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"Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by Estee on 11-09-07 at 02:27 PM
Wait. That doesn't really say it all, does it? Okay... let's try this again.

Jean-Robert is a charisma-free, strategy-bereft, personality-dead horndog of a moron who only got into professional poker because someone at the table always has to be the first to lose and isn't it great to guarantee who it'll be every time? Jean-Robert has the long-range planning of a lemur, the morals of a mosquito, the self-expression skills of Judd, and the challenge abilities of the spirit gate. Jean-Robert would go out first at a table composed of Charla, Andrew Firestone, Jon Dalton, Trishelle, and Voldemort. Jean-Robert is incapable of reading expressions, figuring out hole cards, tracking what's currently on the board, or keeping himself from being anything other than a walking, talking, self-scratching tell. Jean-Robert had a Final Confessional so delusional that every time someone loses their post-torch mind on camera from now on, he'll decide he owes them a nickel. Because Jean-Robert is, as I said earlier, an idiot.

Did I leave anything out?



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"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by Tamena on 11-09-07 at 03:38 PM
Estee?
I love you!

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Karma doesn't come back on people because some universal controller-god pushes buttons. It comes back on people because they dig holes for themselves to fall into.

"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by nailbone on 11-09-07 at 03:44 PM
In an interview, he said that the immunity idols say "THIS IS AN IMMUNITY IDOL" on them, but it's in Chinese. Problem is, he can SPEAK Chinese, but can't READ Chinese.


"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 11-09-07 at 03:56 PM
I don't have the tape of that episode anymore, but I'm almost positive that "This is the idol you idiot" was written in English.



"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by joannie on 11-10-07 at 05:30 PM

>"THIS IS AN IMMUNITY IDOL"

Maybe it should have said AMERICAN immunity idol!


"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 11-09-07 at 04:08 PM
I've tried all day to come up with a better subject heading or phrase. Can't do it. Can't improve on perfection.


"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by Cyndimaus on 11-09-07 at 09:16 PM
I laughed at his final words. Did he really have no clue everyone disliked him so much?


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"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by jbug on 11-09-07 at 10:14 PM
long-range planning of a lemur, the morals of a mosquito, the self-expression skills of Judd, and the challenge abilities of the spirit gate

Dang, Estee, why you pickin on the lemur, the mosquito, Judd (well, this one ok) and the spirit gate?
What did these ever do to you?


Agman

"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by PsychoKitty on 11-09-07 at 11:22 PM
Estee, you are a true poetess!!!!

Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;)
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"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by Snidget on 11-10-07 at 11:10 AM
BRAVO!!!!


"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by kingfish on 11-10-07 at 11:54 AM
LAST EDITED ON 11-10-07 AT 12:14 PM (EST)

Well, you know, it's actually a good thing that he's self scratching.

Otherwise.... (the room fills with "eeewwww"s).

This has probably been mentioned before, but I saw him once on TV, playing poker, it was for the 'Bad Boys of Poker' bracelet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49tmwf_i3LQ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKOAHPjlK0

He was a fish out of water.

"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by PsychoKitty on 11-10-07 at 09:48 PM
Thank you for that Kingfish! Jean-Robert wasn't his normal sparkly self!!! Nice dewrag too

Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;)
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"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by Tamena on 11-12-07 at 05:51 PM
OK that confirms it...
he sucks as bad at poker as he does at Survivor LOL
omg what a jerk!

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Karma doesn't come back on people because some universal controller-god pushes buttons. It comes back on people because they dig holes for themselves to fall into.

"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by RollDdice on 11-12-07 at 12:03 PM
Jean-Robert couldn't win at Go Fish.

Ironically, it took him forever to get off his huge azz and Go Fish!



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"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 11-23-07 at 01:59 AM
Oh come on Estee, you didn't find his beer gut and pube blur hot tonight?!

Shame on you!

*runs for cover*


"RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Posted by samboohoo on 11-24-07 at 08:34 AM
Okay, about Andrew Firestone. . .


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