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"Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by mocha madness on 10-18-07 at 03:08 PM
As I watch this twig completely unable to do anything I must ask has there been anyone on Survivor who has been this inept? I know that Survivor junkies can come up with a big list, but right now I am not sure of who could be labeled worse. Why do you suppose she was she cast? Was Mark Burnett thinking that if she lasted she might be the first person to be blown away as opposed to being voted off?

I know there is always the babe factor where hotties are cast for eye candy, but Courtney is too skinny to be labeled hot. She has no weight left to lose. Does anyone think she fattened up before going on this show?

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"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by smokedog on 10-18-07 at 06:00 PM
Remember Scout? Actually, on second thought...don't!


"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by LionChow on 10-18-07 at 10:05 PM
I second this nomination. There will never be a more useless Survivor than Scout.



" any survivor more inept than Courtney? Yep!"
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 10-18-07 at 06:16 PM
Becky and Sundra's fire-building "skills".

Mookie and Alex trying to put the "squeeze" on Yao Man.

"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by KeithFan on 10-19-07 at 00:52 AM
Nope, none more inept. Ever.

After about 4 "whacks" with the machete she could barely lift it. Someone please get this girl a sammich.

"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by geg6 on 10-19-07 at 08:33 AM
OMH, that sent me right around the bend! And did you see how she held it and her limp-wristed attempts at "whacks?" Arrrrrrrgh! Even the most idiotic of people would give it a shot with two hands and maybe not try swinging it from the wrist. She didn't even make an attempt, IMHO.

I hate her. She's more Skeletor than Skeletor was. And she didn't even get implants to distract from the jutting bones.


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"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 10-19-07 at 09:22 AM
Maybe Courtney studied at the same ITT Academy of Survivor Tactics as PG and Jaime.

More booing, less barking.

"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by mistyrose52 on 10-19-07 at 11:11 AM
>Maybe Courtney studied at the same
>ITT Academy of Survivor Tactics
>as PG and Jaime.
>
I second that emotion!! No giggling intended.....
"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by KeithFan on 10-19-07 at 06:26 PM
She's more Skeletor than Skeletor was

Now that you mention it, there is some resemblance to AC.

"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by mattben on 10-19-07 at 08:24 AM
I nominate Osten into the primaries. Just to watch him swim -- well, not! To watch him run from a pelican.


"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by michel on 10-19-07 at 11:25 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-19-07 AT 11:30 AM (EST)


Courtney is pretty inept but we have seen many just as bad:

- Jan (S5) and Scout (S9) had the excuse of being in their 50s and 60s.

The following didn't have that excuse:
- Sandra (winner of S7): She was pityful in challenges.
- Skinny Ryan (S7): I don't think he could've swung that machete either!
- Jon Dalton (S7): He got his a$$ whoopped by Lill!
- Katie (S10) When Ian picked her first, it wasn't for her athletism!
- Ashlee (S10): The initial boat ride to shore was too tough for her! What was she worried about? She could never sink!
- Brianna (S11): She's still holding on to that post for dear life!

I have to give a special mention to Stephenie (S10 & 11). She holds the record for most losses, none of which she claims was her fault. She could also be the worse puzzle solver ever.


"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by ginger on 10-19-07 at 11:32 AM
Say WHAT?

"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by mattben on 10-19-07 at 07:31 PM
Who was the gay guy in Africa who nearly shot himself in the foot in the bow-and-arrow competition?


"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by Karchita on 10-21-07 at 02:18 AM
Yep, I think she is the most inept, for a young person. And she gets bonus points for being one of the most irritating as well.


"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by toddE on 10-22-07 at 11:40 PM
I like Courtney, and I liked Brandon too.

I am surprised to see that I no longer recall all the Survivors. Ashlee and Brianna? no idea who they are/were.


"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by geg6 on 10-23-07 at 10:33 AM
>I like Courtney, and I liked
>Brandon too.

*boggle*

Well, I guess someone has to.


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"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by J Slice on 10-24-07 at 11:23 AM
::shrug:: I like them too.

It's hard to find good sarcasm these days, and Courtney's rolling in it.


If you are sure that you're right, you probably aren't.

"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by Karchita on 10-23-07 at 06:17 PM
Ashlee and Brianna? no idea who they are/were.

I ony wish I could forget.


the horror the horror

"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by Jenna_F on 10-25-07 at 00:16 AM
I actually like Courtney.
She sucks at challenges, but that isn't enough to completly hate someone. She seems likeable to me anyway, from what we've seen so far.
Anyone play the lie detector game on the cbs website? "But I have a new job now where I'd never do anything like that *thumbs up* "


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"Why...."
Posted by Cyndimaus on 10-26-07 at 10:40 AM
....does Courtney's team keep sitting her out for reward challenges instead of immunity? It's so much more important to win immunity then rewards. If they'd sat her out for the immunity challenge maybe they would have won. Surely one of the others would have eaten better. Would they have lost reward if she hadn't been playing?


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"RE: Has there been any survivor more inept than Courtney?"
Posted by jbug on 10-26-07 at 02:49 PM
She has no physical strength; she can not eat; she can run her mouth (tho that doesn't help her tribe any).

Please do not tell me anyone is already thinking of taking her to the F2 just because she'll be a sure one to beat. Please!
No! I said don't tell me that!
(funny tho - can't you see her in a tie breaker at anything they might have to do? She's sure to lose whatever it might be! LOL


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