From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska, let's do this thing we like to call the TopTen list.

Paul: Yes! Lets!

Dave: Tonight's topic, TopTen Things you might see on Shakesvivor... We had words on this, didn't we Paul? We discussed this whole Shakesvivor thing, right?

Paul: Yes.....the evil clown, right?

Dave: Yeah....He picked out the chicks, y'know...Yep, hot...hot chicks..I mean this girls are like twice as good lookin' as Debb.

Paul: Great....and the guys?

Dave: Dunno yet...

Paul: I hope they're hot too!

Dave: Ok........TopTen Things you might see on Shakesvivor, heeeeeeeeeeere we go,

Number
10. Immunity challenges include "Lap Dance" and "Around the World".

Number
9. Instead of a Pontiac Aztec, contestants are rewarded with an El Camino that must be started with a breathalizer device.

Number
8. Instead of being voted off, contestants are executed "gangland-style".

Number
7. Two contestants voted out for doing their Pee-Wee Herman impression....If y'know what I mean.

Number
6. Tribe colors are "Puke" and "Puke - after eating Cheetos Brand Cheese snacks".

Number
5. The fat, naked, gay guy wins!

Number
4. Tribal Council consists of two bean bag chairs, a pack of post-it notes, and a number 2 pencil.

Number
3. Vampkira inhales too much glue, chars hands in fire.

Number
2. Shakes is more interested in spraying seltzer in his scotch than into his pants.

..............and the number one Thing you might see on Shakesvivor..........

Number
1. All the animals on Shakesvivor are balloon animals....and they are all ribbed and lubricated.

"Sniffing Glue Since 1974 and Still Going Strong"

• RE: TopTen Things you might see on Shakesvivor...........,dangerkitty, 11:00 AM, 05-20-01
  • RE: TopTen Things you might see on Shakesvivor...........,VampKira, 12:41 PM, 05-20-01
• RE: TopTen Things you might see on Shakesvivor...........,Dalton, 02:49 PM, 05-20-01
  • give up the charade Dalt!,shakes the clown, 09:30 PM, 05-20-01
• RE: TopTen Things you might see on Shakesvivor...........,ItzLisa, 09:21 PM, 05-20-01
  • RE: TopTen Things you might see on Shakesvivor...........,VampKira, 02:05 AM, 05-21-01
    • RE: TopTen Things you might see on Shakesvivor...........,Superman, 06:21 AM, 05-21-01

>y'know...Yep, hot...hot chicks..I mean this
>girls are like twice as
>good lookin' as Debb.

You meant, of course, three times as good lookin' as Debb.

>Number
>4. Tribal Council consists of two
>bean bag chairs, a pack
>of post-it notes, and a
>number 2 pencil.

Sounds comfy!!

>Number
>1. All the animals on Shakesvivor
>are balloon animals....and they are
>all ribbed and lubricated.

Oh, this is gonna be fun!!!

Thanks Supe, as always....

dangerkitty

"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella

Supe! Wonderful!! lol.. Will you rub salve on my burnt hands, and kiss them to make them all better? *wink*

(whisper) Have missed you... will be on this evening though... *hint*

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

Well now, things are beginning to take shape....

>Number
>9. Instead of a Pontiac
>Aztec, contestants are rewarded with
>an El Camino that must
>be started with a breathalizer
>device.
****This one is EASY....we'll let Vamps blow in the
"breathalizer device" and while all eyes are on HER;
Out-Front and Dalton will simply hotwire the Camino...ta da!!
>
>Number
>8. Instead of being voted off,
>contestants are executed "gangland-style".
****See Sect. III, Para. B, subsections 1-7 of your contract.
Any death or permanent injury will result in Shakes losing
every cent he has or ever will have---"Wrongful Death" is big bucks...hehehe.
>
>Number
>6. Tribe colors are "Puke" and
>"Puke - after eating Cheetos
>Brand Cheese snacks".
****Tribe Colors are Grueeene and Oranggge --- Yeah Tribes!!
>
>Number
>5. The fat, naked, gay guy
>wins!
****Will the "gay" naked, fat guy please raise your hand??
Just asking; that's all!
>
>Number
>3. Vampkira inhales too much glue,
>chars hands in fire.
****Actually the plan is more to wrap the Vamp in her CAPE and
snuggle her into Out Front's 3ft. Bong when she gets glued...
just so accidents like that DON'T happen <Hint!>.

>Number
>2. Shakes is more interested in
>spraying seltzer in his scotch
>than into his pants.
****Oh Goody; Scotch!!!
>
>Number
>1. All the animals on Shakesvivor
>are balloon animals....and they are
>all ribbed and lubricated.
****Hot Damn!!! Water Balloon Fights at night!!!

Thanks Man-O-Steel...I wasn't really looking forward to this
Freak Show which passes for "reality teevee" until I read
your wonderful List. WTG Supe.

Dalton

LAST EDITED ON 05-20-01 AT 09:31 PM (EST)

...I wasn't really looking forward
>to this
>Freak Show which passes for "reality
>teevee" until I read
>your wonderful List.

...who do you think you're kidding, besides yourself? You're so excited to be one of the "chosen ones" that you are downright giddish about it. And everyone knows....as evidenced by the fact that you've posted here more in the past 3 days than you did in the previous 3 weeks...

just admit it and repeat after me.....

"I, Dalton of Shakesvivor, feel so fortunate and grateful to be involved in this project, and I would like to thank the good lord and Shakes, assuming they are not one in the same, for allowing me such a fabulous opportunity."

...there, do you feel better?

Coming to message boards this summer....

Beauteous, Supe de La Loop!!!

>Number 10. Immunity challenges include "Lap Dance" and "Around the World".
*** Oh - good! Then I should be a shoo-in!

>Number 9. Instead of a Pontiac Aztec, contestants are rewarded with an El Camino that must be started with a breathalizer device.
*** And an additional part of the reward - the breathalizer device is clogged with yummy peanut-butter!!! Mmmm!!!

>Number 3. Vampkira inhales too much glue, chars hands in fire.
*** Vamps, just do me a huge one, babe - pleeeeaaase don't let the camera crew get that gross-out shot of the skin hangin' off your hands! 'Cos then they just play it ooover and ooooover - eeeeewwwww!!!

>Number 1. All the animals on Shakesvivor are balloon animals....and they are all ribbed and lubricated.
*** Hey! Terrific - so the term "Anaconda" takes on a *whole* new meaning! *wink!*

**************************************
W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter

Dalton.. You crack me up!! LMAO!!! and Lisa... you too!! And don't worry... the burns weren't as bad as they sounded.. One "hand" from Supe and I was all better... trust me.. Heheheheheheh.....

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

MMMmmm.....flame-broiled Vampy....

"Sniffing Glue Since 1974 and Still Going Strong"