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"Be The Survivor S37 - Sign Up Thresd - "David vs Goliath" (AKA: "Drop your Thing and grab your Sling!")"
Posted by RollDdice on 09-17-18 at 03:45 PM

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Transgenders, Crossdressers, cis, LGBTQ, r-e-s-p-e-c-t, rsvp and those of you who haven't yet decided. I am Mark "T-Bone" Burnett, your EPMB, your Tom Arnold cage match fighter, your Master Manipulator and your Benevolent Pimp for every country unfamiliar with the words "minimum wage".

It's obvious that CtheBS' marketing department has run out of angles ... uh, exciting ways to differentiate our contestants... so we're throwing the most athletic, most annoying, most strategic, most cerebral and most anemic into an island fishbowl and calling it David vs Goliath.

Although we usually create tribes based on our contestants' resumes or primary life characteristics or Myers Briggs test results or Grinder profiles, that's not always enough. Apparently, we're using the same porn casting agents as always and throwing a net over the local bars, shelters and modeling agencies, so don't come crying to me.

Enjoy these collections of skin, bones and assorted organs as you select your "David vs Goliath" "Be The Survivor" contestants.

Here's your Cast Members tapas menu:

“The DAVIDs” TRIBE - The Underdogs who've clawed their way through life to prove themselves

Bi Nguyen - MMA Fighter
Carl Boudreaux - Truck Driver
Christian Hubicki - Robotics Scientist
Davie Rickenbacker - Social Media Manager
Elizabeth Olsen - Kitchen Staff
Gabby Pascuzzi - Technical Writer
Jessica Peet - Waitress
Lyrsa Torres - Airline Agent
Nick Wilson - Public Defender
Pat Cusack - Maintenance Manager


“The GOLIATHs"TRIBE -The Overlords who come from privilege and use their advantages to crush their competition

Alec Merlino - Bartender
Alison Raybould - Physician
Angelina Keeley - Financial Consultant
Dan Rengering - SWAT Officer
Jeremy Crawford - Attorney
John Hennigan - Pro Wrestler
Kara Kay - Realtor, ex-NFL Cheerleader
Mike White - Filmmaker, 2x TAR Contestant
Natalia Azoqa - Industrial Engineer
Natalie Cole - Publishing CEO


Supporting Cast, Inanimate Objects and Assorted Snarkers:
suzzee Coconut Gallery (AKA: Nut Gallery)
kingfish - Identity motif TBA, Benevolent Benefactor of The Boobies.



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"The Story Teller" (AKA: "The Fixer-Upper")"
Posted by michel2 on 09-22-18 at 07:44 PM
OK, Burnett, here's the script for episode #1: The audience wants to hear the Goliaths claim their superiority so really lay it thick on the hubris. The Davids have to appear weak and overmatched so throw in some pictures of their pathetic shelter and some images of rain beating them down. What if it doesn't rain during the first three days? Who cares! we'll just take images from when it rains and put them in the first week's footage. You've done it a hundred times already so what's another lie or two.

Then, of course, we have to have the Davids winning the first Immunity challenge. The audience wants to see the Goliaths at TC and we'll give it to them...

"Ace McMurfy"
Posted by kingfish on 09-24-18 at 01:25 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-24-18 AT 01:25 PM (EST)

Ace McMurfy here, and I'm gonna set these guys straight.

Ace McMurfy From the X-street gang, and the McMurfy branch of the McMurphy clan!