4.5 weeks to go...
Okay, first things first.
IRL has taken a small hold on my extra time and despite the promise of a Molaholic week, all Moley, pure Mole phun, I must indeed postpone said week.
I have contacted Moley already and have suggested a move by 1 week.
Which I now realize is solely the fault of the pure amount of dirty stuff.
Dirty clothes, dirty martinis, dirty minds.
My solution comes in the phorm of a little "nudibranch" and his friend "the sponge".
It also resembles a lodge-time phavorite I know you'll be excited about.
Grab the sunscreen and little else and after doing your Hut-Cam, head to the G● for the hopeful make-up.
Down the path in the SE corner of the island, just below laplaya, is Hut-Cam.
Please take a moment to give an account of your stay AND answer the following set of questions...
HutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5)
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5)
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5)
E. WITFILGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Leif gives his vote to, at Tribal Council? (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)
G● Bonus
Okay, losers!
I've noticed lots of aimless wandering, skyward staring and questionable questioning going on, so I figured what better way to pull everyone together than to have a team sport!
Let's head to laplaya, sans souci y bikini.
You know it, you lvoe it...
8th Annual Loser Lodge Nekkid V-Ball Tourney
The net is up, the borders have been drawn, it's time to drop trou!
And rather than send tons of leather balls flying around (potential private whacking alert), we will be using wet spongeballs instead, this season.
To get the tourney under way, all of you have been placed onto 1 of 3 teams...
As members of these 3 teams, each of you will be responsible for answering 3 different questions from 5 different Rallies (already assigned). For the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which word is the Weirdest? For the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which Canadian city is the Worst? For the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which Trend is the Scariest? For the LLPSQ&As I asked; This summer you can be found? For the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which Carnival denizen is the most annoying?
5cats ~ abs ~ CT ~ jbug ~ Moley
D'Abby ~ FloPo ~ Gupster ~ Vix ~ Wall66
bydude ~ Dakota ~ Georj ~ qwerty ~ suzzer
Answering them correctly will result in your team receiving points. The team with the most points after the tourney will receive an additional bonus for each of it's members.
I have made a list below of each of the team's members and their coresponding question.
Please only give answers for YOUR 3 questions.
Rally 1:
Answering this question for their teams will be...
: 5cats ~ abs ~ CT
: D'Abby ~ Gupster ~ Wall66
: bydude ~ suzzer ~ qwerty
The MOST popular answer for Weirdest word was...:
A. eructation
B. iqueme
C. maulifuff
D. sphallolalia
E. xertz
Rally 2:
Answering this question for their teams will be...
: abs ~ CT ~ jbug
: D'Abby ~ FloPo ~ Vix
: Dakota ~ bydude ~ suzzer
The LEAST popular answer for the Worst Canadian City was...
A. Whitehorse
B. Saskatoon
C. Iqaliut
D. Edmonton
E. Regina
Rally 3:
Answering this question for their teams will be...
: CT ~ jbug ~ Moley
: FloPo ~ Gupster ~ Wall66
: Dakota ~ bydude ~ Georj
The MOST popular answer for Scariest Trend was...
A. Demons
B. Ghosts
C. Vampires
D. Werewolves
E. Zombies
Rally 4:
Answering this question for their teams will be...
: 5cats ~ jbug ~ Moley
: D'Abby ~ Gupster ~ Vix
: Dakota ~ Georj ~ qwerty
The LEAST popular answer for 'This summer I'm heading straight to the…'
A. Campground
B. Sofa
C. Mountains
D. Beach
E. Forests
Rally 5:
Answering this question for their teams will be...
: 5cats ~ abs ~ Moley
: FloPo ~ Vix ~ Wall66
: Georj ~ suzzer ~ qwerty
The MOST popular answer for Biggest Carnival Annoyance was...
A. Illusionists
B. Fortune-Tellers
C. Clowns
D. Mimes
E. Ventriloquists
LAST EDITED ON 04-18-12 AT 07:04 PM (EST)Put da lime in da coconut and drink it all up.
