LAST EDITED ON 07-14-01 AT 07:04 PM (EST)

NEXT TIME, ON BLOWSVIVOR, we welcome you to another world--another version of another chapter of another story of people who live right next door. . . . TO REALITY!

• Do questionable food sources mean the castaways have come to the end of their luxury vacation?

• Is inclement weather a factor?

• What does THIS man have to do with the show?!

• And things aren't exactly looking rosy for the castaways. . .

. . . as ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON THE SET OF. . .

BLOWSVIVOR!!!

Edited to add a color pic of the masked dude, cuz you people are SOOOO fukkin' lame, you can't handle B&W! LMAO!!!!

• Teaser thoughts,AyatollahKhomeini, 07:20 PM, 07-13-01
• RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!,dangerkitty, 10:14 PM, 07-13-01
  • RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!,Outfrontgirl, 10:56 PM, 07-13-01
    • RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!,George Tirebiter, 11:18 PM, 07-13-01
• RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!,VampKira, 06:40 AM, 07-14-01
• RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!,Superman, 07:56 AM, 07-14-01
  • RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!,VampKira, 08:00 AM, 07-14-01
  • RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!,ItzLisa, 08:59 AM, 07-14-01
    • RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!,George Tirebiter, 01:00 PM, 07-14-01
  • RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!,Kismet, 11:20 AM, 07-14-01
• The Lone Beardo!,dabo, 11:10 PM, 07-14-01
  • RE: The Lone Beardo!,George Tirebiter, 12:49 PM, 07-16-01
    • Claim glory?,AyaK, 01:05 PM, 07-16-01
      • No guts, no glory!,George Tirebiter, 01:16 PM, 07-16-01
        • RE: No guts, no glory!,mistofleas, 02:54 PM, 07-16-01
• RE: Yes, we read it...,desert_rhino, 01:22 PM, 07-16-01

>• Do questionable food sources mean the castaways have come to
>the end of their luxury vacation?

...I can safely say that the answer is "yes"...

>• And things aren't exactly looking rosy for the castaways. . .
>
>

Are they on their way to the Emerald City ... or is that the emerald glow from the nuclear waste sludge?

>
>• Do questionable food sources mean
>the castaways have come to
>the end of their luxury
>vacation?
>
>

***Is that a...a... SPAMFISH??????

GT, really...you have been one to demand less vagueness (vagueity?) from the preview writers. And this is what you give us???

What the hell is that on the Lone Rangers' face? It looks like what happens when the film gets stuck and starts to burn. And I'm starting to see weird pictures in it when I stare too long - is that IceCat?

... thinking it's time to confiscate GTs' bong...

"Whatever charm school you went to, you should demand a full refund."
-a guy at my dojo, after I offered to kick his butt during sparring (he thought it wasn't very 'ladylike').

ROFLMAO Dangerkitty

>>What the hell is that on the Lone Rangers' face? It looks like what happens when the film gets stuck and starts to burn. And I'm starting to see weird pictures in it when I stare too long - is that IceCat?

I don't know what it is either but it's weird!!!

>>... thinking it's time to confiscate GTs' bong...

She'll only ask to borrow mine, but yes, I think it's time.

>>... thinking it's time to confiscate GTs' bong...
>She'll only ask to borrow mine, but yes, I think it's time.
Hey hey heyyyyy, now! . . . This is fine talk from someone who just got into the drug biz! Take away with one hand and give with the other? (and at a hefty price too, I'm thinking!)

GT

Red Herring, Red Herring!!! Arrrgghhh!
OMG!!! Look at the last pic! I know what that green shit is!! It's KRYPTONITE!! OMG, what the hell is going on?!?!

*turns into a BAT and flies back to Superman to warn him*

>>Is that a...a... SPAMFISH??????<<

* again, SpamKira faints*

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"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

Soooo... These clips contain both a twister and a scene from The Wizard of OZ. The Wizard of Oz scene seems to conatin alot of green which would perhaps lean toward Kryptonite, leading me to believe that I will somehow be involved.

I'm betting that the twister will carry me from Monkeyboy Island back to the Blowsvivor set in a phonebooth which will land on Kismet. We will then see Kismet's striped socks roll up like party favors.

Episode 8: The Return of Superman!

OMG <click> Supe!! I LOVE that!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

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"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

> We will then see Kismet's striped socks roll up like party favors.

*** ROFLMAO!!! (no, this is not Skier, I just thought that was really funny!) Poor Kis!

GT hon!!! Veeeeery nice preview! Great visuals! And need I remind you, (DAW that I am!), you promised me, in the bar the other night, that I was gonna have a guest spot in your ep summary! "Miiiisssssster DeMille, I'm rrrrrrrready for my CLOSEUP!!!"

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>And need I remind you, (DAW that I am!), you promised me, in the bar the other night,
>that I was gonna have a guest spot in your ep summary!
So you shall, my pretty!

And Supe? the phone booth? Kismet's feet? Kryptonite? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

GT
(who is LOVING this assorted paranoia!)

>I'm betting that the twister will
>carry me from Monkeyboy Island
>back to the Blowsvivor set
>in a phonebooth which will
>land on Kismet. We will
>then see Kismet's striped socks
>roll up like party favors.

Hey! Get your persona's straight tight freak! I'm the evil Bitch, not the evil Witch.

*makes a frantic phone call to Misto to make sure she's OK*

Kismet

Is it AyaProbe's evil twin? Is that possible?
Oh My!!!
Maybe it's a good twin!
Do silver bullets hold the key?
hmmmm????
That actually may be it ... silver bullets ...
uhhh ...... guess the cowardly werelion is in for it.

Who would that be?!?

Who is the professor, that may be the real question,
and how many colored beards will he wear in --
The Dream Sequence!!!

Damn, I thought GT would be immune to misto's contract spell.

ah well, now I'm totally lost, guess I should be happy.

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than flyingmonkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")

>ah well, now I'm totally lost, guess I should be happy.
I'm glad you're happy, coonhead--and glad you're back!

Now if we could only get the rest of the people from OT and the bar to come over and join the fun. And this is your last reminder, people--the episode airs tonight after I have dinner, so get your votes in early and often! You'll never be able to claim any of the glory if you haven't even made an effort. . .

GT

Glory? We don't need no steenkin' glory!

>Glory? We don't need no steenkin' glory!

LMAO, Aya! That's what people say when their overall voting record is abysmal. I wonder if the board will improve their record with this one. . . I, for one, would love to see an overwhelming concensus, for a change--not one of those scattershot deals where everyone's voted for everyone, and a couple are bound to be right. . .

GT

Huh?? What's going on? I was just able to dig myself out from under this house that had been dropped on me! I had the strangest dream...there were all sorts of people licking contracts and chasing me around...a guy with a beard and a lone ranger outfit glaring at me the whole time and a big red fish keep singing Christmas songs! I'm glad a woke up, but I'm still a little dazed.

witchofleas --pulls up her stripey socks and glances warily at the sky

Now, would you lay off the "you guys aren't reading my stuff waaah waaah?"

Geez. Enough already.

-- JV

(Oh yeah, and you left your sandals under the bar when I gave you that foot-rub... maybe you should stop by and get them...)

"What rage for fame attends both great and small!
Better be damned than mentioned not at all." --John Wolcot (1738–1819)