Taken out by a grenade Lacey dropped down her cleavage (or decolletage), which was quite a trick considering there was about 0.23" showing.

Lacey doesn't care about winning: she just wants to make other people lose. In this case, all she needed was an actress told to be amazingly conservative, a dress that only offended if you had something major against shoulders, and Inna's lack of vocabulary. I'd known Inna wasn't going to win from the first day -- she didn't have that much which needed changing -- but it was a very ugly way to go out. Who wants Lacey on their team now? Nobody.

And here's Jessica, proving she's got a backbone by letting everyone else talk her into volunteering to be a doormat.

I still think we're on track for a potential Brandi C. win, although she'll have to wake up in a hurry and join the parade: Heather's about six steps ahead of her. (Maybe Brandi C. just doesn't know how to march with anyone who isn't a male between 18 and 36.) It certainly won't be Brandi M, who's currently working on fifty ways to not pronounce Charm School.

It's a very long road for our remaining contestants, and I'm not sure most of them know they're supposed to be on a trip.

I could never meet British royalty. I'd walk out in the middle of the protocol list.

Sharon has to announce at the end that the Duchess was only an actress. Come on girls, you didn't really believe a real royal was going to come on your show.

It wouldn't surprise me. There are a lot of very large royal families whose more obscure branches have absolutely nothing better to do with their time.

For the duration of the series, Lacey will now be known as Azula.

I really have no love for Dallas because her ego is bigger than that big ##### wig of hers but I'd love to see lacey finally get her just desserts.

I watched yesterday and give Heather and Kristy Jo credit (which is REALLY hard for me to do). Their PSA was funny. I'm convinced the Brandi/ys have about 10 brain cells left in their heads.

I'm convinced the Brandi/ys
>have about 10 brain cells
>left in their heads.

I agree. Really they could of just said on the tape, "Have you ever listened to us speak?" there's all the proof you need about what excessive drinking can do to you.

I'm guessing Destiny didn't learn much from this show. Of course, I don't think any of them learned much.

Her Destiney is to bare all

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*glares*

And what exactly is so wrong with making a living at exotic dance?

Azula just banished her last possible ally from the kingdom.

I don't believe Brandi C. was lying about not being able to remember the spitting: I've had the great misfortune of being around people who can not only reach that level of drunk, but go through the self-inflicted memory wipe after. She was embarrassed, she apologized, she settled things, and Destiney was willing to keep her around in favor of dumping Azula -- but there was a rule broken, and Sharon wasn't going to stand for it.

Gee. VH1 series have a no-spitting rule. Wonder when that went in.

So I wasn't the only one who saw Brandi C. as the potential winner: part of the panel was tilting in that direction too. (Also possibly part of the uglifying makeover team, as they arguably did less with her than any of the others.) For the ultimate winner, I'll switch to Heather. For the ultimate loser...

I also don't believe the previews on this one. I don't think Azula's capable of change. Crocodile tears in an attempt to make the judges think she feels bad about how the others feel about her, sure, she can do that -- but getting real emotion behind it? Not a chance.

A rule was broken. Got it. But the wrong person keeps going home.

I keep waiting for one of these little schemes to backfire on Lacey, but they never seem to. Probably why she keeps doing that to people. She's good enough at it that someone else always takes the fall.

Azula, whose insanity has now gotten all of her potential allies banished from the kingdom... And yet that same insanity is what keeps her on the show. Repentance? Doubt it. I have to agree with the confessionals: she's out of friends, has a houseful of enemies to deal with, and she's just scrambling to lower the overall hate level a little in the hopes that it'll keep people from going after her the way she went after them. The very, very vain hopes. Honestly, was anyone else expecting at least one contestant to go for performance art? 'This poem is about Azula -- come on up -- I hate you!' *!wham!* 'I want you dead!' *!pow!* 'I'm going to rip your hair out!' *!ripping out of hair!*

And did you ever think you'd see the day when Kristy Jo would get kicked off a show for being too normal?

No joke-my eyes popped out like Heather's boobs in a dress when Kristy Jo was seen as not needing Charm School. Well, technically it was Jessica that didn't "need" it, KJ wasn't "using it to her full advantage."

I personally loved it when they told Jessica to quit talking like a little girl. *snort* I like Jessica, but the baby voice and mentality was really bothering me.

I don't get it.

Brandi C. seemed to be receiving a winner's edit. Then Lacey took her out for the drunkard's walk, and she went out. After that, Heather was being painted as this season's champion. Then the T-shirts were stuffed down her nose, and she went out. Anyone who seems to have made tangible progress has left. And of the three remaining, Brandi M's done the most -- at least, she's done something -- which at this point, means she's the next one out.

Lacey can't win -- right?

My money's on Brandi M.

Let's analyze:

I never thought Heather would win, though I didn't necessarily expect her to go out in a self-imposed meltdown. However, she's done it before, so I shouldn't be too surprised. Heather is really just too much of a skank at heart to win.

So who is left?

Destiny--I read a post here noting that she is making or has just made her debut on the stripper pole in upstate NY. I'd think the prize money would preclude this, had she won. Also, she is dull. (However, I find it amusing that her 1% sex life of 2 or 3 partners in 6 months, would be a bonanza for, say, me). I expected her to be this week's boot, and now I expect her to go next week.