I wasted a lot of time looking for a link to send my sets and spikes by PM but alas, there was none. Then I had to jump and skip over trunks and trous strewn around. But I'm ready to give it my best for the Lime Team.
Rally 2:
Which Canadian city is the Worst?
The LEAST popular answer for the Worst Canadian City was...
D. EdmontonRally 3:
Which Trend is the Scariest?
The MOST popular answer for Scariest Trend was...
E. ZombiesRally 4:
This summer you can be found?
The LEAST popular answer for 'This summer I'm heading straight to the…'
E. ForestsI'll head for the hutcam a little later.
HutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5) TROY
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) ALICIA
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5) KAT
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5) LEIF
E. WITFILGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Leif gives his vote to, at Tribal Council? (5) CHRISTINA
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) CHRISTINA
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AgmanArt 2012
Rally 2:
Answering this question for their teams will be...
: abs ~ CT ~ jbug
: D'Abby ~ FloPo ~ Vix
: Dakota ~ bydude ~ suzzerFor the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which Canadian city is the Worst?
The LEAST popular answer for the Worst Canadian City was...
E. ReginaRally 3:
Answering this question for their teams will be...
: CT ~ jbug ~ Moley
: FloPo ~ Gupster ~ Wall66
: Dakota ~ bydude ~ GeorjFor the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which Trend is the Scariest?
The MOST popular answer for Scariest Trend was...
E. ZombiesRally 4:
Answering this question for their teams will be...
: 5cats ~ jbug ~ Moley
: D'Abby ~ Gupster ~ Vix
: Dakota ~ Georj ~ qwertyFor the LLPSQ&As I asked; This summer you can be found?
The LEAST popular answer for 'This summer I'm heading straight to the…'
B. Sofa~~~wanders over to Hut Cam~~~~
HutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5)
SABRINA
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)
TARZAN
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5)
TROY
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5)
KAT
E. WITFILGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Leif gives his vote to, at Tribal Council? (5)
TROY
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)
KIM
Let's VOLLEY!oops! don't peek
LAST EDITED ON 04-17-12 AT 07:05 AM (EST)
As you can see, seduced by sun, rum and an ever more tenuous association with reality, I had just drifted off into my ever more frequent Art Deco-in-New York state of mind when the call to "Nekkid V-ball" came crashing onto the geriatric sliver of Lapalya. And 'Nekkid' ranks awfully close to the top of my list of words that brighen my days - not. 'V-Ball', on the other hand, ranks right at the top of my list of things that might end them.
I mean, I took one look at Jbug's snapshots and thought 'I'm going to need a whole-body transplant or a lot bigger - and a lot more - hands.'
So, while I'll be back before the witching hour with my contribution to the Limes' cause, it may take me a while.'
Cheers!
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If it helps at all, I've pictured you nekkid the whole season.
LAST EDITED ON 04-19-12 AT 06:50 PM (EST)Well, don't expect any sympathy from me! That's what you get for all of that skyward staring.
Or put another way: Bad things happen when you roll those nefarious eyes ...
Backgrounds by: Ronald West
LAST EDITED ON 04-18-12 AT 02:09 PM (EST)
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Rally 1 D. sphallolalia
Rally 2 A. Whitehorse
Rally 5 D. Mimes
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5) Sabrina
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Leiph
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5) Christina
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5) Christina
E. WITFILGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Leif gives his vote to, at Tribal Council? (5) Christina
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Christina
Sweet! Thanks to Ag!Hold on there Mr. Cameraman, leave that Hut Cam off button alone buster. I ain't done yet.
First a moment of silence for the lack of Jay shirtless. .......
sigh..... At least there's Tribal. sighNow. Who or what drilled peep holes in my private hut? I don't mind a peek or two but really selling popcorn and hot dogs? What's wit dat? I'll be needing a cut of the profits, I have maintenance needs to see to.
LAST EDITED ON 04-18-12 AT 06:33 PM (EST)
yea baby, time for some nekkid volleyball!!!!! I'm not sure I can concentrate on the ball while trying to keep abreast of all the ....er.....players!
