The amateurs are coming.I really hope they're actually amateurs.
The question here is 'How do we keep Second Season Syndrome from setting in?' For a large number of series, the original airing is when you have the best chance to get real people (for a television value of 'real') who are just excited by the show's prospect, want the title as much (or more!) than the exposure, and are truly in this thing because they truly believe they could be America's first Masterchef. And in the original airing? That's what we got. The arguable-most-diverse cast in genre history, a conjunction of backgrounds and cooking styles which normally require six square blocks of Manhattan to encompass, some decent team challenges, some elimination ones that needed polish, three judges who actually worked for the show -- and in the end, a winner most of us could stand. Kudos.
But now we're on Season #2.
This is where the professional chefs might turn up wearing a Kiss The Cook apron and lying about just tossing a few burgers for the guys back at the firehouse. This is when someone could throw a fit just for the sake of grabbing the three minutes of camera time it'll occupy. This is how someone might start a show-jumping career: start here, stick with Gordon for the fall, then head over to Bravo, and then they're The Next Food Network Star!
How, as a casting director, do you avoid that? And if you're a casting director, do you want to? Are you counting on getting that same wild diversity again -- or are you going to force formula down our collective throat and call it a specialty cocktail?
I wish I knew what was coming. All I've got is this: when I saw the first preview commercial hit, I was glad. For a few seconds, it almost approached excitement. Happy for the renewal, sure -- but also truly looking forward to the thing, more than I've looked forward to Survivor or Big Brother for several seasons now, by several orders of magnitude. I don't always want to watch a train wreck. I want to be enchanted every now and again, to stare at a creation like Mike's Ssam Duck and wish I could taste the screen.
But it's the second season...
I'm nervous.
Worst-case scenario: Lacey, Russell, Sabrina. In wigs.
Ditto. Is it just me or is there very little publicity around this? I'm not sure it's a show for more than a few seasons. It lacks drama. Kind of like America's Next Great Restaurant. It gets a bit monotonous week in and out.
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The publicity should step up as AI draws to a merciful close: this is probably one of the designated timeslot replacements. As for longevity -- only one way to find out.
I'm looking forward to Season 2 and am also hoping they find home cooks for this season.Whitney's cookbook comes out in July.
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Ye gawds, that took a TV forever. I was expecting it to come out by Christmas at the latest.
ETA the Amazon listing for anyone interested in preordering: http://tinyurl.com/whitneycb And there's this bit from the cover blurb: 'Whitney and her mother recently opened a small café in their hometown of Poplarville, Mississippi.' So winning MasterChef may not get you a three-city chain for a duration of twenty minutes, but it looks like it at least gave her a chance to keep chasing the dream.
Of course, this means she's now a professional chef. So much for All-Stars.
She did finish college also, maybe that was part of the hold up.
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I can't tell if this feeling is anticipation or nausea.
No, Scottish cooking was actually created for the joy of watching other people's faces when you tell people just what they're about to eat. Or, worst-case, what they just ate. Gordon's unholy glee at watching Joe's face wasn't exactly repressed, was it? Haggis can be an interesting dish in the right culinary hands -- but the knowledge of what your tongue is about to face tends to put a damper on the proceedings, or at least place a line at the nearest bathroom. Good thing Gordon and Graham stood ready to support her: she wasn't getting Joe's vote if she paid for the stomach pump.Al... what is it with heavy equipment operators and cooking? You're slaving over a hot engine all day and eventually, you start to think about productive things to do with the heat? Possum's where we draw the line, but alligator's where we do the best work. For an Idol audition, he'd be a target and no amount of singing talent could get him past Hollywood, but this is MasterChef and if you can really cook, no one's going to care about the tattoos, the beard, the outfit, or anything but what you just offered them for consumption. And we know it was good because after he left, he got the supreme (personally unseen) compliment from the panel -- they went back to finish the plate.
And yet, given the nature of the show's editing, we can't count on either of those two being around for a while. The preview cell gave us some of the team players -- but the principle stays the same as last season: make one major mistake and you're out. Unless that mistake happens to be pouring perfume on your food. And even then, watch it.
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This bears repeating: the editing may love background tales of woe, but all the panel cares about is what they're going to wind up eating. Last season had the backstories as exactly that: background. As long as that doesn't change, we should still be on track.
