URL: http://community.realitytvworld.com/cgi-sys/cgiwrap/rtvw2/community/dcboard.cgi
Forum: DCForumID1
Thread Number: 4427
[ Go back to previous page ]
Original Message
""Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by RollDdice on 02-25-15 at 11:34 PM

Welcome once again to the show that never ends... but this time it's Worlds Apart (Insert your appreciative "Ooohs" and "Aahhs" here.)

My crack team of crack snorting Casting Specialists have dragged their holey nets through every tattoo parlor, 3rd rate college Sorority and money-laundering operation working out of a failing small business for the best and the brightest Survivor Contestants. But this is what the nets dragged in. (sigh)

Tonight, we bite the coconut and introduce three teams of fresh-faced contestants who are going to worm their ways into your hearts. They make up the White Collar, Blue Collar and "What the f*^k's a Collar?" tribes.

So as we struggle to concoct new "collar" puns, let me introduce you to the Masaya, Escameca and Nagarote tribes. And after a few weeks without waxing we'll see if the collars really do match the cuffs.




Mark "Keep the printing presses rolling out money" Burnett
Table of contents
Messages in this discussion
"Oh carp."
Posted by suzzee on 02-26-15 at 08:50 AM
Well, at least my bikini will be clean for my Survivor vacay.


I'm the first loser, yay!.

"RE: Oh carp."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-26-15 at 11:42 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-26-15 AT 11:54 AM (EST)

So lets recap. You agree against your better judgement to be dishonest, in fact you actually had to be talked into it and yet YOU are the one who gets thrown under the bus and has to pay? So You have now found out what happens when you get too vocal. Did you notice Joaquin kept his mouth shut and flew under the radar? In your defense, you even kicked azz in the challenge and still got the boot!

I might make an observation, based on the White collar performance in the challenge and choice of bootee. They bring back memories of the brain tribe from two seasons ago!


So long and thanks for playing!

"RE: Oh carp."
Posted by suzzee on 02-27-15 at 11:03 AM
The Devil made me do it. Now off to a 4 week holiday. Maybe Joaquin will be joining me soon and then the party will begin.



1st Loser.


"Speedo, oh NO!"
Posted by suzzee on 02-26-15 at 08:52 AM
OMG, someone give Dan a blanket, a blur, palm leaves. ANYTHING but 39 days of THAT in a banana hammock. My eyes, arrrrg.



Bring on the carnage.

"RE: Speedo, oh NO!"
Posted by kingfish on 02-26-15 at 10:02 AM
Just hanging out, are we?

"RE: Speedo, oh NO!"
Posted by suzzee on 02-26-15 at 10:20 AM
Apparently much more than anyone would imagine. I'm going to invent a hand held blur-o-matic that I'll be using. I do hope they keep the water challenges in really deep water. No getting out of the pool. My eyes...


Bring on the carnage.

"RE: Speedo, oh NO!"
Posted by Agman2 on 02-27-15 at 11:43 AM
Dan better keep moving because I have a feeling when he sits around the camp, he really sits around the camp!


"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by Agman2 on 02-26-15 at 11:44 AM
Wow, what a night we had, we kicked butt and took names on the challenge. I'll bet our win is on Youtube right now!

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by greenmachine on 02-27-15 at 11:56 AM

Well, I was able to stay safe. I think I'll keep my low key approach to the game for now then strike later.


"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by suzzee on 03-03-15 at 04:38 PM
Looks like your naughty bits are going to be on display. >nudge nudge, wink wink<


Bring on the carnage.

"Max Blur"
Posted by tribephyl on 03-03-15 at 10:44 PM
Beware the beard, Fear the BLUR!
"RE: Max Blur"
Posted by greenmachine on 03-03-15 at 11:52 PM
Wow, I like that! Thank you



"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by suzzee on 03-03-15 at 04:57 PM
Oh mister Doctor man I think I'm going insane
My girl's been creepin' on me and my heart is filled with pain
Now I can't sleep, can't eat, can't stop this funky beat
Can't you hear it she keeps playing in my head
Baby You really drive me coconuts
Tell me, what am I gonna do?

You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up



"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by suzzee on 03-03-15 at 04:59 PM
There are a bunch of siggies for the abusing back in the S30 BTS sign up thread.

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-03-15 at 06:28 PM
Well, what are ya waiting for?



you can pretend the are small boys!

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-03-15 at 06:26 PM
Doctor, aint there nothin I can take,
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache.....


"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-03-15 at 06:31 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-03-15 AT 06:33 PM (EST)

Oh don't worry Vince, you're my forever lover!



at least you are until I don't need your whiney little arse anymore.

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-03-15 at 06:37 PM
Let me tell ya, forever is over babe, you got me now!

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by suzzee on 03-04-15 at 11:52 AM
I can't believe I said that without gagging. >shudder<


"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-03-15 at 06:39 PM
I don't know how they fit so much girly in to someone who deals in nuts like you do!


"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by suzzee on 03-04-15 at 11:55 AM
Vince applied for a position in the Nut Gallery. We think he's overqualified though.



Bring on the carnage.


"RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-04-15 at 05:21 PM
I heard he came up a little short!



They were afraid he wouldn't be able to "hang" with everyone else.