LAST EDITED ON 05-24-18 AT 03:28 PM (EST)

Tonight’s the night we break out the shipping crates and start to pack up our little circus. (We also start feeding the crew food that’s way past its expiration date, but that’s a whole ‘nother conversation.)

We’ll also be having a “Everything Must Go” sale on Challenges. Reward Challenges?... We’ve got ‘em! Immunity Challenges? ... Nobody beats our prices! And Tribals? Fuhgetaboutit! The goal is to thin the herd and get us to the Final Three.

When the three defendants, uhh, contestants, finally get in front of the jury it’ll be a verdict without a Presidential Pardon.

Mark “Is that an Idol in your pocket?” Burnett