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""Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by RollDdice on 03-06-14 at 01:57 AM
Tony reveals his past to Sarah
Bonding over donuts
Spencer tries to find his place
And hopes J'Tia doesn't go nuts
The Beauties practice on the beach
But just can't hold their water
Brice is the talka-'round town
And the butterfly led to slaughter




Mark "Every time it rains it brings ratings from heaven" Burnett
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"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by Molaholic on 03-06-14 at 11:44 AM
I really hope that future TCs have a little more mystery. EPMB gave out the ending way too soon this week, IMHO.

(And on a side note, I'm glad we didn't have to see the Komodo Dragon munching out on the cute little baby birds. I may be a hard-nosed fire-snuffer, but I also have my sensitive side...)

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by suzzee on 03-06-14 at 05:02 PM
Girls, Girls, Girls!
Take a number ladies, I'm the only game in camp. I'll be nice and sweet and kiss whatever I have to. Hey wait we didn't lose that challenge, I don't have to kiss anything.


"Probst has a Three Way at Tribal Council:"
Posted by kingfish on 03-06-14 at 11:44 AM
(A poem, just what we needed.)


Wait a sec, I’m on the phone…

Yeah I’m here, just going thru a tunnel. So what’s the skinny on the thing we have going with that guy? What? Well you’re going to have to step it up, and with malice, know what I mean? You hearing me? OK, 5 days is all, then we gotta shut the lid on that thing with the other guy. All right. You too Lugface. Have a good’un. I don’t want to hear no more bad news, see, or I’m going to have to get the Hammer involved. OK, I believe you. Bye.”.

@#$&^%# Putz.

(Taking a moment to collect thoughts and toke up. A legal toke, which isn’t as cool as an illegal toke, but you soon just don’t really care. Where are those fig newtons?)

OK, little buddies in Survivor Spoiler land, I know you're on the edge of you seats waiting for the latest peek into the future, and I’m here for you. Unfortunately what you overheard was the darker side of the bid’ness, we have to step up sometimes to show we mean what we say. A red line is a red line. To us anyway, it’s a matter of respect. Not like the respect Tony has for his fellow officers. Or that Obama has for the reputation of the USA.

And my really really raunchy girls have been specially trained by Delta Force Seal Ranger Ninjas at the Really Really Raunchy Girls Finishing School of Perversion and Motorcycle (Vespa) Mechanics in getting information out of reluctant Survivor cast and crew members, so they can handle themselves. They also know how to handle the Delta Force Seal Ranger Ninjas, IYKWIM. Everybody wins at my school.

Anyway the newest spoilers have arrived via camel caravan from my army of slithering, sliding, sexing then extorting little spies, and here they are.

Spoiler #1: Spencer is afraid of the “Women’s Alliance”. He is told that they have to win, “Or Else”. Kass is afraid of the “Sisters Alliance”, and knows without being told what the second “Or Else” will be. Tasha is just afraid of her crazy flipped out tribe mate, the kind of scared that prevents her from sleeping at night. She has a machete.

Spoiler #2: Sarah has Cop-Dar. Unfortunately she doesn’t have Cops-that-con-other-cops-dar. Ironically, the person she should trust the least is her fellow cop who is doing his best imitation of cheap street hood.

Spoiler #3: Morgan’s eyebrows? WTF is up with that? I’ll admit though, that I do not spend much time looking at her eyebrows.

Spoiler #4: What a heartwarming story Brice brings. He was in a cocoon before the show but this experience has allowed him to briefly experience the freedom of a butterfly. That is, before the Snuffer stuffed his bloated corpse right back into that cocoon. The only things left are his eyeballs which popped out at TC when he snap rolled them at Jeremiah.

Spoiler #5:
Jeremiah was a bull frog,
He was a good friend of mine,
I never understood a single word he said,
But I helped him with his Whine.




