LAST EDITED ON 05-23-01 AT 04:18 PM (EST)

YES, THIS MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE SKIERDUDE TOLD ME HIMSELF.

Ok, THAT PART WAS A JOKE. THE REST IS WEIRD, BUT VERY REAL. RASPUTINA (RING A BELL, SHAKES)....THE BEARDED LADY WHO ONCE GAVE IT UP TO SHAKES ON LONELY NIGHTS TRAVELING THROUGH MIDDLE AMERICA, HAD BEEN SEARCHING ENDLESSLY FOR SHAKES, NOT BECAUSE SHE WANTS HIM BACK, YOU SEE, BUT BECAUSE SHE WANTS REVENGE. IT SEEMS THAT SHAKES LEFT A TRAVELLING VARIETY OF THE CIRCUS UNANOUNCED, LEAVING BEHIND HIS GAL RASPUTINA, IN PEORIA, ILLINOIS WHEN HE WAS 19 AND SHE WAS 42. HE MADE HIS WAY TO CHICAGO AND REPORTEDLY (RASPUTINA FEELS THIS IS DISPUTABLE) MADE HIS WAY THROUGH LAW SCHOOL.

SHORTLY AFTER HIS DEPARTURE, RASPUTINA SEDUCED SHAKES LITTLE BROTHER BAKES, AND THEY ARE STILL A COUPLE 11 YEARS LATER, THOUGH NOT MARRIED. SHE HAS BEEN EAGER TO INFORM SHAKES THAT BAKES HAS OUTDONE SHAKES IN VERILITY AND SIZE (I KNOW, A BIT LAME - IT'S EASY TO SUSPECT SHAKES IS ONLY MODESTLY ENDOWED, SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL. I'M HOPING SHE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS TOO. SHE PROMISES SHE CAN).

THIS IS WHERE SKIERDUDE COMES IN. SEE SKIERDUDE LOVES THE CIRCUS (WHEN HE'S NOT SKIING OF COURSE), AND MET RASPUTINA IN THE MEN'S ROOM AFTER A SHOW IN RENO, NV. ONE THING LEAD TO ANOTHER AND WHILE BLABBING ABOUT WHAT A WHORE HE IS, SKIERDUDE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BEING CAST IN A HOT NEW GAMESHOW CALLED "SHAKESVIVOR." BEING A SAVVY WEB-SURFER, RASPUTINA FOUND US, ASKED ME TO SEND HER AN EMAIL, AND THEN GAVE ME THIS INFORMATION. SHE DID NOW WANT TO POST HERSELF. SHE SAYS THAT HER DAY WITH SHAKES WILL COME.

ANYWAY, RASPUTINA DID WANT TO SPOIL SHAKES SHOW, SO SHE TOLD ME THAT SKIERDUDE CLAIMED TO HAVE WON IT ALL, THE WHOLE THING.

TAKE IT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH. I HAVEN'T SPENT TOO MUCH TIME WITH RASPUTINA, BUT SHE SOUNDS LEGIT.

Oh, and please forgive the ALL CAPS. Since Skierdude was the topic, it seemed appropriate.

• RE: SPOILER!!! SKIERDUDE WINS!!! SKIERDUDE WINS!!!,SherpaDave, 04:23 PM, 05-23-01
  • RE: SPOILER!!! SKIERDUDE WINS!!! SKIERDUDE WINS!!!,Hatched, 09:58 AM, 05-24-01
    • RE: SPOILER!!! SKIERDUDE WINS!!! SKIERDUDE WINS!!!,Outfrontgirl, 05:55 PM, 05-24-01
      • RE: SPOILER!!! SKIERDUDE WINS!!! SKIERDUDE WINS!!!,Pendragon, 06:07 PM, 05-24-01
        • RE: SPOILER!!! SKIERDUDE WINS!!! SKIERDUDE WINS!!!,Outfrontgirl, 07:27 PM, 05-24-01

Okay, clearly there is a lot here that is bogus. There is just no way in hell that skierdude10 won. He could have just been making stuff up to make himself more attractive to Rasputina.

However... there is SOME good spoiler material here. There has been a lot of speculation that someone on Shakesvivor dies and that the someone is skierdude10. If he's out balling bearded ladies, though, he must STILL BE ALIVE.

So, who's the corpse?

Further, if it turns out that the corpse is not from VK's tribe, that would mean that she made it to the merge. Unless... *gasp* do you think she killed someone at one of the challenges?

We need to do more photo analysis to find out who the corpse is. I was positive it was skierdude10, but now I'm not so sure.

I have it on reliable authority that Skierdude10 is in fact living. However, Rasputina said she did not bed the Dude because he wasn't her type. When she told me this, I said, "And Shakes is?"
"I'm a circus freak," she responded.
"Oh, yeah."

So there you have it. TheDude lives. I do believe that VK may kill someone. Would she be careless enough to kill someone in her own tribe?

I'm leaving town to do some investigative work, so I won't be able to talk to Rasputina again until next week. I promise to work her for more info.

For sure Vamps makes it to the merge. Any tribe that voted her off would have to know she could find them any time...

How do we know this was the REAL skierdude10, anyway? I'm thinking a lot of guys are out there trying to use his name and fame to get lucky, since no one has a confirmed picture and he always wears that ski mask.

I do like the Shakes and Bakes siblings! Do you think Shakes is older cuz someone took him out of the oven early, like halfway?

>I do like the Shakes and
>Bakes siblings! Do you
>think Shakes is older cuz
>someone took him out of
>the oven early, like halfway?

Probably so. I can only imagine the shock and horror a mother might feel when her sonogram reveals a child growing in her womb with big floppy shoes and perfectly round nose. <Shudder>

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The pen is mightier than the sword.

Pendragon, your image really did make me LMAO, and that's rare.
Please keep em coming!