LAST EDITED ON 04-14-01 AT 04:29 PM (EST)

Have you guys heard or seen any of Lamber's interviews...it's like she's practically begging for a job..

"I'll do ANYTHING in the entertainment industry!"

-Lamber, from just about every interview she's done since being voted off Survivor where she was the biggest waste of a contestant since Sonja.

I can just picture it now, in about 3 years we will be seeing the release of the following movie (straight to video and DVD):

"Amber's Anal Adventures: Volume 7, Encounters with Delivery Boys"

or maybe she could author up her memoirs:

"Amber: The stuff inside my head" (straight to pamphlet)

or she could become a motivational speaker:

"Lead by Following: the Amber 1-step plan to moderate success"

Ohh, the possibilities are endless for this beacon of intrigue.

• RE: She may be a small time girl, but she's a big time media-whore!,Survivorerist, 04:36 PM, 04-14-01
  • Nice try Survivoreist,shakes the clown, 04:39 PM, 04-14-01
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      • RE: Nice try Survivoreist,IceCat, 04:48 PM, 04-14-01
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          • Real Men...,IceCat, 06:33 PM, 04-14-01
            • RE: Ice baby,VampKira, 06:36 PM, 04-14-01
            • RE: Real Men...,dangerkitty, 07:08 PM, 04-14-01
              • RE: Real Men...,IceCat, 09:22 PM, 04-14-01
          • RE: Nice try Survivoreist,Survivorerist, 07:23 PM, 04-14-01
            • RE: Nice try Survivoreist,ItzLisa, 11:06 AM, 04-16-01
  • RE: She may be a small time girl, but she's a big time media-whore!,taginite, 03:36 AM, 04-15-01
• RE: Things Amber is Qualified to do was/is a ,Dalton, 08:55 PM, 04-14-01
• RE: She may be a small time girl, but she's a big time media-whore!,mondomania, 05:47 PM, 04-15-01

Hey! Except for the video, I'd buy/go to all these things! But I guess I don't really count, do I? <sigh>

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Survivorerist
S.B.P.C.
S.B.J.S.B.C.
N.L.F.C.
G.A.W.D.

"It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks."
-The Early Days of the Late Amber Brkich

>Except for the video, I'd buy/go to all these things!

....okay, anyone here who actually believes the above statment, please step forward.

Could be. Try titling it "Ambers Anal Adventures with Delivery Boys and Whipped Cream".

dangerkitty

w.l.s.f.c.

<click>

Whipped cream? I like whipped cream. But nah. What I'm more concerned with is whether, where and how I can audition for Vol. 8.

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Survivorerist
S.B.P.C.
S.B.J.S.B.C.
N.L.F.C.
G.A.W.D.

"It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks."
-The Early Days of the Late Amber Brkich

>>"I'll do ANYTHING in the entertainment industry!"<<

Anything, huh?? Weeeeelllll...My daughter's 8th birthday is coming up, and she gets such a chuckle out of Amber's "Oh my gawd"ing.. If I serve meatball subs at her party, you think Amber would come and say "OMG" every time one is served?? I'll pay her $20......$30 if she serves them herself... Hey...now THAT'S entertainment!

Note to Amber: Have your people call my people.

(Sorry, Sir...)


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"I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown

"WHUD UR LOOKUN AT. KWIT LOOKUN AT MY VAMPIRE YU JURK. NIK BEDDR KEPE HIS STEENKIN BUTT HANZ AWAY FRUM MY VAMPIRE STOOPID JURK NIK!" - Monkeyboy

>Whipped cream? I like whipped
>cream. But nah.

Surv, what you need to know is that I have a knack for remembering little details that I see written down.

Please refer to this recent post: http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/DCForumID4/573.shtml

And it's pertinent passage:

The best part was when Amber was like "Some guys wrote me letters...saying some pretty freaky stuff...telling me about their dreams." All I could think was, "Damn, Busted." j/k I wouldn't write her a letter describing every single little detail from the whipped cream to the clanking of the chains to...sorry.

So don't play dumb with my, sonny-boy. "The Redi-Whip Antics of Amber" would be high on your list.

dangerkitty

w.l.s.f.c.

A real man would forego the preliminaries of the whip cream foreplay and go straight to the administering of the meatball sub...

IceCat

LAST EDITED ON 04-14-01 AT 06:37 PM (EST)

OMG! <click>

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!


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"I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown

"WHUD UR LOOKUN AT. KWIT LOOKUN AT MY VAMPIRE YU JURK. NIK BEDDR KEPE HIS STEENKIN BUTT HANZ AWAY FRUM MY VAMPIRE STOOPID JURK NIK!" - Monkeyboy

...and said Real Man might be dining alone with his meatball sub next time. Good thing sandwiches are meant to be eaten by hand...

(hilarious post, btw icecat)

dangerkitty

w.l.s.f.c.

LAST EDITED ON 04-14-01 AT 09:24 PM (EST)

Now you must face ze powah of mine new manly signature...

Your vipped cream is powerless before me...

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>>>"The Redi-Whip Antics of Amber" <<<

Stop it! I'm already distracted enough by the picture on the front page (I swear to God, every time I come onto this site, damn it's distracting!) that I don't need any more of this. Just wondering what Vol. 1-6 of this movie would be about took up about 6 minutes of my time (okay, I brag. 4 1/2 but still) so I don't need unpleasant (here I go lying again) reminders of this.

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My New Mascot:

"It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks."
-The Early Days of the Late Amber Brkich

LAST EDITED ON 04-16-01 AT 11:08 AM (EST)

> Just wondering what Vol. 1-6 of this movie would be about took up about 6 minutes of my time (okay, I brag. 4 1/2 but still)

*** Oh, dude, you are SUCH a great big huge liar-head!!!! There was about three hours in between your first reply to Shakes and THIS one - I'm thinkin' you used up a helluva lot of Redi Whip in between posts!!! LOL!!!

*Edited to add: {{{smooches!}}} You know we love you - just make sure you wash your hands first!

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W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter

>>Hey! Except for the video, I'd buy/go to all these things! But I guess I don't really count, do I? <sigh> <<

...just rent-to-own..

very short list Shakes and I admire you for even
making the effort.....

<<<"Amber's one step plan to moderate success">>>

Ya pulled it out of the fire there. LOL. Although
I don't even want to think of people who see
something to admire about Amber as seen on TV.

She doesn't appear any brighter or more capable
on the post show interviews either.

Dalton

If Amber would do ANYTHING in the entertainment business, I'm sure that there's a whole line of producers and directors that are going to ask her, "Hey, can you do that thing with the immunity idol that Kimmi does so well? Except, no teeth, please."