The survivors were down to a mere three meals to eat in two days. With this small amount of food, they were sure to be hungry.

In the reward challenge, the survivors ran through an obstacle course, and a few lucky survivors won a night in a hotel and a free meal... which really affected their bodies, and went right through them... I bet the room smelled like ass.

In the immunity challenge, Wolf managed to eat an entire worm, winning the "W" tribe immunity, so that he and Whitlow could not be voted out.

At Tribal Council, the Morett_ was(were) dismissed.

In Morett_'s final words, he admitted that he was just happy to have the experience, and that he feels like he has taken a lot from the land. He then tossed his immunity necklace into the river.

Only two survivors remain, but in order to win the (half) million, they must compete in the final immunity challenge and face the jury that was voted off.

Damn... It's no wonder MB is suing this show!!!

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....was when Wolf was saying how if he makes the gauntlet he will put on the "greatest performance you have ever seen."

...this was already after they had succeeded the mission and he knew that his opponent in the gauntlet would be a girl. I am salivating at the prospect of summarizing this episode.

Especially after Survivor ran out of "story" after Scerri left, those last 5 episodes were were a struggle to get through.

And........He ate PORK sausages at the Ritz too!

Maybe they were tofu?

LOL! That was funny, sleeeve. Not to mention disturbingly accurate....

*** Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

RECRUIT BLU! GET IN THE DIRT AND FLIRT!!!

Whitlow's in pretty good shape, but who knows if she can beat Wolfy in the gauntlet. But she could get the majority of the dismissed recruits votes. Go Whitlow!! BluSavana

*Ur wish is my command, Dawg, Sir!*

God bless the Army!

Stop eye-balling me Recruit Lemon!

Sleeve is thinking of that other show where
they sleep in the dirt, don't wear many clothes,
sometimes have coconut phones, and can win up
to a million dollars.

This is a completely different show
because it has drill instructors.

Could this show BE more of a Survivor rip off?

FOX Producers: I don't get it. I just don't get it! Why isn't Rosie giving any of the Bootcamp recruits new cars? What does that CBS show have that we haven't got?

Survivor-Obsessed Administrative Assistant: Well, the um.. other contestants are starving sir. And they dedicate three quarters of an hour to screen shots of them whining about it.

FOX Producers: Starvation, huh? (If y'all were Canadian, I would've written "Starvation, eh?" but I understand that Americans replace "eh" with "huh", and I don't want this to go over your heads. The Viking and Survivoreist know where I'm coming from, I'm sure.) If the viewing public wants to see starving recruits, than gosh darn it, that's what we'll give em.

SOAA: But sir... how can you starve them if you're putting them under so much physical stress already?

FOX Producers: Oh, we'll just make 'em skip breakfast. That'll get them whining.

SOAA: There's one more thing sir. The episode when the Sur... um, I mean, contestants of that other show ate worms was really popular. Maybe you could make the Bootcamp recruits eat worms.

Fox Producers: Now that's just ridiculous! How in sams hell are we going to fit a worm-eating scene into this show. Eatin' worms has no logical place in bootcamp! Have you ever heard of a bootcamp that makes the recruits eat worms?

SOAA: I was just thinking of the ratings, sir.

Fox Producers: Well, you have a point there. We're down to the final four and people still don't give a rat's @ss about our show. This does call for desperate measures. Nobody will notice a completely pointless worm-eating scene. And I'm sure nobody'll figure out where we got the idea. Hey, any thoughts on who the final two should be?

SOAA: Well, CBS had some luck with a physically strong and attractive male coupled with a likeable Mom-type. The woman won - she got the most votes.

Fox Producers: Hmm... we could do that....

ROTFL, SurvivorChick......

Good sense of humor for a Canadian Chick!

Eh...Eh......Hack,hawk, pootey! Damn....I almost choked myself
trying to do that "Eh" thing!

Survivor Chick,
That was funny as hell!!

EBug