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"Favorite quotes from Grey's Anatomy"
Posted by Wasabi on 03-12-07 at 07:57 AM
While waiting for a new episode, let's revisit old favorites. Here are some quotes from two of my much loved characters. What are yours?

PRESTON: So, I have a question to ask. I checked the schedule and I noticed that both you and I are off tonight. I made reservations. I have a favorite restaurant.
CRISTINA YANG: None of those were questions.

PRESTON: "So... it's date night."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, it's a night... with a date."

BURKE: I guess we never really got our date.
CRISTINA: Are you kidding? That was the best date I've ever been on.


CRISTINA: "I'm coping. I'm coping. So... uh... shut up and look at all my crap!"

MEREDITH: "Derek's camping. Taking time. Getting space."
CRISTINA: "Prestons do not go into the woods. A guy named Preston is gonna get his ##### kicked by a squirrel."

PRESTON: "I need more chickens."
CRISTINA: "No more chickens. Okay? It's bad enough that Meredith is dating a vet, I am not dating a chicken surgeon."

CRISTINA: "You had a dream about the both of them. Threesome? Nice! Just when I think you're boring, you rise."

CRISTINA: "Ow. Ow. Ow."
SYDNEY: "Am I hurting you?"
CRISTINA: "No you're touching me."

IZZIE: "I wouldn't have called you, but I can't get hold of a translator. Can you just ask her what's wrong?"
CRISTINA: "No."
IZZIE: "Why not?"
CRISTINA: "I grew up in Beverly Hills. The only Chinese I know is from a Mr. Chow's menu. Besides, I'm Korean."

CRISTINA: "You should get some sleep, you look like crap."
MEREDITH: "I look better than you."
CRISTINA: "That's not possible."

CRISTINA: "Make... make it stop, make it stop... Somebody sedate me!"

MIRANDA BAILEY: Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No-one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins.

BAILEY: I'm pregnant, you blind moron.

MIRANDA: "O'Malley!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am?"
MIRANDA: "Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am."

BAILEY: I may be forty-seven weeks pregnant. I may be on bed rest. I may not be able to see my own feet. But I AM Dr. Bailey. I hear every thing. I know every thing. I'm watching each and every one of you. And I will return.

MIRANDA: "What is it with bikes? Fools on bikes killing themselves. Natural selection is what it is."

IZZIE: "Hi! I'm Isobel Stevens, but everyone just calls me Izzie."
MIRANDA: "I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change."

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"RE: Favorite quotes from Grey's Anatomy"
Posted by aquariaqueen on 03-12-07 at 08:16 AM
What a fabulous collection, you started my day with a smile....

I can tell you love Christina's humor....she has a rather dry sense of humor, doesn't she? "you're touching me".

And Bailey, whoever writes her lines, does a great job, because the actress sure knows how to deliver them spot on!!!



"RE: Favorite quotes from Grey's Anatomy"
Posted by Wasabi on 03-12-07 at 08:40 AM
How can anybody NOT love Christina and Bailey? For all the "dark and twisted" love interests, these two make me slap my lap all the time - "man, that was great!"
"RE: Favorite quotes from Grey's Anatomy"
Posted by MKitty on 03-12-07 at 11:47 AM
Great, GREAT quotes! Yes, I think that Christina and Bailey get some of the best lines.

Here are some good ones I found:
Dr. Derek Shepherd: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your penis to the cops.

Derek Shepherd
There is a land called Passive Agresseva, and you are their queen

Callie: We're socially retarded. I mean, look at me. I'm in love with a guy who won't say he loves me back... and here I am in his kitchen cooking, hoping he comes home and notices me. I'm a total freak. I'm the girl in the back of the class who eats her hair.

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Dr. Callie Torres: We're all seventeen, Finn. It's high school with scalpels.

"RE: Favorite quotes from Grey's Anatomy"
Posted by Tamena on 04-20-07 at 07:01 PM
Callie and Bailey are by far my favorites as far as quotables =D
Gotta love those two - and can you imagine the absolute glee the actors feel when they read those lines they get to say?
I'd never be able to keep a straight face

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Karma doesn't come back on people because some universal controller-god pushes buttons. It comes back on people because they dig holes for themselves to fall into.

