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"“Be The Survivor” S27 Ep07: "Laura Bonehead Walks The Plank""
Posted by RollDdice on 10-30-13 at 11:14 PM
Who let the Kat out... of her mind? She's nervous that her Survivor challenge performance will cause bf Hayden to dump her. Even though Hayden tells Kat that he values her for her sweet disposition, her knowledge of the Kama Sutra and her head full of Marshmallow Fluff, it still takes gentle probing and relationship advice from Dear Jiffy to move things along.

Meanwhile, Tina tries to tie up her daughter Katie with Vytas and Laura B manages to wrap a verbal bolo tie around her own neck and wrangle an invite to a semi-private island retreat. She should be tongue tied.



Mark "This is MY pirate adventure!" Burnett

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"Breaking Spoiler Alert!!!"
Posted by kingfish on 10-31-13 at 09:04 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-31-13 AT 09:04 AM (EST)

Spoiler: Aras' corpse was found this morning at the base of a Survivor Island cliff. His last recorded words
were "Ommmm...Ommmm...Oh Craaaaap, bird shit!!! ". Splat.


shhhhh! I stole this from Tribe and I ain't gonna give it back.


"RE: “Be The Survivor” S27 Ep07: "Laura Bonehead Walks The Plank""
Posted by suzzee on 10-31-13 at 10:06 AM
Nice Rupert imitation Laura...fail.


Time for Redemption Retirement party, PS Jiffy I QUIT


"Torturing the Kat"
Posted by suzzee on 10-31-13 at 10:11 AM
That was the single most desperate begging I've ever seen. Relax Kat, you were a loser when Hayden started dating you.


Get these losers off me.

"I was clueless"
Posted by jbug on 10-31-13 at 08:09 PM
I'm still clueless!
What did I do?


"RE: “Be The Survivor” S27 Ep07: "Laura Bonehead Walks The Plank""
Posted by kingfish on 11-01-13 at 08:43 AM
LAST EDITED ON 11-01-13 AT 08:44 AM (EST)

Ode to Laura B.

Boneheaded Laura
Has anybody seen her
Dumb as she can be
She's got big old bonehead
That's hard as lead
But that's just Laura B.

Boneheaded Laura,
Has anybody seen her
Since she went across the sea,
She can't wear no wig
Cause her bonehead's too big
But that's just Laura B.

(Apologies to the Loving Spoonful)



shhhhh! I stole this from Tribe and I ain't gonna give it back.


"RE: “Be The Survivor” S27 Ep07: "Laura Bonehead Walks The Plank""
Posted by suzzee on 11-01-13 at 09:46 AM
Applause!
"RE: “Be The Survivor” S27 Ep07: "Laura Bonehead Walks The Plank""
Posted by jbug on 11-04-13 at 12:20 PM


"Aggressive-Passive, meet Aggressive-Passive"
Posted by kingfish on 11-04-13 at 10:33 AM
LAST EDITED ON 11-04-13 AT 12:38 PM (EST)

"Well, what do you want to do?"

"I don't know, what do you want to do?"

"We'll do what ever you want to do, but I'm really bad at spelling."

"If you want me to take your place, I will, but we have to think of the big picture."

"Yeah, that's right. The big picture. But what is the big picture? I'm really bad at puzzles, and I really want to stay and play the game with you. "

"I want you to stay too, and if you want me to take you're place I will. But which of us do you think has the best chance going forward?"

(Sob sob cry cry cry. Sneak a peek at him. No expression, "Ah crap, he's pretending to cry. Dang, that was my last chance.")

(Pretend to cry, pretend to cry, pretend to cry, wipe fake tears. "If she thinks that will work on me, she's got another think coming.")

("Well, obviously the son of a bitch isn't going to save me. There will be a reckoning!")

("Did she seriously think I was going to take her place? I mean, she's a cute little piece of munch meat, but a Mil is a Mil, and I really don't need her holding me back.")

"I Love you".

"I love you too. Adios".

Kissy kissy kissy.

Later, him in confessional. "Hee hee hee."

(Op. Ed.: OK, he's a turd.)


shhhhh! I stole this from Tribe and I ain't gonna give it back.