Yeah Mike, We coconuts were feeling a little sympathy pain for you. So was that a foreshadowing of a close, close alliance?

What a lovely bunch of coconuts.

As usual, California high schooler’s are right on the cutting edge of sluttiness, and even the Raunchy girls of my Finishing school for really really raunchy novitiates can admire them.

They inspired us to set up our own Fantasy slut league, where you pick the girls you want on your fantasy team and compete with other fantasy teams. Sluts perform various acts, and whoever has that slut on their team earns points based on a slippery sliding scale of daring, imagination, duration, and in general, lustiness.

Never fear, though, we still still do our daily "Sluts on Parade" too.

Because they also moonlight for me on this survivor spoiler gig, I had to recuse myself from participating in the Fantasy league, mainly becasue I participate in the actual action. It probably wouldn’t be fair, and if I were to be seen to be cheating, then who would believe me when I report the latest spoilers?

As follows:

Spoiler #1: Last episode we saw Dawson learn that you shouldn't tease a bear. Or an ex-Astro.

Spoiler #2: Katie will mention that she doesn’t perform awesome (significant pause, wink wink) during challenges. She does do awesomely when performing for the night shift crew, however.

Spoiler #3: Penner tries to talk turkey with Mike “Scabs” Skupin, little knowing that Scabs actually thinks (and eats) like a chicken.

Spoiler #4: Abi Plays in a challenge this week. Mainly because she didn't actually have to do anything but threaten and complain, and with the implicit promise to explode her Brazilian bomb self. Those Latina, you just never know what's a’gonna happen.

Spoiler #5: In the Reward Challenge, Lisa will be all over Denise, and soon it will become a mutually satisfying wresting match. It will start out with the usual frenetic action as one would expect, and then wind down as they both are spent and breathing deeply. Finally, they are just holding each other and making small talk.

Spoiler #6: After discovering what fun mud wresting can be with Lisa, Denise volunteers to mud wrestle Lisa again for immunity. Or RC. Or Katie. When Probst seems hesitant, Denise offers to wrestle all three. Little tiger is she.

Spoiler #7: Ever the keenly observant commentator and chief buttinski, Blue shirt makes the observation that this challenge was unique. Never before had both tribes lost a Reward challenge.

Spoiler #8: Survivor Lesson; After starving the tribe members for a couple of weeks, let one team stuff themselves with more than their pinched stomachs can handle, and hold a projectile puking contest.

Observation: Bye Katie. It was fun watching you. And I also miss the Perfect hissy fit. A little. Not much actually.

Tribe hath madeth thisth Sigith.