Lacey vs. Brandi M

They have gotten the most camera time and biggest story arcs this season.

Lacey has made her transformation so late in the game, though. Also, it is patently fake and one-dimensional. So the judges should see right through her. But, she is a great performer and I actually could see her winning.

Brandi M has gotten the winner's edit. In fact, the obviousness of her editing is the only reason I am not positive that she will win. She has made the most progress and is by far the most likable contestant.

In fact, VH1 made it pretty obvious that Hoopz and Whiteboy would be the last people standing on I Love Money, and Hoopz got winner edit the whole season, so I am going on record with the Brandi M prediction as well.

Heather's declaration of "this is the longest I've gone with not smoking pot" blah blah blah so now I'm feeling things for the first time. All I'm thinking

Are we looking at a future Celeb Rehab client or what?!

*snort*

I had the same exact thought!

>*snort*
>
>I had the same exact thought!
>
It'd be a nice change from their token American Idol reject.

What Todd said. Lacey is still there for us to hate. No viewer is supposed to buy this "transformation" shite.

And, like Omarosa, being obnoxious will continue to pay off for Lacey. As long as we loathe her, we will keep seeing her cast in these fine family shows.

>What Todd said. Lacey is
>still there for us to
>hate. No viewer is
>supposed to buy this "transformation"
>shite.
>
>And, like Omarosa, being obnoxious will
>continue to pay off for
>Lacey. As long as
>we loathe her, we will
>keep seeing her cast in
>these fine family shows.

Oh she's ratings gold. She may even make it to the final two. I don't think she'll actually win but Vh1 isn't dumb. They keep her around for a reason.

TMZ link

Wow, just wow.

Sounds like once again we are getting some fireworks at a VH1 reality reunion show.

Well, that is amusing and I don't know what to think.

Clearly, Sharon is a beeyutch on wheels, loves to dish it out, can't take any criticism, and what Megan said is totally true.

But I have to think this was probably staged. I mean, this could hardly be the first time someone said that to Sharon, I'd imagine she could handle herself. If she really gave Megan a reason to sue her, that would be dumb...and horrid as Sharon is, she's not dumb.

She's still a good host for this show, as was the (equally horrible and nasty, but in a different way) Mo'Nique last season.

Well we know it won't be boring!

Gotta hand it to Ubermediaho Meghan, who manages to suck it all, down to the very last drop. This is her, what, fifth series, and she managed to make reality newz even after she got eliminated.

Why don't more people attack Megan?

You'd think fifty times a day would be the federally-mandated minimum.

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I know she was on Beauty and the Geek before she started on the VH1-DAW-athon tour.

Was she as obnoxious on that show? I didn't see it that often so I don't know.

What I wanted to know is how many times they had to cast her upcoming make me your trophy wife show before they got enough men who wouldn't just walk off the set saying, "Oh.Hell.No!" when they found out who they are competing for. I know there have to be a few that will put up with anything to be on TV, but it is going to take a special cast to woo her.

I wonder how they proved their worth to Vh1. Cause their screening process isn't always the best. LOL

In other news, I'm happy about the winner. I read an interview with her on the Vh1 website and she seems to have a very down to earth attitude. And unlike some of these chicks with delusions of A list celebrity (umm Heather) she's been working a cocktail waitress job all this time. Cause "she's got bills to pay". She only just hired a manager now to make a little more money to pay some student loans.

A Rock of Love gal with a good head on her shoulders? Who knew?!?!?!

Actually no, she was relatively normal on Beauty and the Geek, although to be fair, she was cast next to one of the most reprehensible witches to ever be cast on a reality show.

LAST EDITED ON 01-04-09 AT 11:03 AM (EST)

Supposedly this is where Megan assaults Sharon (or Sharon assaults Megan, or a camera just happens to mysteriously fall from the ceiling). Beyond that, I can safely predict three things:

1. It'll be loud.
2. There will be cursing.
3. If Raven shows up, it's only because someone enforced her contract.

ETA: Just watched the relevant segment: it's from roughly 20:00-30:00. You can argue that Sharon started the verbal escalation -- at least to the final phase -- and she definitely kicked off the physical one. (To a degree, that second part feels staged.) But the most notable event might be what happens after Megan's dragged out.

Friends? No, she hasn't exactly made any...

I agree, I feel that "fight" was staged. Instead of having water to drink in case her throat gets dry, Sharon has a red-colored beverage?

I noticed that Brandi C. seemed to have disappeared after the fight.

If the fight was staged, you can just about bet no one told Brandi C. about the script. She probably ran out of the studio to comfort Megan.

Boo That crap was so staged and fakey. I hate when they do that, it was done with Pumkin and Boston on the I Love NY reunion show as well. Just so fake, amost ruins the shows for me.

Almost.

Megan is suing Sharon over the fight that took place during the Reunion show. She's going for 'battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress'.

Which pretty much describes what Megan does to the world every day.

I hope the judge doesn't care if his irony meter breaks.

Normund Invasion by Agman

Do you think Dweeze would handle a class action suit of the world against Megan?