I emailed the webmaster here to see if he would be kind enough to host my Meyer LOSER video. (FUNNY). More than 900 people have downloaded it since Saturday. It is now at www.hazemonster.com, but I am looking for a site to mirror it. My ISP is pissed!

Go to www.hazemonster.com and check it out for yourself.

Heck...It made recruit WHITLOW laugh when I showed it to her!

Hazemonster

• RE: You GOTTA see this Meyer Loser video!! Check it out NOW!,taginite, 00:10 AM, 04-04-01
• Meyer for President!,shakes the clown, 01:34 AM, 04-04-01
  • RE: Meyer for President!,taginite, 03:17 AM, 04-04-01
    • RE: Meyer for President!,vviCKed, 11:07 PM, 04-05-01
• RE: You GOTTA see this Meyer Loser video!! Check it out NOW!,VampKira, 02:08 AM, 04-06-01
  • RE: You GOTTA see this Meyer Loser video!! Check it out NOW!,Hazemonster, 10:23 AM, 04-07-01
    • RE: You GOTTA see this Meyer Loser video!! Check it out NOW!,BluSavana, 03:42 PM, 04-07-01
      • RE: You GOTTA see this Meyer Loser video!! Check it out NOW!,Hazemonster, 04:03 PM, 04-07-01
        • RE: You GOTTA see this Meyer Loser video!! Check it out NOW!,BluSavana, 04:45 PM, 04-07-01
          • RE: You GOTTA see this Meyer Loser video!! Check it out NOW!,BluSavana, 06:07 PM, 04-07-01
            • RE: You GOTTA see this Meyer Loser video!! Check it out NOW!,VampKira, 06:18 PM, 04-07-01
            • Hee Hee.. That would be priceless...,IceCat, 06:42 PM, 04-07-01
              • RE: Hee Hee.. That would be priceless...,Hazemonster, 07:00 PM, 04-07-01
                • RE: Hee Hee.. That would be priceless...,BluSavana, 07:07 PM, 04-07-01
                  • That's the Problem...,IceCat, 07:21 PM, 04-07-01
                    • Great minds,BluSavana, 07:47 PM, 04-07-01

nice edit...nice toon.

either meyer is outta here, or he's gonna get his own gomer pyle sitcom....with attitude.

you wouldn't want him as YOUR next "urban planner" now would you?

---urban decay is safer

http://www.hazemonster.com

Even Patton had his critics.

THE GREATEST UPSET IN MILITARY HISTORY

>"Meyer for President!"<

secret military dossiers have confirmed that meyer is indeed the illegitimate son of gee dubya. when meyer's grows up, his ole man promised to help buy him a four year hitch in the oral, i mean oval office....

this could well be another political dynasty in the making.

with jesse the body ventura for vp, the body and the brain would totally rock the planet off it's pencil-neck axis.

send in your political donations today...pronto. small unmarked bills only, please.

---the american dickheads party

Meyer reminds me of Bill Murray in Stripes. He mocks the show, and just wants to turn that boot camp into a summer camp.

I can't wait until the episode where he steals the top secert bus and rescues the Navy spy plane and it's pilots from China.

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“What’s about to happen is either Meyer’s out of here, or Meyer orchestrated one of the biggest upsets in military history.” - Recruit Meyer

Hazemonster.. That rocked! Now THAT is art! LOL

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"I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown

Thanks Vampkira!!

You can check out the PUPO IS A ##### movie now up at www.hazemonster.com. Hope you like it!

Hazemonster

HazeMonster, would you consider doing a video on my fave DI, McSweeney? He's the meanest one in the bunch, surely he is ripe for parody. Or a video of all four of them =) tanks, Blu

I will consider it. That sounds fun. Whitlow said he was a big sweetheart. She was good buddies with all of them really.

Lemme try it...what music should I use?

what music for a DI...hmm...that is a good question! Ur a total sweetheart to consider it too, I owe you! Til Tuesdays "Voices Carry" comes to mind, just cos of the lyrics...BluSavana

You know, on second thought, how about Tears for Fears song SHOUT?

Ooooohhhh, Blu! That's about perfect! LOL

(w.l.s.f.c)
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"I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown

"There's a sucker born every minute at Transylvania Maternity Hospital."

I remember (or not remember) getting drunk one time and singing that song in a karaoke contest... Not pretty...

OK.....you want it....you got it....gimme two days....then check out the website! www.hazemonster.com Of COURSE I will post here when I get done with it. You want a lot of him yelling and stuff right? OK

DONE!

Hazemonster

LAST EDITED ON 04-07-01 AT 07:10 PM (EST)

Tanks, tanks a million HazeMonster! *jumps with glee* Yeah, yelling, spitting, in yo face McSweeney (or the other DI's, I realize we only have two shows to work with) is perfect. Now we need a song for balloon Boy Yaney. *kisses HazeMonster's feet* Thanks again! BluSavana

PS IceCat, you do Kareoke? Our barroom chat always needs good entertainment *wink*

PSS Has anyone ever heard the song by Robyn Hitchcock called "Balloon Man"?? That might work for Yaney!

LAST EDITED ON 04-07-01 AT 07:24 PM (EST)

... you specified 'good' entertainment...

the words Icecat, Karaoke, and Good just don't go together

Re: Yaney... you could always go retro with:

Nena's 99 Red Balloons

The lyrics even have military references:

99 Red Balloons

You and I in a little toy shop
buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, "Something's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by.

99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
Where 99 red balloons go by.

99 Decision Street, 99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 Knights of the air
ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a Silverhero
Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the summer sky
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standin' pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenier
Just to prove the world was here...
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go.

Just a suggestion!

IceCat

Edited to add:

Even the line 'it's all over and I'm standin' pretty'...

It's perfect for the Dismissal Hill final scene!

99 LuftBalloons, I was just coming on here to suggest it myself, that song I suggested earlier is a bit obscure. Yaney's such a goof, that song is perfect. BluSavana

PS Oh come on, IceCat, I think you're being modest about your entertainment value!