While we may not wind up with the same kind of cultural & cooking diversity we had in Season #1, the applicants at least prove they weren't trying to avoid it. Count the nations represented in the holding room and you just might get up to about half a U.N. America doesn't vote on this show and no one's pushing for their White Guy With Goulash quota.
There were some more visually stunning dishes this year, but the appearance means too much in these early rounds. We can't get a sense of their flavor: we only know what the judges tell us -- which puts the color messes in a semi-ghetto. I didn't see what was so special about that final plate of seafood stew, and we never got a detailed description on why it was a potential winning combination. On camera, it just looked the way virtually every stew does: like a literal hot mess.
While Graham is a qualified judge and has every right to be on the panel, there are still days when he comes across as the Steven of the group. 'You showed up. So you must have a right to be here!' Joe and Gordon trade or share the Simon role as needed, but Graham is more of a semi-critical cheerleader.
'Truffle oil: now with 0% truffle.'
And there's the return of Caring Gordon. 'Come back next year: I promise to remember you.' And he will, he will...
But really, no pressure.
How could you post without mentioning "nekkid lady sushi"? I thought she was going to have the Big O when Gordon ate off her. Barely squeeked by with a PG-13 rating.Loved Gordon's face when talking to the Scottish woman. Loved that the heavy equipment operator made it thru. I can't think of another show he would have made it thru on, unless it was to be mean.
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How could you post without mentioning "nekkid lady sushi"?Because during the few seconds when she spoke, she seemed to be displaying the rough IQ of a tray. I couldn't tell if she was stoned or had just been recently hit in the head by a rock. (It was also the point where I suspected the AI tactic of putting someone through auditions just for the fail. Tell me he cooked something to reach that round. And then show me the footage.) I've seen that particular style of serving done on television before -- The Surreal Life had a model acting as table -- so all this did was teach me that table skills aren't as automatic as you might think. Too mortifying to glorify.
Oh, and the professionals do it better.
Gordon's expression when dealing with his kin was easy to define. 'I hear home! I taste home! I want to go home...' His own accent has been modified through his years of travel: our amateur is closer to pure Glaswegian. Should she hang around for a while, listen for Gordon to move into linguistic synch with her. (And the subtitles will show up five seconds later.)
There was also an episode of (maybe Castle) one of those whodoneit series where the murderess put arsenic in the nekkid sushi girls toenail polish so when the poor unsuspecting victim nibbled on toe they died. Much better done than last night.I don't think we have to wait for Gordon to show his Scots, by the end of the segment his accent had increased alot.
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As far as instant skill credibility goes, you can't ask for much more in the world of cooking than 'Could not get Gordon Ramsey to stop eating my food.' Okay, so there may have been some triple-pandering there -- Gordon for a UK meal, Joe on the Italian styling, and Graham just because it's good food -- but you couldn't argue with the result. For Gordon, you literally couldn't argue with it, because he would cover his ears to avoid hearing you long enough to get another bite in. And when you consider just how much they all have to eat during a standard audition day...
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One standdown from the failed auditions: the white chocolate brownies. I have never met a white chocolate brownie that wasn't made from pure 100% epic fail. Anyone who could successfully pull them off should earn an auto-pass to the top ten. That contestant didn't. No surprise.
I'm starting to think they're unbakeable.
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A couple of last night's apron handouts felt like a tribute to 'But you failed in such an interesting way.' Cannon fodder or the panel deciding it takes a talented cook to get things that wrong? Leaving out the sauce = forgetting lyrics? Only Joe's expressionless face knows for sure.
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No mother-son battles? Such a pity. But think of the TAR potential!
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As one of the few who watched any part of Marcel's Quantum Kitchen, I'm semi-thrilled to be getting a science chef just for the chance of his really bringing something new to the table. He's just got one problem: molecular gastronomy is not the province of the typical well-stocked kitchen -- not even one that's up to the panel's standards. He can't improvise equipment in one hour and liquid nitrogen will not be found in the pantry. This forces him back to nearly the same techniques everyone else will be using -- and there goes his edge.
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The ratings are apparently down by about a third from last year. Worry.
Mr. Homemade everything was very cool with his chorizo dish. Bonus points for the celebratory leap.I'm hoping to be more drawn in when we get to the actual competition next week. I'm not much of an "audition" fan.
