LAST EDITED ON 08-13-01 AT 01:07 PM (EST)

Hey GG, where's the ep. 11 preview? Spoiling this thing is difficult with previews, but close to impossible without them.

Edited to address GG directly.

• RE: How about a preview for ep 11?,George Tirebiter, 08:55 PM, 08-12-01
  • RE: How about a preview for ep 11?,janisella, 09:05 PM, 08-12-01
    • RE: How about a preview for ep 11?,George Tirebiter, 09:56 PM, 08-12-01
      • RE: Leaks,janisella, 01:14 PM, 08-13-01
        • RE: Leaks,George Tirebiter, 00:13 AM, 08-14-01
          • Well... Well... Well...,IceCat, 04:33 AM, 08-14-01
            • RE: Well... Well... Well...,George Tirebiter, 03:46 PM, 08-14-01
              • And I'm invisible, apparently....,Outfrontgirl, 06:16 PM, 08-14-01
                • You Seem to Forget...,IceCat, 06:39 PM, 08-14-01
                  • RE: You Seem to Forget...,Outfrontgirl, 07:31 PM, 08-14-01
                  • RE: You Seem to Forget...,George Tirebiter, 08:43 PM, 08-14-01
• RE: How about a preview for ep 11?,George Tirebiter, 00:21 AM, 08-15-01

Sorry, janisella, but notshakes has apparently gotten greedy enough to go back to work for The Clown. . . he won't be writing his much-anticipated episode summary. . .

However, GG has been moved up a couple notches, and I believe I saw elsewhere that he is planning on posting a preview on Monday.

If not, I'm thinking I might get to play Pussy Galore and wrangle some secrets out of him. . . unless he follows through on his threat to turn greaser, that is! (That would be SOOOOO not sexy, GG! Stick with what you do best!!)

GT

Thanks GT. I hadn't heard. I'm a big fan of GG's work and can't wait for the summary.

Any info you can hustle up would be appreciated, expecially since Squirrel and Hawkeye seem to be MIA.

I have been receiving more anonymous tips, though they're hard to understand. Maybe the preview will help me decipher the strange clues I've received.

J.

>I have been receiving more anonymous tips
Wow--BV certainly does seem to be plagued with Loose Lips Syndrome, doesn't it?! By the time AyaP finally gets his butt in gear and forces a complete change in crew or otherwise plugs those gaps, I'm afraid the world is going to already have a good idea where that last episode is headed!

GT

GT, I think someone high up is leaking these clues. They're cryptic and vague - just enough to make us want to figure things out but not enough to really let us figure things out.

For instance, I got a phone message (the voice was obviously altered with one of those gadgets) that said "episode titles" then a moment of silence, then "immunity key" then more silence, then "phoenix at sunrise". That was it.

Any ideas what that should mean?

janisella--sounds like you might be in some danger! Anonymous callers, fancy gadgets, secret codes--seems a bit sinister, if you ask me!

I've been pondering your latest clues all day, and have yet to come up with anything concrete--but (as threatened) I still have another avenue to explore:

If I can't get word to you or OFG, you may expect word from a brown-shoed square in the dead of night. Wish me luck--and watch your backs!

GT

... Georgie gehrl is looking verrry shexy this evening...

... would you care for a martini?

Ooooooohhh! Yes, dear--please! Of course, it must be shaken--not shtirred!

GT

*who's thinking IceCat is sounding especially shexy, himshelf, tonight!* Meowwwwwwwwwr!

Sheesh! Sho much shtirring going on... cold river dousing in order for this poor girl who never gets noticed, shaken, shtirred... just shtoned and shlurry...

I knew I should have gone for a full-body cast photo instead of a head shot. Meowwwwwr indeed!

*Runs to borrow that catsuit DK offered and remembers that these things look awful with visible panty-lines...makes note to self to wash it nicely afterwards for DK, as requested*

LAST EDITED ON 08-14-01 AT 06:45 PM (EST)

... that I am in position of a rather large number of full body shots that you submitted during the process of developing your BV sig pic.

As a video-graphics professional, I would have been in violation of artist/client priviledge if I made any comment what so ever about your undeniably outstanding charms.

Doh!

Oh well... the secret's out now...

Edited to Add:

Don't make me post the Aztec Slave Girl Pics... and don't pretend that you don't know exactly what I mean!

>>Don't make me post the Aztec Slave Girl Pics... and don't pretend that you don't know exactly what I mean!

Whoops! me and my big mouth...no, I can't pretend that!

Isn't that always the way, they come up with some "art" photos you did before you tried to make it as a respectable media whore.
*Blushes* Well, I'm not ashamed of my past! God knows, at this point they might help my image--show that I'm more than just a spoiler, stoner, smart-ass...

By the way, Ice, loved that fraidy-cat thing you did on Jizzy's thresd. And your Prisoner head's looking just right now too.

OMG <click>, OFG!! Between IceCat and GG, I would say we're on the verge of a veritable orgy of delight, once we're free and clear of our BV responsibilities!

I just hope someone remembers to bring a goodly supply of prophylactics. . .

GT

*who thinks things are heating up on the set of BV. . . and it's got nothing to do with fricassee!*

janishella. . . I'm shtill not getting anywhere in decoding your leaksh. . . and I fear the free-flowing martinish may have left me open to usesh and abushe at the handsh of our writer. . . or whoever it ish that I'm shupposhed to be following. . .

Resht assured that I will continue on this tack until I gain shome informashun!

In the meantime, I have contracted thish woman to give ush shum help--figure there musht be shum angle I haven't conshidered. . .

Luckily, thish did not involve a mashive outlay of capital on my part, in that I wuzh able to make ushe of a coupon for a free Uno reading! Sho far, all she can tell me hazh shumthing to do with an ominoush Blue Two. . . Could mean that we are dealing with more than one pershon?

Shtay vigilent!

GT
who can handle many realitiesh, but who ish not accushtomed to alcoholic purshuits!*
HIC!