lol

Thanks - I'll be here all week. maybe.

well, MTV's Jersey Shore now has competition for the worst reality show ever.

I'm taping it in 53 minutes.

How dare they reduce men to glorified meatballs, judged solely on the basis of physical appearance and a 30 second interview by callous women unqualified to judge even a Chili Cheese dip contest and intent only on fulfilling their own selfish wants.

Don't they know we have feelings, too? And that when pricked, we bleed? Don't they know that?

(sob)

»And that when pricked, we bleed?«

A couple of those words should never be used in the same sentence. *Shudder*

Anyway, I'm completely confused why the tatooed gangbanger/marine failed to impress by coming out twirling his nunchakus. I forget: was he wearing a wife beater?
Plus the kid who preferred to date in the "over 32 cougar bracket." This is a classy show. Who was he fooling?
I honestly can see why the Virgin failed. In O so many ways.

All in All, I'd like to see the conveyor belt sped up, giving the producers more for less. How about 70 guys @ 10 seconds each? That would allow more of these unemployed Hollywood waiters "Actors" to at least keep up their SAG memberships. Plus we'd see less of them, and be able to forget more quickly.

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