Jenna is on Letterman tonight, along with "Stupid Pet Tricks."

WHICH IS WHICH?!?

Will a dog strip for Kibbles and Bits?

The show is starting. Stay tuned...

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Here we go...

Looks like Jenna brought Heidi. No, wait -- it's a pink poodle playing with a child's toy. LOL Dave seems traumatized by the pink dog.

Another dog balancing on rope.

Another dog. Nice border collie. Says prayers and goes to bed. Awwww...really cute.

Uh oh. The segment is over. Where's Jenna?

OK, guys. Bear with me. After a fitful night's sleep last night, and trauma-induced insomnia tonight, I am waiting bleary-eyed until the bitter end of this show to find some, any, ONE redeeming quality in this beeyotch that will put an end to this living hell otherwise known as the S6 endgame letdown.

Here's Jenna. Well...looks like she got herself a new set of boobs...

Jury drilled her with mean questions, and she won. She explains to Dave that the show is all about alliances. Didn't feel like the favourite because all her friends were voted off. Had to win immunities. Didn't know if she would win. Jury members "sneaky."

Diagnosed herself with tonsillitis. Dave said whiner is not a survivor. LOL

She said she stopped it and smartened up.

Did anyone bring up whiny behaviour at the end? She said no, she was surprised.

She lost 20 lbs. Needs psych help before she would go back to Amazon.

Did this to test herself physically and mentally. Not for money.

She sent in video tape...Dave shows clip. Shows her in bikini. Definitely smaller boobs prior to show.

Stripping scene...she says she felt comfortable doing it. Says sorry mom. She says that was for peanut butter and chocolate. Dave says "Where were you in high school?" lol

Gabbing about fire. Congrats from Dave. What will you do now? She doesn't know. She's going to finish school, last year in ZOOLOGY. Investing money.

Question from Rupert. Dave says don't bother asking about hanky-panky because she was naked the whole time. Rupert asks how she's going to invest. She doesn't know yet.

Steph asks the see or touch any monkeys question, Jenna says monkey didn't want to come near them.

That's it. Just as I suspected. Still no redemption.

What's with her fake green contacts?

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
- Saint Augustine (354-430)

Fake t!ts, fake eyes, hmm, do I detect a pattern here?

What a surprise from the sweet, charming, innocent girl who stays home most nights and hangs out with her parents. What a f****** phony b!tch.

Worst.Ending.Ever.