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"WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by CowboyColby on 04-01-01 at 10:39 AM
Would it be...

Recruit Callaway, Recruit Brkich, Recruit Donaldson, Recruit Filarski, Recruit Varner, Recruit Manthey, Recruit Famie, Recruit Brown, Recruit Bingham, Recruit Wesson, Recruit Skupin, Recruit Kappenberg, Recruit Eaton, Recruit Gleason, Recruit Olson or Recruit Hershey?

Recruit Gleason or Recruit Skupin would win.

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"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by shakes the clown on 04-01-01 at 08:28 PM
Oh what the hell, I'll take a stab at it.....


Episode #1:

During the zodiac challenge, Recruit Debb was very bossy and annoying to her fellow recruits. As a result she was voted off in a 15-1 vote. Although she voted for Kimmi b/c of her X-rated bedtime stories, Debb decided to use the takedown rule on Recruit Jeff because she didn't want to face the prospect of sitting next to the annoying Kimmi on the long plane ride home. Plus, Jeff was sick so it seemed like a mercy decision.

Episode #2:

Fearing his long term ability to win, the Scerri's kids alliance votes out Recruit Kel, gaining support from several Kucha's with a fabricated story about Kel smuggling contraband into the bathroom with him where he proceeded to stay for 10-12 minutes. Kel gets his revenge and nabs Jerri as his takedown target.

Episode #3:

A mercy vote by the recruits sends MadDog Marilyn packing after shewas unable to compete in any of the challenges. MadDog brings Tina with her claiming that she was "conjoined to Tina" and therefore had no choice.

Episode #4:

Citing the fact that he was mad that the producers actually expected him "to actually do stuff and work hard and things like that" Recruit Mitchell asked to be dismissed. He was, which meant that the takedown rule would not apply at this episode's Dismissal Hill. At the Hill, the tribe is finally able to rid themselves of the annoying Kimmi.

Episode #5:

After his continued laziness cost them yet another Mission reward, Nick is the easy choice for Dismissal Hill. For his takedown he grabs Amber cause, "I ain't never had me no white woman."

Episode #6:

During mission training Recruit Mike accidentally falls on a live grenade, which blows up killing him instantly. Once again there will be no takedown at Dismissal Hill. Sensing an opportunity, Recruits Liz, Rodger and Alicia band together to vote off the one remaining member from Jerri's kids alliance, the Colbster.

Episode #7:

The final four features Keith, Rodger, Liz and Alicia. Keith is the target, but somehow secures amnesty when he leads the recruits on a successful mission. Rodger and Liz band together to vote off Alicia. Alicia, pissed that Liz turned on her uses the takedown rule to bring her with.

Episode #8:

In the final episode, Keith and Rodger complete in the Gauntlet, a series of 7 grueling competitions. The winner of each leg gets a dogtag and then at the end of the show the last six recruits dismissed are brought back to vote. They vote by giving up their dogtag to the recruit they vote for...in the end, the recruit with the most dogtags wins the money.

The jury for the final vote will consist of Nick, Amber, Colby, the executor or Mike's estate, Liz and Alicia.

Keith, knowing that Rodger is much more likeable than he could ever dream of being, figures he needs to win all 7 competitions in order to claim the money.

The first competion is an all night run: keith wins

Comp #2 is an obstacle course: Keith wins

Comp #3 is a pull-up contest, Rodger quits after 3: Keith wins

Comp #4 is a weapons exercise: Rodger finally wins one

Comp #5 is an all-nihgt cooking competition: Keith wins

Comp #6 is Chinese Checker: keith wins

Comp #7 is Indian leg wrestling: Keith wins


Final tally = 6 dog tags for Keith and 1 for Rodger

At the final vote, Keith only needs one vote to be the winner:

Liz = votes for Rodger

Alicia= votes for Rodger

Nick = votes for Rodger

Amber = Votes for Rdoger

Mike's estate = votes for Rodger

And now the Colbster.....colby shocks everyone and votes for his old bnk buddy, Keith


So there you have it, Keith wins.


