LAST EDITED ON 08-10-09 AT 03:25 PM (EST)Welcome to Stalag 13. I am Colonel Klink.
Or is it Gilligan‘s Island?
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury..
Well, unless you get a new refrigerator chock full of steak and beer as Head of Household “King of the Neighborhood”. PLUS you have new friends. I am going to watch this very closely, because we have to figure out who fights over the last can of soup after The Big One flattens our State of Arnold.
Note: How the King got crowned is of no concern to you, unless you HAVE to know, and then you can rent my tape like jBug.
Now: “Families! Kommen Sie aus! Tribal Neighborhood Council!
Explain yourselves and your miseries being trapped with people you secretly hate, but are forced to smile at for the past few years because you’re stuck with a mortgage just like them.
Mullinoux family: “We miss electricity!’
Schindler family: “Hunky Dory!” (embossed by child/father adoration..awww).
FutureAlamo family: “Ugh -no a/c, and we’re looking forward to Jiffies heart attack.”
OK, Nelson Family, choose the two families who are Whacking Bait!
Chris: “In the spirit of choosing to create bitter feelings and neighborhood enemies long after this show is in the dustbin, let’s boot our lovely next door neighbors, the FutureAlamos (out of compassion for Jiffies potential death because of no a/c), and the Mullinex family, because they‘re a bunch of snotty whiners.
Now please, let me make a statement: even though it just kills me to name these families, I hope we’ll all be singing Kumbaya again after it’s all said and done, and I’m waving around my stacks of cash under everybody’s nose.”
KlinkNote: It’s a nice touch that during Tribal Neighborhood Council you get to see how many people supported you, instead of kicking you to the curb. /KlinkNote.
FutureAlamos! OUT you go!
We know that in the future you will take revenge in every possible way, and should the Nelsons win, their new Olympic sized infinity pool will never be without it’s midnight splash of another Giant Tootsie Roll.
Ahem.. That is a Tootsie Roll, isn’t it?
"They did something to me on that saucer, I swear they did, 2Patch!"