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Going all-homemade on that dish may have required some serious time management. As both cooks and dedicated Race watchers know, a lot can go wrong just in trying to get a proper sausage ground up. Admittedly, he effectively had months to plan out his attack, but just pulling off the execution means a lot here.
I finally watched the first 2 episodes. Graham in the middle is the Paula of the group and is more likely to like everything and give everyone a chance.I hate when the cooks cry or plead. And the phrase that they really want this more than anyone. I think all 100 of them feel that way. I personally wish that the judges would have to taste all the meals without knowing who cooked what. Just number all the dishes and then have the judges announce which dishes they are putting through and which ones they aren't. Alot of times the personality, looks, or backstory get people put through that don't deserve it. I want blind choices.
I agree Loree;On To Chef Masters sometimes the quickfire is judged blind. But they reveal who made what before they announce the winner.
Only Next Food Network Star needs to show the contestant with the food.
I want blind choices.Coming this fall: The Tongue.
(You will not be paid for this.)
Stuffed mussels? How do you get them closed again?It's official: Joe is the primary svck-up target. He's Italian and he owns Italian restaurants, therefore we will approach him with so many Italian dishes that he'll complete the image by giving nearly all of you the boot. Because there's a minor flaw in this strategy: you're trying to svck up to Joe. This may work out for someone. Someday. It didn't work out yesterday, but there's always tomorrow -- wait, auditions are over. Well, maybe next year.
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But was he really into pumpkins as an active ingredient or just a really dedicated Volunteers fan? Only his NCAA investigation knows for sure!On the one hand, your cooking has to be pretty good if the dish still works after you've left your
signature ingredientgarnish out. On the other, anyone who can be shaken out of the recipe steps that quickly is going to be in real trouble once the pressure cooker gets dialed up past '1'. Either that one finds his center pretty soon or that cap is finding its way to Food Network. Possibly both.
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'Neural engineer'? Imagine what her student loan debts look like.
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Stay tuned. Coming up tonight, Death By Apples.
I think Joe and Graham got their scripts mixed up. They changed places lastnight. Joe was saying "yes" more often than any of them. Graham decided to be the one to turn people down. Gordon was just being Gordon.Glad the audition process is over.
Word Of TV Listings has us going from 38 to 18 tonight. FOX hasn't seen that kind of green apple carnage since Forever Eden.
I want to know what they did with all the sliced apples?
Please tell me at least a food kitchen got them before they turned dark.& speaking of dark, why did all the slices still look fresh after they had been cutting 2 hrs?
I have to put mine in water w/ a bit of lemon juice to keep them from turning till I get them in the pie.
LAST EDITED ON 06-15-11 AT 07:45 AM (EST)Would it be possible to conduct a kitchen exorcism and see if we can get Sharone's abandoned ego out of Max before the kid's head starts spinning?
And for those looking for editing clues, the first time we heard the series' theme music all season was when Alejandra's group went to the safe platform.
Agree about Max.Was sad to see alligator man leave.
Still don't have names down.
Whitney was an early favorite of mine last year, I don't have a favorite yet this year.
The guy that used an oz of chicken in his dish obviously didn't listen to them saying "make the chicken the star".
Why would you make couscous if you've never made it before?
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Didn't understand a lot of what they cooked.I haven't seen anyone who looks like a star yet.
I think I prefer the olde style UK selection where six (or I suppose it could be more) are given 10 ingredients (and std. store cupboard ingredients) and cook a dish in 45 minutes using as many as they want, best x go through, they then cook their own dish and x from that go into the competition proper.
By the way, chopping apples for two hours! Heck I would have been chopping them in half by that point!
I would've been throwing knives at Gordon after two hours.I agree, the UK style sounds better. If I recall, they do this at some point during the US version, but it's not how it is every week. There's a show called "Chopped" on the Food Network that does it the way you describe, and the given ingredients are usually really odd (e.g., beef jerky, puffed cereal, celery root, striped bass, and durian). But those contestants are seasoned chefs, just there for that episode. The All-Star version was great.
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Didn't read the other posts, but have to say, Oriental Lawyer Lady who quit her job, 'just because it stole my soul' NEEDS TO BE CANNED!!She made me want to puke from the very first second I saw her. And then when she started this crying and begging carp-forget about it. Cannot stand her!!!!
I wonder if Trust Fund Kid can outdo very many, and I really like the Italian dude who is wooing them all. We'll see as things advance.
