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""Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by RollDdice on 03-06-13 at 10:46 PM

Shamu continues his strenuous practice of converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. The Filipino Gollum shows up with life lessons, but leaves out the section on eye care.

The Fans' morale sags, Laura sandbags and Phillip hands out more nickname tags.




Mark "Call the Medic" Burnett
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"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by kingfish on 03-07-13 at 10:32 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-07-13 AT 10:33 AM (EST)

It's still all about Shamu, rarely have we witnessed acting that was more transparent than when he proclaimed that he didn’t want to go home. Shamu went from being a blubber butt blowhole beached whale to just being a wussy pussy. Just a big ole wussy pussy with a 'do not talk to me' list.

But right now, we should take a moment to eulogize Laura.

RIP Laura, sympathies. She (dramatic sob) turned sidewise and completely disappeared (sob). It happened at Tribal council, and she was never seen again. Ever.

We should have seen it coming, her mid-torso had been shrinking at an alarming rate, as had her head. Her middle had no flesh on it at the end. She is the only survivor in history to have to take a tuck in her buff in order to wear it on her head. Otherwise it would have just fallen down her toothpick body to the ground.

You will be missed, Laura. Your prior vote resulted in the infliction of Shamu on us for another week, but we were willing to forgive you. You didn't have to just disappear like that. Here's hoping they feed you in the afterlife, they do say that food is abundant there.

Rest In Peace, Laura. And hit the gym in Heaven once in a while.


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"Eye Eye Captain Med-vac Quit "
Posted by suzzee on 03-07-13 at 11:56 AM
Salute to you Shamu, it was a mighty battle between the grain of sand and Gota's patience.

Famous last words:

"Bringith me rice grain not sand grain.


Bite Me


"RE: Eye Eye Captain Med-vac Quit "
Posted by kingfish on 03-07-13 at 03:22 PM
Shamu also deserves credit for managing to get sand in his eye with his eyelids closed.

Nice trick, one that was probably responsible for his 'never getting hurt' in two tours of Iraq. Equivalent to the self-induced-frag in Viet Nam.


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"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by byoffer on 03-07-13 at 11:54 PM
I am just saving up my energy for next week.



IRL I will be away next week. Feel free to borrow this siggie to post after Brandon's rampage.

"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by jbug on 03-11-13 at 10:56 AM
I'm going to be in shock; I may go into hiding.


"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by SOAR64 on 03-08-13 at 08:46 AM
How did Shamar know that it was a grain of sand unless he placed it there himself. I would not put anything past this man. He must have known that he had no chance of winning the big money.
"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by kingfish on 03-08-13 at 10:10 AM
Spoiler: This Week's 'Chip On The Shoulder Award' Bamboo Sliver in the Finger' Award goes to Shamu, who is also in the running for the 'I'll Do Anything to Go Home Including Fall on a Grain of Sand' Award.


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"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by suzzee on 03-09-13 at 08:39 PM
Actually, we have it on good authority that Shama-lama-ding-dong got an eye infection from the rice. Either that or someone thought that saying "Better then a sharp stick in the eye" was worth a shot.


Bite Me


"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by suzzee on 03-09-13 at 08:41 PM
Oh heck! I forgot I was on the show this season. Yay me!


I’ve got you under my wheels.

"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by michel on 03-10-13 at 04:14 PM
You guys can laugh at seeing Shamu and Laura leave but what about me? That SOB Eddie calls me the Cochran of the tribe and I have to sit there and take it. Wouldn't it be nice to send him and Reynold to Ponderosa to spend the rest of the game with Shamu?


"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by kingfish on 03-11-13 at 11:01 AM
You got to think about who is being insulted here.

Although with the way Cochran is perving out, his thoughts would probably drift to other aspects of being a woman for a while.

OK. You're right, you should probably take offense on both accounts.

"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by michel on 03-10-13 at 04:20 PM
Even Tata is more of a ladies' man than me...Brenda, Andrea, I'd like some hugs and kisses too. Viewers like surprises so let's give them a showmance!



"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by kingfish on 03-11-13 at 11:03 AM
Advice? Your best chance is in the dead of night. That Lobsterboy complexion isn't all that attractive.



To the Shwack shack with you!

"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by agman on 03-12-13 at 03:53 PM
I'd just be happy with a little camera time!


"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by kingfish on 03-12-13 at 04:06 PM
Spoiler: Frustrated by a lack of on-air time (and completely unaware that this may forbode a really good Survivor result this time), Eric grabbed one of the cameras and has been posting pictures of his junk on You-Tube. Who knew that this camera would have a special macro 20x lens.

He labeled it "The Junk-zila that ate Tokyo, and has had a billion hits just in in Japan. They are wild about stuff that eats their capital.



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"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by suzzee on 03-12-13 at 08:42 PM
Those aren't coconuts, these
are coconuts.



Bite Me

"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep04: "Rice Rice Baby""
Posted by kingfish on 03-13-13 at 10:22 AM
Finally Probst gets a chance to try some of that 'Man Love' he has heard about, although a Gnome wouldn't have been his first choice.

"OK, Brandon, this will hurt you more than it will hurt me..."



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