Go ahead and try to poke holes in my theory, it is based on the most informative of spoilers and logical reasoning.

"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by taginite on 04-02-01 at 01:17 AM
>it is based on the most informative of spoilers and logical reasoning.<

corporel shakes.

logistics is currently reviewing your affidavit. the d.i.s concur that your information may indeed be vital to this operation. you could well be looking at a commendation, and possibly even 2nd looie.

as you were soldier.

--u.s. department of defense

"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by vviCKed on 04-05-01 at 11:09 PM

This one is too easy. Kel of course. He would pull rank on those DIs.
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“What’s about to happen is either Meyer’s out of here, or Meyer orchestrated one of the biggest upsets in military history.” - Recruit Meyer
"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by Puffy on 05-02-01 at 11:07 PM
D.I. Colby makes Recruit Elisabeth get down on all 4's.
D.I. Jerri forces Recruit Kimmi to eat a chocolate-covered
chicken.
Reward for completing the challenge: Coral from the Great
Barrier Reef. Punishment for not completing the challenge:
Rice from Recruit Keith.
"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by SkyRaider on 05-03-01 at 10:36 AM
A night with Tina would be the worst possible punishment.
Getting lost in all that leather and the folds in it are
really scary.
"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by Art Vandelay on 05-08-01 at 12:41 PM
Skyraider,
You are a cruel person indeed, but that was pretty funny.
Back to the question: either Kel or Colby would win.
They both are tough and they have poker faces so you
never know if they are hurting.
"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by Thinking on 05-02-01 at 11:48 PM
>>MadDog brings Tina with her claiming that she was "conjoined to Tina" and therefore had no choice.... Nick is the easy choice for Dismissal Hill. For his takedown he grabs Amber cause, "I ain't never had me no white woman."...Citing the fact that he was mad that the producers actually expected him "to actually do stuff and work hard and things like that" Recruit Mitchell asked to be dismissed... During mission training Recruit Mike accidentally falls on a live grenade, which blows up killing him instantly... The jury for the final vote will consist of Nick, Amber, Colby, the executor or Mike's estate, Liz and Alicia.>>

These all made me laugh my head off. Thanks for creating this!!


In the Outback, fire is life...and third-degree burns.

"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by katttywoman on 05-03-01 at 12:23 PM
Great job Shakes! I was laughing so hard I could barely see straight.

Since you did such a good job with the S2 contestants, do ya think you could do it with the S1 contestants too? That would be really great!

********
Meow to you too!

"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by Lightmage81 on 05-10-01 at 11:26 PM
yea........
now we know why they are getting sued....
"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by SkyRaider on 05-03-01 at 11:06 AM
I don't know who would win, but I know the two that would
bunk next to each other:

Recruit Yaney and Recruit Colby Donaldson.

They are obviously both VERY close to Mom.

Maybe they would even swap house keys, if ya know what
I mean.....har har....nothing like getting a little
strange.

"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by Survivorchick on 05-09-01 at 08:01 PM
Hey! Now I know where everyone from the survivorboard went!
"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by Survivorerist on 05-09-01 at 08:07 PM
You'd be absolutely right, SurvivorChick! Come on and join the party!

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Survivorerist

"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by Puffy on 05-09-01 at 08:11 PM
LAST EDITED ON 05-10-01 AT 04:59 PM (EST)

But it won't be much of a party without Yaney...

"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by Survivorchick on 05-11-01 at 09:07 PM
What's a party without balloon animals?
"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by taginite on 05-13-01 at 05:10 AM
...o what the hell, maybe recruit tina might win...the colbster
might place second...and the rice mess sargeant could bag third...

-who nose..

"RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Posted by Lightmage81 on 05-19-01 at 12:20 PM

actually, i think the hands-down winner for boot camp among the survivor contestants would probably be

Cpt Kel or MCPO Rudy!

they are the real stuff

(As for Nick's military background, I don;t think there is really anything to it)