... slots. It's time to get serious and spoil Shakesvivor.

So I have taken the opportunity to summarize the 31 MALE applications, and added a list of the top 5 unsolicited names that might show up. The 31 applications we screened for DAW'ness, virtual age, conjugal visits lists, and whether they would sleep with shakes.

From Fanatics we have:

ACPS65, 239, 32, conjugal visitor - skierdude10, and NO
dabo, 157, 43, conjugal visitor - ItzLisa, and NO
fast eddie, 91,50, conjugal visitor - "none", and NO
larman, 17, 37, conjugal visitor - webby, and NO
zero, 69, 24, conjugal visitor - Conspiracy Jim, and NO
bushwacker, 74, 40ish, conjugal visitor - vampkira, and MAYBE

From Basher we have:

Survivorerist, 652, early 20's, conjugal visitor - ebug, and YES
LightMage, 113, 20, conjugal visitor - webby, and NO
sleeeeeeve, 352, 20's, conjugal visitor - mistofleas, and YES
idiotcowboy, 147, 26, conjugal visitor - blu, and NO
loogaro, 28, 45, conjugal visitor - sleeeve, and YES
LIZLOVER, 199, 35, conjugal visitor - vampkira, and YES
Desert_Rhino, 694, 37, conjugal visitor - ebug, and MAYBE
Superman, 526, 27, conjugal visitor - vampkira, and YES
bottomfeeder, 6, 26, conjugal visitor - vampkira, and NO
kingpin, 3, 48, conjugal visitor - "none", and NO
Pokey Okie, 42, 40ish, conjugal visitor - Vampkira, and YES
Sky Raider, 174, unknown, conjugal visitor - dangerkitty, and YES
Home Brewer, 72, 33, conjugal visitor - Vampkira, and NO

From Spoiler we have:

SherpaDave, 65, 34, conjugal visitor - skierdude10, and MAYBE
Mitrellium, 16, 29, conjugal visitor - superman, and MAYBE
AresMars, 33, 40, conjugal visitor - shakes, and NO?
unknownsurvivor, 1, 22, conjugal visitor - "none", and NO
Play2Survive, 266, 34, conjugal visitor - ItzLisa, and YES
bergdogg, 44, 18, conjugal visitor - shakes, and NO?

From OT we have:

Leif Erikson, 823, 49, conjugal visitor - cherberrie, and MAYBE
Landru, 66, 40, conjugal visitor - GT, and YES
rudyrules, 10, 40, conjugal visitor - Kismet, and NO
kokoro, 615, 17, conjugal visitor - blusavannah, and NO
gg, 66, 28, conjugal visitor - Ayak, and NO
Mistrel, 369, 35, conjugal visitor - shakes, and MAYBE

From the Unsolicited Category (top 5):

Ayak, thinks he's safe, but so did GT... hahahaha...
IceCat, said he'd post his application, but did he pull a GT and solicit off-line?
shakes, would he be so self absorbed as to cast himself? just asking *wink*
skierdude10, can shakes resist the temptation to cast his favorite foil?
BadAs/Typoman, thinks he can get selected by not applying humm... well sir we have rules around here and let me tell you... oh hell... nevermind.

So what can we determine from this. If sleeping with shakes is a criteria then the male contestants (as it was for the female ones) the candidates will come from:

Survivorerist
sleeeeeeve
loogaro
LIZLOVER
Superman
Pokey Okie
Sky Raider
Play2Survive
Landru

If not sleeping with shakes is a criteria then the list will come from:

ACPS65
dabo
fast eddie
larman
LightMage
idiotcowboy
bottomfeeder
kingpin
Home Brewer
AresMars
unknownsurvivor
bergdogg
rudyrules
kokoro
gg

If being indecisive about sleeping with shakes is a criteria then:

ACPS65
Desert_Rhino
Mitrellium
Leif Erikson
Minstrel
SherpaDave

If being a DAW is a criteria then (top eight):

Ayak
Leif Erikson
Desert_Rhino
Survivorerist
kokoro
Superman
Mistrel
sleeeeeeve

If not being a DAW is a criteria the (bottom eight):

unknownsurvivor
kingpin
bottomfeeder
rudyrules
Mitrellium
larman
loogaro
AresMars

If bringing in new blood for the casting couch is a criteria (ie women from outside the game):

Survivorerist (ebug)
sleeeeeeve (mistofleas)
idiotcowboy (blusavannah)
Desert_Rhino (ebug)
Leif Erikson (cherberrie)
rudyrules (kismet)
kokoro (blusavannah)

Remember there are only 8 slots, and with 36+ potential candidates, the odds are only slightly better you'd get picked for some, lame-ass idiotic FOX reality summer time-slot show... so if you don’t make it here... there is still hope, I guess.

Whew... glad I got that outta my system... spoiler withdrawal can be ugly

-ICB

subliminal messages inserted to see if my lousy chances are improved...