Rally 1.
C. maulifuff
Rally 2.
E. Regina
Rally 5.D. Mimes
Hut Cam picks:
Loudmouth--Tarzan
No Respite--christina
Icebreaker--Troyzan
Disposable-- leif
WITFILGTVF__ Troyzan
Damaged goods-- Alicia
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abreast s of all the ....er.....players!![]()
fixed that for you sugar
I'm looking for aBUNdant views. Got cameras everywhere.
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agman made me famous dahlin'
aBUNdance........
HutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth ~ Leif
B. No Respite ~ Christina
C. Icebreaker ~ Troyzan
D. Disposable Vote ~ Kat
E. WITFILGTVF? ~ Alicia
F. Damaged Goods ~ ChristinaG● Bonus
Rally 1 ~ sphallolalia
Rally 2 ~ Edmonton
Rally 4 ~ Forests
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The Grapes of Wragman
HutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5) Alicia
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Alicia
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5) Troyzan
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5) Tarzan
E. WITFILGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Leif gives his vote to, at Tribal Council? (5) Christina
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) AliciaG● Bonus
Rally 1: D. sphallolalia (anything with a ph is weird)Rally 2: E. Regina (my eldest son, when learning Canadian capital cities as an 8/9 year old, remembered this one because it rhymed with...)
Rally 3: E. Zombies (and not just the RTVW ones!!)
<if I wasn't on the road for business and swamped, this is where I would put pictures of nekkid vball players!!>
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To my teammates on the Genial Grapefruits, sorry. It is sorry I am that I was not in this week. I caught a Narwhal express to the Gulf and New Orleans for the French Quarter Fest and some fishing (just some riff raff that had to be cleared out of the reef). So this weeks theme of Dirty Minds (and hot sweating women), Dirty clothes (dirty, dirty), and Dirty Martinis (and lots of dirty gin and tonics, and dirty beer, and dirty wine) was appropriate for me.But I'm back, courtesy of the Yellow submarine, and am ready to give up some answers.
So, what was the question again?
Oh Yeah, HutCam. And this time no explosive diarrhea (well, there was that sushi (again, just some reef riff raff) that had a funny smell, but surely...
HutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). KimB. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. Kim
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. Malicia
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. Leif
E. WITFILGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Leif gives his vote to, at Tribal Council? Kim
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. Kim
Rally 1
Weirdest was B. iqueme
Rally 3
Scariest was E. Zombies
Rally 4
Least popular was C. Mountains (sounds like work).
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LAST EDITED ON 04-18-12 AT 05:37 PM (EST)HutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5)Christina
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)Tarzan
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5)Troyzan
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5)Alicia
E. WITFILGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Leif gives his vote to, at Tribal Council? (5)Kim
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Kim
I'm a likeable lime (tho' most would put me in with the grapfruits (IYKWIM))G- Spot bonus
RALLY 1
D. sphallolalia
Rally 2
It had better be D. Edmonton *gives everyone the evil squint eye of doom*
Rally 3
C. Vampires
rally 4
B. Sofa
Rally 5
C. Clowns
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Thanks, Ag-Dude!
mellow mandarines fits me quite perfectly
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you rock Agman!
>*gives everyone the evil squint
>eye of doom*
My daughter is trying to perfect that look. So far, it just makes me laugh!
LAST EDITED ON 04-18-12 AT 12:35 PM (EST)Finally, my game has arrived....look out losers, here I come....
Let's GO GRAPEFRUITS!
I can spike, hit, dig, dump, jump, volley, rally, and dive...ready or not, here I come!
First question:
For the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which Canadian city is the Worst?
The LEAST popular answer for the Worst Canadian City was...D. Regina (Who could ever say Regina was the worst???)Second Question:
For the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which Trend is the Scariest?
The MOST popular answer for Scariest Trend was...C. VampiresThird Question:
For the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which Carnival denizen is the most annoying?