"RE: Favorite quotes from 4/19 "
Posted by Wasabi on 04-21-07 at 10:48 AM
RICHARD: "You think that if you get me laid, I'll let you become chief."

MEREDITH: "You've got stuff on you hands."
CRISTINA: "I'm trying to scare away cardio-god."
MEREDITH: "With pretty pretty fingers?"

"RE: Favorite quotes from 4/19 "
Posted by Tamena on 04-27-07 at 06:31 PM
IZZIE - "you are my penis fish"
GEORGE - "but you don't have a penis"

I almost spit soda across the room with that one LOL


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Karma doesn't come back on people because some universal controller-god pushes buttons. It comes back on people because they dig holes for themselves to fall into.

"RE: Favorite quotes from Grey's Anatomy"
Posted by agman on 05-02-07 at 10:23 PM
I still like when Mcsteamy steps out of the shower at adison's, sees mcdreamy and says "Well this is certainly awkward". Excellent understatement! Just hit me as funny.......



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"RE: Favorite quotes from Grey's Anatomy - 5/3 episode"
Posted by Wasabi on 05-08-07 at 04:45 PM
VIOLET: "Cooper, you're blocking the caffeine."
NAOMI: "He's blocking the caffeine."
VIOLET: "Cooper, if you move, I'll give you a cookie."

CALLIE: "Oh, hi."
CRISTINA: "Hello."
CALLIE: "Someone have bones that need resetting?"
CRISTINA:
CALLIE: "Excuse me?"
CRISTINA: "Bridesmaids. My mother and Burke's mother have been talking on the phone and now, they are here, with me."


ADDISON: "Did you cheat?"
SAM: "Two things I learned back in kindergarden. One, keep your hands to yourself. Two, he who smelt it, dealt it."
ADDISON: "That makes no sense.
SAM: "Yeah, well, you cheated… you cheated on your husband with his best friend. There. Smelt it, dealt it. It works."
ADDISON: "You're using fart logic!"

"RE: Favorite quotes from Grey's Anatomy - 5/3 episode"
Posted by aquariaqueen on 05-09-07 at 09:48 AM
Just as funny in print!!

"RE: Favorite quotes from Grey's Anatomy"
Posted by ohmyheck on 05-11-07 at 07:04 PM
My personal favorite is this exchange from Bring the Pain.

CRISTINA: (to Meredith and Izzie) Where are you two off to so fast?
IZZIE: Burke is talking George and Alex through heart surgery in the elevator.
MEREDITH: Shephard is setting up a shaman healing ritual.
IZZIE: Rock on!
CRISTINA: I have porn guy!

"RE: Favorite quotes from Grey's Anatomy - 5/10 episode"
Posted by Wasabi on 05-12-07 at 01:03 PM
GEORGE: "It's like we're going on a train that's going 200 miles an hour... It'd be so nice to get off... to stand on the platform for just a minute."
MEREDITH: "Looks like I'm off the train."


RICHARD: "You're not to blame for Susan Grey's death and you know that, and your father knows it too. He's just... well, he's never been the best communicator. And he just lost his wife."
MEREDITH: "Stop acting like my surrogate father."
RICHARD: "Meredith, I'm, um..."
MEREDITH: "Just because you slept with my mother... That does not make you my father!"


PRESTON: "We have been through a lot this year."
DEREK: "And everybody else turned you down. Alright, what do I have to do?"
RICHARD: "Well, traditionally, the best man plans the bachelor party."
DEREK: "Drinks at Joe's after work."
PRESTON: "I knew you were the man for the job."

RICHARD: "So, how you feeling, Preston? You ready?"
PRESTON: "Well, I'm always ready for surgery."
DEREK: "I think he's talking about the wedding."

PRESTON: "Cristina!"
CRISTINA: "Test day!"
PRESTON: "What am I supposed to tell the minister?"
CRISTINA: "Test day!"

PRESTON: "Look, I know this is test day and I'm not supposed to be talking about the wedding on test day, but since tomorrow's our wedding day..."
CRISTINA: "You have five seconds. Go."
PRESTON: "Bill Adams can't make it. I have no best man."
CRISTINA: "Oh, no, baby, I'm sorry."
PRESTON: "And I need your vows -"
CRISTINA: "Okay. Time's up!"