• RE: Shakesvivor Guys Spoilage,Drive My Car, 09:08 PM, 05-18-01
• RE: Shakesvivor Guys Spoilage,dangerkitty, 09:13 PM, 05-18-01
  • RE: Shakesvivor Guys Spoilage,shakes the clown, 09:30 PM, 05-18-01
    • Oh My Gawd , its gorgeous!!,dangerkitty, 09:37 PM, 05-18-01
      • I am a Shameless Graphics Ho...,IceCat, 09:46 PM, 05-18-01
        • RE: I am a Shameless Graphics Ho...,dangerkitty, 09:49 PM, 05-18-01
          • Re: Vidcaps...,IceCat, 09:58 PM, 05-18-01
    • RE: Shakesvivor Guys Spoilage,ItzLisa, 09:39 PM, 05-18-01
    • RE: Shakesvivor Guys Spoilage,Lightmage81, 11:58 AM, 05-19-01
• My predicitions...,dangerkitty, 10:00 PM, 05-18-01
  • RE: My predicitions...,Minstrel, 10:15 PM, 05-18-01
    • RE: My predicitions...,dangerkitty, 10:37 PM, 05-18-01
      • By Logic...,Survivorerist, 10:58 PM, 05-18-01
• RE: Shakesvivor Guys Spoilage,Dalton, 02:09 AM, 05-19-01
  • You Missed the Point, Dalton!,IceCat, 08:31 AM, 05-19-01

Oh man!!
I didn't want to be in the game, but visiting one of the men who picked me for a visitor would be cool.

Yes I said Men!!!!
Meaning 2 (thats right 2) men chose me as their outside visit.
Well, with inspiration like that how could they not win the challenge.

EBug- loves you Svist and JV

ICB!! This was a lot of good work!! Awesome!

But my favorite part is ....

>the odds are only slightly
>better you'd get picked for
>some, lame-ass idiotic FOX reality
>summer time-slot show... so
>if you don’t make it
>here... there is still hope,
>I guess.

Bet it'll piss that wacko off, that you won't kiss his clown butt!!

dangerkitty

"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella

>Bet it'll piss that wacko off,
>that you won't kiss his
>clown butt!!

....what are you talking about......begging turns me on.

And BTW, allow me to introduce the official Shakesvivor logo, compliments of IceCat.....now this is the proper way to kiss ass to get on a show, are ya taking notes ICB?

WOWEEEEEE!!!!

That is bee-yoo-ti-ful!! IceCat, I knew you'd come through with some exciting pic or graphic, just didn't know what?

Can we get T-shirts??? huh, huh, pleeeeeeeeease????

BTW, I'll look good in mine wet....

dangerkitty

"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella

Actually, I was trying to get a production job...

Cool, but did you hear about the "wall" between the players and production crew? We need something done about that...

IceCat, that graphic rocks. And when are you going to have some vidcaps to analyze?

dangerkitty

"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella

Well... I'd like to get started as soon as possible:

I'll require all the standard shots, ladies:

1) head shot;

2) head and shoulders;

3) full body - posed;

4) full body -action;

5) bikini;

6) nude is optional (at least in pre-production)

Of course, all submitted video tapes become the property of Mr. Clown and Shakes Productions, Inc.

Beautiful logo! I'm assuming we'll be getting the banners, t-shirts, bumperstickers, coffee mug, key chains, bandanas, etc. for gratis??? WE WILL, WON'T WE SHAKES?????

And I have *two* conjugal visit boys! Yaaaay for me!

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W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter

Holy Sh!t.......

You are taking this a little to seriouly aren;t you?

The groups are lettered, from top to bottom.

I submit here the number of players names appearing in each group that match my 8 predicted players.

A: 0
B: 6
C: 0
D: 1
E: 1
F: 4
G: 1
H: 2
I: 5
J: 0
K: 5

I have little to base this on, and won't reveal my criteria anyway, so flame away.

dangerkitty

"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella

ICB & IC great stuff!! DK, hmmm eleven "names" matching your eight predicted ones? Would they be men or women or both? And, I guess Shakes still hasn't made up his mind and that BadAs was only trying to influence the selection? Hmmmm.

Just guys...we already know the women! And I went off ICBs list, men only. So you narrowed it down to 121 already? Good work!

Rumor has it that as of Thursday night, Shakes had not yet chosen the men, or even evaluated their apps. This of course could be a red herring, but I will say that it was from an inside source.

dangerkitty

"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella

There are two alternatives as to who your eight predictions could be. In both alternatives, five of the same names appear. They are...

ICB
Sleeeve
Leif
Desert_Rhino
Me (i.e. Survivorerist)

The final three can go two different ways...

AyaK
Two of the following: LizzLover, Okie Pokie, Sky Raider

or...

Superman
One of the following: LizzLover, Okie Pokie, Sky Raider
One of the following: Icecat, Shakes, skier, BA

Those are my thoughts. And you say the education system is going to the dogs...(watch someone find a flaw somewhere)

================

Survivorerist
N.L.F.C.
G.A.W.D.
N.T.B.U.G.F.

"It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks."
-The Early Days of the Late Amber Brkich

Just wanted to add my two cents...esp. since I
told AyaK and GT in another thread that I BET
some guys are actually campaigning to GET CHOSEN!!

Question for IceCat: Can you do all those pretty
pictures...moving and pulsating...
WITHOUT ELECTRICITY???
Like, ahem, in the jungle or the forest a man has to be
good with his hands!!! Girls got inquiring minds; that's all!

DK....you are a shameless flirt! Flirtflirtflirt!!!
Does the Vamp know there is a thread she ISN'T flirting
in??? LMAO!!

Idiot Cowboy....I've tried to talk my way out of this
Rodeo-On-Jugwine...so far no luck; so I'm adopting
my Great Mother/Goddess Nature/Earth Woman position
just in case I have to "kiss anything to make it well".....

Dalton

I'm trying to get a production job on the show...

In order to avoid becoming a cast member...

I mean a production of this scale is going to require a great deal of expertise in the graphics department. My skills are too valuable to waste being mere on-screen talent!

I wanna be one of the people who lives in the big comfy crew compound...

NOT a denizen of 'La Tente du Scente Asse'!