Okay, that was it. I watched "Chains of Love" last night (it was Technoir's fault--she ridiculed my woolie until I agreed to watch). I am now ready to admit that I need help. This is where the 12-step program meets, right? Okay, here goes...my name is Landru A., and I am a reality TV addict.
One more thing...if I enter the program, will I still be able to throw balloons at the screen when "Love Cruise" airs?
Landru
Low-Grade DAW
Pathetic RTV Slut
Puppet du Technoir (that's French, you know)
You Only THOUGHT I Had Too Much Time On My Hands, But Now...I'm Unemployed!
>>>Okay, that was it. I watched "Chains of Love" last night (it was Technoir's fault--she ridiculed my woolie until I agreed to watch).<<<I think we could all stand to learn a very important lesson here...
Never, ever, EVER leave your woolie unguarded or you will be forced to watch crappy RTV shows.
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