The good news is that for the first time, Harvey is very clearly getting what he wants for an entire season.

The bad news: what he wanted was Dustin Diamond. And he probably wasn't allowed to kill him.

*sigh*

Well, 'torture' is still on the list.

It looks like this is an alumni vs. newbies season. No full cast list yet -- but if it's eight people, then the commercials have given us six of them. According to Wikipedia's ID squad, we have:

Returning:

Tina Yothers (actress)
Dustin Diamond (jerk)
Toccara Jones (model)

Fresh:

Erin Moran (actress)
Sommore (comedienne)
Brian Dunkleman (former reality host)

Given the normal composition of a CFC season, we're looking for two more males -- one alumni, one newbie. (I'm hoping the alumni is Ralphie May, but that's probably way too much to ask for.)

At this time, I'm proposing that we officially change a certain contestant's name to 'Dustbin'.

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• Toccara's mini-breakdown.,Estee, 07:23 AM, 03-23-08
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• Today's fun question.,Estee, 10:41 AM, 04-07-08
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      • Dustbin's weight loss secrets.,Estee, 01:25 PM, 04-07-08
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I just read that Kimberly Locke and Harvey began dating after their season ended. So maybe he'll really be inspired to take Dustin down after how Dustin treated Kimberly.

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HE could even make him "screech" to a halt?

Alumni: Willie Aames

Newbie: A.J. Benza

I hated AJ Benza!

Seriously? Dustin??? I will so not be watching this season. There's entertaining crazy and then annoying crazy. Guess which category I put him in.

My future Rockers!

ew, I'm thinking I might want to delete that Season Pass off my TIVO. I can't make it through another season of Dustbin. Not unless they allow the winning team to kill him and eat him.

The winning team may get to kill him, but the losing team should be the ones that have to eat them.

you want to see crazy dustin, check this out... looks like a leak for next week! oh dustin, can't seem to keep up, hahahahaha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTz7_qx9K80

Two quick notes:

Dustbin will get a clean slate when he scrubs the old one with his own blood.

And in her argument with the panel, Toccara's right. So is the panel. They're just making two very different arguments...

A whole lot of pain just came out to play.

That was a lifetime of undeserved criticism backlashing on a fairly appropriate target. Gawds know there were other people who needed screaming at more and a lot more articulation would have helped, but -- there was real hurt backing that event.

The question now becomes: what does she do with it?

That certainly was a heck of a lot of pent up rage.

I do understand the working on loving yourself just the way you are thing. Often that healing has to happen before a major lifestyle change can be done effectively.

However, slapping some "but I love myself, really I do, don't you dare question that" over the wounds can cause the sort of cracks we saw on the show.

I don't know why "getting to a healthy weight" in her mind means the panel wants her to be a "size double zero clothes hanger with no curves at all". There is a whole range of weight that is healthy and still has curves.

It almost seems like she fears if she changes even one little bit then whoever it is who complains about her weight (or whatever else they have hurt her about) are right and she loses the battle she has been fighting.

I don't know what was up with Ian and the "psychotherapist" lady in the most recent episode.
The therapist was calling Toccara "crazy" which doesn't seem professional, and Ian seemed to be trying and trying to get Toccara to go off, saying totally unnecssary things over and over. It made Ian and the woman look at least as bad as Toccara, IMO, and they are the "experts."

i didn't think the therapist was calling tocarra crazy....i think she was responding to harvey when he was trying to put his hands on her...and she was saying..."this is crazy.

as for ian...he seemed to be really annoyed with tocarra even before she started....he was mad because she actually said NO she wasn't in to this and not taking seriously.

but tocarra was out of control...i mean it seems to ME>..that she has been coddled her whole life and bam these people aren't falling for the cutsie ootsie baby talk...and making her act like an adult and she just flipped out.

molly

Dustbin: valiant defender of the Jewish faith or 'any excuse for a disruption' jerk?

Yes, it can be both.

*snort*

Dustin, there may be a reason why everyone is out to get you.

Those poor peeps at the Jewish Defense League, I wonder if they draw straws to see who has to deal with him.

think he pulled a nose hair to get that tear??

Pull out twenty thousand nose hairs a day and you can lose half a pound right there...

I wish we were getting the home shots this season. While I hate being exposed to any amount of Dustbin leavings, he is losing the weight this time around. 'How' is becoming the operative question. Maybe he's getting liposuction every other day. But the numbers don't matter to the red team, because they still used the first opportunity for swapping him out: the previews very clearly showed him in blue for next week's weigh-in.

It's that much closer to the door.

Except that he loves the attention far too much to ever quit.

how much weight does one lose while faking an orgasm solo?

OMG! I was shocked at Erin in this episode. At first I thought she was a stable former child actor, but I was clearly wrong. She looks kind of muscular, especially in the neck area. And anyone notice how many former child stars are on this show. Tina Yothers seems very grounded, but not so much for the rest.