Tribe strikes again

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-06-14 at 04:33 PM
I don't know why Brice was so surprised. Did he really think he was going to outlast a hot number like me? Butterflies need to watch out for butterfly nets!


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by tribephyl on 03-06-14 at 10:12 PM
You're a smart little cookie too. Your idea to split the vote was great. Proved neither of them had the idol and pretty much assures they won't have it at the next TC either. Glad we picked Brice for the boot, as long as Morgan is next. She's next, right?


Yes. That's an idol in my pocket. But I'm still happy to see you.

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-07-14 at 11:58 AM
Oh, of course


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

*crosses fingers behind back

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-06-14 at 04:38 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-07-14 AT 02:51 PM (EST)

Baddaboom baddabing, I got my Blue alliance in tact. I wonder if Sarah has ever seen the movie "Training Day," Cause I'm gonna take her to school on Blue solidarity! heh heh heh



I'm lookin' good with my 90's tattoo!

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-06-14 at 04:48 PM
Whaddya know about that? LJ's got me in his hip pocket. I'd rather be in Alexis's sphere of influence!



"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-06-14 at 04:50 PM
Okay guys, I've shot my character "load" Anyone else want to show up?
"speaking of showing up."
Posted by tribephyl on 03-06-14 at 11:00 PM
now that he's been revealed...
"RE: speaking of showing up."
Posted by kingfish on 03-07-14 at 10:16 AM
BTW, the Nuclear/Biological/Chemical safety folk have been asking if that's the same HI that Hantz kept in his shorts. And if so, who stole it out of quarantine?
"RE: speaking of showing up."
Posted by Agman2 on 03-07-14 at 02:40 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-07-14 AT 02:46 PM (EST)

I just hope he has the sense to use me!



Hidden immunity idol, don't go to Tribal without me.

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by suzzee on 03-06-14 at 04:57 PM
I am SO Woo-Hoo! Happiest Survivor ever . I think I'll even be happy when they vote me out.


Just call me Woo Hoo

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by kingfish on 03-07-14 at 09:45 AM
So, Cliff, tell me, just how did you manage to get a pot belly and a six pack?

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by suzzee on 03-07-14 at 10:48 AM
I lent it to him, he's my Skipper.


Just call me Gilligan


"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by personofinterest on 03-11-14 at 01:38 PM
I guess I am in a really giggly mood, but this is hysterical!
"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-11-14 at 02:46 PM

Body by Budweiser!


"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by kingfish on 03-07-14 at 10:57 AM

"This bitch is killing me!"(Morgan's Bikini Bra)


"Shut the heck up, what are you, a communist or something? You just need to start pulling your weight! I know those cannon balls are make it hard but get a grip and count your blessings, both of them (all puns intended)."

"Give me a break. Literally. I mean, hasn't she ever heard that Island women go topless?"(Morgan's Bikini Bra)


"Finally, something we can agree on."

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by jbug on 03-07-14 at 01:36 PM
Seriously I don't even know what my name is.
But if I had rolled my eyes any more at the lousy water tossing I was getting from the nuclear nutso, I'd have gone spin crazy.


"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-10-14 at 03:58 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-11-14 AT 12:20 PM (EST)

Typical comment of a Brain Tribe member!

"RE: "Be The Survivor: S28 Ep02: "Cops-R-Us: Cagey and Spacey""
Posted by kingfish on 03-12-14 at 08:20 AM
Morgan's bikini bra straps are still complaining of a heavy load. But here's the deal, shut the heck up because, as they say, "They ain't heavy, those are my sisters".

Tony's spying on the brain tribe. It's not working, the spy shack is just too comfortable, and he keeps dozing off. And talking in his sleep about leaping over fences and running perps down.

Cliff is dribbling. He can't help it, he's just a dribbler.

Kass is still looking for any brains in her tribe.

And Garrett still doesn't understand what a poker face is. He only knows stupid. And he thinks the Ponderosa is a fourth tribe.

More at eleven.


The Island Roving Reporter