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"Two for one"
Posted by boomerang on 12-07-01 at 08:14 PM
I'll blame this one on the medication and the fact that I'm a bit loopy from being sick all week. Yeah, that's it. Nobody in their right mind would write this stuff. So, here's another zingalong. This one's based on that perennial favorite;
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."

"Kelly Got Run Over by Her Bunkmates"

Kelly got run over by her bunkmates
Sittin' by the fire one summer's eve
You can say there's no such thing as fairness
And as for me and others, we'll agree

Now, we might be proud of Kelley
But she didn't take the vote so well
I swear when she left tribal council
She muttered, "Damn you,Lex, go straight to hell."

It won't be Thursdays without Kelly
All her family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Would she'd survived if she had watched her back?

Now, who's neck is on the table?
Who will get the boot next time?
It's a chore to pick a loser
Just as hard as writing songs for fun that rhyme

I've told all my friends and neighbors
This show might give you the blues
Watching people eat their corn mush
Can tire you out and make you want to snooze

Kelly got run over by her bunkmates
Sittin' by the fire one summer's eve
You can say there's no such thing as fairness
And as for me and others, we'll agree

I need a nap


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"Keep up the drugs!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 12-07-01 at 08:31 PM
They apparently enhance your abilities--two in one day. . . wa-hooo!

GT

"Boomerific!"
Posted by moonbaby on 12-07-01 at 09:36 PM
Great as usual, boomer. I hope you feel better fast!