The MOST popular answer for Biggest Carnival Annoyance was...C. ClownsHutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5) Christina
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Kat
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5) Troy
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5) Leif
E. WITFILGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Leif gives his vote to, at Tribal Council? (5) Sabrina
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Leif
Wait for me!!!!!!!!!
Wow! Fun times! But I think I'll rest a bit now.
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er..............um..........I think I need a cold shower! NOW!!![]()
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A. Loud Mouth: Troyzan
B. No Respite: Tarzan
C. Icebreaker: Troyzan
D. Disposable Vote: Sabrina
E. WITFILGTVF?: Christina
F. Damaged Goods: TarzanG● Bonus
For the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which word is the Weirdest?
The MOST popular answer for Weirdest word was...:
A. eructation
B. iqueme
C. maulifuff
D. sphallolalia
E. xertzFor the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which Canadian city is the Worst?
The LEAST popular answer for the Worst Canadian City was...
A. Whitehorse
B. Saskatoon
C. Iqaliut
D. Edmonton
E. ReginaFor the LLPSQ&As I asked; Which Trend is the Scariest?
The MOST popular answer for Scariest Trend was...
A. Demons
B. Ghosts
C. Vampires
D. Werewolves
E. Zombies
<averts gaze from all the naughty bits> Hey, I've got that moral terpitude clause to deal with!HutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth: Christina
B. No Respite: Leif
C. Icebreaker: Troyzan
D. Disposable Vote: Tarzan
E. WITFILGTVF?: Troyzan
F. Damaged Goods: KatG● Bonus
Rally 3
E. ZombiesRally 4
E. ForestsRally 5
D. Mimes<now, back to teaching about lady parts>
Why didn't you say so sooner???
Rally 2:
Looking to avoid the evil squint eye of doom, I'll go with Edmonton.Rally 4:
The LEAST popular answer for 'This summer I'm heading straight to the…'E. ForestsRally 5: Which Carnival denizen is the most annoying?
The MOST popular answer for Biggest Carnival Annoyance was...
a no-brainer, D. Mimes Really, think about it. Clowns? Creepy maybe. But MIMES? All up in your GRILL? Annoying as all get out.And now, Hutcam.
A. Loud Mouth: Chelsea
B. No Respite: Christina
C. Icebreaker: Tarzan
D. Disposable Vote: Kim
E. WITFILGTVF?: Alician
F. Damaged Goods: Christina
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Let the games begin!
HutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5) Kim
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Tarzan
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5) Troyzan
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5) Kat
E. WITFILGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Leif gives his vote to, at Tribal Council? (5) Alicia
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) LeifG_spot bonus
1. C
3. A
5. C
LAST EDITED ON 04-24-12 AT 00:15 AM (EST)Bonjour!
It's daylight somewhere ...
And now that things are beginning to swim back into focus after the celebration of the Likeable Limes’ march to their latest nets-‘n-nudes triumph – I enthusiastically contributed to the effort by sitting out long, often and behind a very large wine cask – I’ve remembered the albums that I put together to tell a photographic Tale of the (8th Annual LL Nekkid V-Ball) Tournament.
Chronicled as it unfolded along the Avenue de la Perte – the G-Spot address of the beachfront leisure district established by the island’s French ex-pats over a half-century ago and where little has changed since – by coloring outside its lines I’ve told a slightly different-than-usual story of Perdido’s Wimbledon and organized it by the tournament's seating venues - Oceanfront VIP, Streetside, Netside and The Bleachers - followed by a short salute to the folks who kept the bread and wine coming - Deliverance - and finally by a few shots of tournament territory - After The Balls.
I hope you enjoy the portraits of our spectators. After all, where would nekkid be today without its most ancient defenders and loyal fans …
A note on my subjects’ blasé attitudes:Keep in mind that nonchalance is the pinnacle of the French congeniality curve.
Backgrounds by: Ronald West
Backgrounds by: Ronald West
Backgrounds by: Ronald West
LAST EDITED ON 04-22-12 AT 05:05 AM (EST)
Backgrounds by: Ronald West
Backgrounds by: Ronald West
Backgrounds by: Ronald West