i missed bootcamp last nite.....oww..
my head hurt......
and i had a real bad stomach ache...and i just couldn't deal with this goofy show anymore..

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tonite's Survivor was tough enough....poor liz....how incredibly sad..
and now, after reading some of the last nite's BC posts....it appears that "GOD" is Dead!!!!!!!!!!
how horrible can this get?
i can't take it any longer...this show blows and bites and hurts real real bad......
i pray the d.i.s promote recruit lemonhead to five star general, and just court martial this whole fiasco...
asap..

whoa, great........i just got a nosebleed..
...where's the infirmary, again?

--oh, to heck with it...i'm goin' awol...
i don't like wednesdaynites anymore..

• RE: my doctor's excuse...,Monkeyboy, 10:50 AM, 04-27-01
  • RE: scurvy balloons...,taginite, 10:52 PM, 04-27-01

Tagi,
Sounds like a bad case of scurvy....eat more lemons!

What a wonderful world it would be if General Lemonhead was in charge of the troops and Balloon Boy had his finger on the button....but all we have is Bush!
Come to think of it, Bush IS a kind of a lemonhead who's fascinated by pretty balloons. Scary!

>>bad case of scurvy....eat more lemons!<<

aye mate.. i will remind the whole scurvy lot to plant a lemon tree on deck tomorrow morning, before we set sail and pillage the next port-a-call..

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>>What a wonderful world it would be if General Lemonhead was in charge of the troops<<

General Lemonhead may very well be in charge...who knows..
he is hybrid, seedless, and raised in the finest orchards at the academy....near the latrine..

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>>and Balloon Boy had his finger on the button....but all we have is Bush!
Come to think of it, Bush IS a kind of a lemonhead who's fascinated by pretty balloons. Scary!<<

that has some validity, but any and all rumors regarding balloon boy being the illegitimate lsd love child of our beloved commander-in-chief.....are pure bogus.. no matter how uncanny the resemblance..