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"Charlie don't have balloons!"

Posted by Monkeyboy on 05-02-01 at 11:15 AM
Back when I was stationed on the Wang Dang penninsula in Northern Veitnam...Charlie watched me. Charlie squatted in the bush eating mangrove worms, happy just to bathe in mud. Charlie didn't have any balloons, little lemons dressed up like a soldier, or coloring books and crayons. Charlie got tougher while me and my buddys got fat eating rice and Doritos.
Charlies idea of a good time was pushing somebody into the camp fire.
I remember it well....THE HORROR!!!


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"From "A Pair of Pork Lips"?"
Posted by SkyRaider on 05-03-01 at 01:33 AM

ROTFL!!!

I needed that after subjecting myself to watching yet
another episode of "The Worm Turns" aka "Boot Camp."

I'm thankful that I was prudent enough to have a waste
basket couch side so I could throw up from time to time
without missing a single moment of it.


"apocalypse...luv it or leave it.."
Posted by taginite on 05-03-01 at 03:35 AM
it's now obvious their methods have become....
how shall we put it...
unsound..

proceed with the commandos up river and
terminate this failed mission with
extreme prejudice....

i too, love the smell of naplam in the morning..


"The Dossier was Astounding..."
Posted by IceCat on 05-03-01 at 06:53 AM
Colonel MonkeyBoy Kurtz...

Graduated top of his class from West Point...

Youngest Company Commander in the history of the US Army...

Bronze Star, Silver Star, Purple Heart, Yellow Star, and Green Clovers! Medal of Honor (with Banana clusters)...

What had made him snap...


"RE: The Dossier was Astounding..."
Posted by SkyRaider on 05-03-01 at 03:23 PM

>
>Bronze Star, Silver Star, Purple Heart,
>Yellow Star, and Green Clovers!
>Medal of Honor (with Banana
>clusters)...
>
ROTFL! I can just see that somehow, tiny bananas
dangling from the MoH.

"honor..................."
Posted by taginite on 05-04-01 at 06:23 AM

>...Medal of Honor (with Banana
>clusters)...
>
ROTFL! I can just see that somehow, tiny bananas
dangling from the MoH.


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"ROTFL"!!!!!!!!!!....

have you no shame.....
the tiny bananas are sacred..