This is always a strange, but hopeful time of year when I poke my head out of my bunker to see if other Survivor-istas are here and ready to play BTS.

Please jump in and claim a character or hang loose and see which way the wind blows.

There's no Ghost Island or Extinction Island or Thousand Island this time around, but we have Bahstahn Rob and Sandra Diaz-Twin who have big Idol heads and will "mentor" the castaways, whatever the hell that means.

So... meet the Chuckleheads.
The LAIRO tribe is in the yellow and the VODKA uhh, VOKAI tribe is in the purple.

Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.