I am now waiting for either Suzy or Max to be part of the following exchange.'Why did you serve wine with this dish?'
'Because at the start of the hour, it was water.'
I hope that they give them some sort of training in the off hours from the competition, because at the moment, let's face it most of them are just extras.Suzy and Max seem over arrogant, I'm not sure I would want either in my kitchen.
I like Christine, but she overcooked a pork chop, in any decent competition she should have gone home.
I could let Erryn off for trying a Carpaccio although I would have expected him to know that it was Italian, however they said that it was a bad carpaccio.
I think Erryn mainly escaped because the panel didn't want to eliminate three people in the first episode. Compared to a tart with no pastry and 'potatoes, flour, who can tell the difference?', he might have had the lesser of the sins -- but not by much. (Would he have gotten away if he'd gone for nothing but seasoned french fries? Only the palates know for sure.) And yes, there's a lot of people we have yet to meet. Too much of the focus has been on early conflict.But weren't you really hoping the group would tackle British cuisine? If only because it would mark the only time this decade when someone would seriously try to put 'British' and 'cuisine' in the same concept?
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I think the soup may have saved him.British cuisine could mean anything these days, Gordo was pushing for pre-war comfort food, I think it would have been interesting no-one could have cooked a suet pudding in time so we are looking at trifle, cottage pie and shepherds pie. I think at least one of them might have used pastry!
The last year I can find figures for 2005! Britain had the 3rd highest number of Michelin stars, modern British Cuisine is doing very well!
I was surprised no one went for a tartare. I personally would have had a horrible time with lastnight's challenge.But the puff whatever - that kind of looked like a popover with the egg in it, looked really good. I think I might have gone with a popover stuffed with some shallots, garlic, bacon and brie or salers cheese. Topped with a poached egg. The cheese would make it French, right?
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I've only had gougeres stuffed with chicken liver, however that egg looked heavenly, I like your idea of cheese and bacon though.Tartare is very easy, but serve it with a light salad and some crisp hot french fries and it is a meal fit for a King. The only problem is that the judges might have a down on raw egg.
Y'know, somehow, I was expecting the LA Times cafeteria to look a lot -- well -- more appetizing. You know, like someone might actually want to prepare and consume a meal somewhere within five miles of the facility. So figure.Not exactly the only mystery of the evening, though. Some of what went onto the (dirty) trays was Mystery Meat. The automatic assumption that Guiseppe would have pizza skills was mysteriously biased. (Or was it?) And Max's inability to run a kitchen? Give up on that one: he hasn't found a clue yet.
BTW, did anyone else think the team captains would have Immunity going into this challenge? Monday's phrasing made it sound as if they were protected -- but the pressure test went the other way.
Wow! I'm glad that my cafeteria is a little more adventurous than burgers and lasagne!Seemed obvious Tony was going home, really hoping that Max and Suzi leave us soon.
Just checked what Gordo said in the last episode you are seriously safe from elimination... but there are 3 of you who are not I heard it the same as you, that the two team captains were safe in the next episode, but it could well have meant that they were safe for that episode.
I took it to mean they were safe also.Guiseppe's pizza looked wonderful.
The lasagne looked horrid, and once again I will honor a time honored tradition and ask - why would you make something you'd never made before during a competition? Did the meat even have a sauce on it? And she has a very high opinion of herself.
Max - I can't imagine him ever wanting to be a chef. Just the owner of some restaurants with some fabulous chefs. Is it bad that I'm anticipating a trantrum when he finally goofs?
I still don't have a favorite. But I am enjoying Pumpkin Guy's facial expressions and enthusiasm.
Im really enjoying this show. I didnt see season 1.Despite my normal loathing of anyone with Teen at the end of their age, I really like Max. He is very young but does well under pressure AND he can cook. He has more skills then many others who have YEARS of life experience over him. Im 40 and I couldn't run a kitchen. I have to give him credit where credit is due. He consistently has good dishes. If I were competing against him Id be very annoyed that I was getting shown up by someone more then half my age but as a TV viewer Im rooting for him!
Suzi on the other hand can go any time. Don't care for her at all!
He's 18 and can't run a kitchen. If you're comparing yourself to him and he hears about it...well, let's just say you need to be prepared for Daddy's lawyers to send you a cease and desist letter as I'm sure everyone will agree your level of arrogance doesn't stand a chance against his.
You sure are hard on people you don't know at all.
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