I hate to break the news, girlie, but you just aren't all that. The piranhas you caught share a nice feature with you called the big fun mouthful o' teeth. With those choppers and your odd little Jack Russell on speed lookin eyes there are only two things that may make you cute. Guess what they are. Get over yourself! You wanna see cute? Take a look at Shawna. Even in the doldrums of deep depression SHE looks CUTE!

• RE: Dear Heidi,Drive My Car, 10:22 PM, 03-06-03
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• Dear Heidi,Sunny_Bunny, 01:22 AM, 03-07-03
  • RE: Dear Heidi,Drive My Car, 07:52 AM, 03-07-03
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• RE: Dear Heidi,MakeItStop, 05:58 PM, 03-07-03

MOONIE IS READING MY THOUGHTS!!!!

Gosh Darn Baby, you did this last week. I was just coming over here to post a Heidi thread and there you were ( just like last week with Joanna.)

Buggy + Moonie = Cosmic sisters

Agree with everything you said ( wishing I had thought of the Jack Russell terrier on speed thing though, THAT was brilliant)

HEIDI!! Listen to me! You owe every Blond in the WORLD an apology.
This is her. The woman all those blond jokes were inspired by. That's right, it's Heidi! This girl makes shallow look deep. The only thing deep about her is that ugly rib valley between her breasts.

NEXT!

Thinking Heidi is lucky Tish isn't here. T, would eat this one for breakfast

If Heidi is the inspiration...

1. Why did Heidi stop using the pill?
Because it kept falling out.

2. How do Heidi's brain cells die.
Alone

3. Why did Heidi wear condoms on her ears?
She didn't want to get "hearing aides"

4. Why did Heidi climb onto the roof?
She heard the drinks were on the house.

5. What do "cowpies" and Heidi have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

6. What is the first thing Heidi does in the morning?
Go home.

7. To Heidi, what is long and hard?
4th grade

8. What is Heidi's idea of safe sex?
Locking the car door.

9. Why does Heidi have more fun?
Because she is easier to amuse.

10.What will Heidi say when Rob blows in her ear?
Thank's for the refill

anyone else?
tribephyl

What word processor has Heidi finally mastered?
A pencil.

What a riot!

also, so sorry, my disorder forces me
to point out - that would be aids

so sorry

Sing it sisters!!

Dear Heidi:

Not only are you looking more haggish by the minute, you are a shallow b*tch. The only think more dangerous than a Survivor who doesn't know how to play the game is a Survivor who thinks she does and babbles on endlessly about it to anyone who will listen.

Speaking as one of the bigger, older women of the world, you suck.

--is stunned that Heidi is so hideously ugly! Attitude is everything.

Kim, I *so* want to recreate the scene in "Fried Green Tomatoes" with Heidi.

You know, the scene where the two young "Heidis" steal Kathy Bates's parking spot, so she rams into their car with hers and says to them that they might be younger and faster, but she's older and has better insurance.

Lori

To my dearest Heidi,

I daresay that you are not one of the lucky women who looks beautiful au natural. I think, of all the "less-cute" women you share a camp with, you are looking the worst of the bunch. I can do a dot-to-dot with your pimply face and it's obvious you are a 3-layer-of-shellac-to-be-passably-pretty kinda gal.

Please stop insulting the real "cute girls" of the world by associating yourself with them.

Also, I hope that you are able to report to work tomorrow and still look your students and co-workers in the eye. I'm just betting you made some enemies overnight.

Regards,
Femme

Femme
"I shall no longer play the field; the field stinks, both economically and socially."

By Heidi's definitition:

Cute = the following:
- weasely appearance
- quite possibly the world's WORST boob job...
- stringy, grungy, falling-out hair
- complete and utter disregard for your elders
- being more useless (intentionally!!) than anyone else
- being under the impression that all of the above are "positive"

I didn't trust her from the start... If I saw her, I'd punch her gut... kinda like jamming a pencil through a paper bag... All through that pirahna challenge, I was hoping that Jeanne would accidentally toss the skinny waste of space to the fishies... a shame that they wouldn't get a proper meal from her bony wreck of a body...

Gym teachers, without a doubt, must be born stupid.

Stealing from Woody Allen, "Those who can, do. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym." I can picture her now, dividing up her students into sides for a kickball game. Cute girls here, big girls over there. What a lovely example she is to all of her students. Girls, buy a bottle of peroxide, get Mom and Dad to pony up for some silicone, and someday you too can make an ass of yourself on national tv.

Well, not only is she not cute, she is FILTHY. I know that you can't look like you came straight out of a spa under those scenarios, but damn, pretty soon she's going to start looking like someone from one of those caveman movies.

Heidi? Heidi who?

Basher Babes, she's not worthy of us.

dangerkitty

Which doesn't mean we can't have some fun at her expense, although it's a pity she's so deluded. Poor thing.

Which reminds me... can I join your fabulous legion of basher babes? I meet the requirements of being a Basher (albeit a new one) and being a babe!

"bigger women with more fat to live on that obviously can put out more effort.....as far as me and no work.......then there is the smaller girls"

Soooooo your saying that you are so frail, and "flesh challanged" that you cant put out an effort? Tsk Tsk Tsk...how ever do you manage to teach Gym? And who are you schtuping, to keep your job?

Does anyone else think that they should have accidently pushed this...."cute girl" into the river, dragged her back to shore, and just pulled the fish off of her? I bet they would have won.

But, thats just me.

HeHeHehe, Bunny said schtuping.

Heidi is seriously looking Haggish!

Bwahhhaaaahhaaa! You are so funny Sunny Bunny!

They really should have used Heidi for fish bait.

After all, they were using the smaller piranha to catch the bigger ones. I just wonder what the piranhas would have done when they chomped into all that silicone.

Please please please let Heidi be the female whose hair falls out.

Bottle blonde bimbo! Rob better be concerned about her dark places too!

She reminds me of a Klingon or is it Romulan? A "Seperated at Birth" shot would cinch it!

Oh, gosh, Heidi, you're so CUTE!!!! that Cab Calloway wrote a song for you, even before you were born.

Heidi Heidi Heidi HO!

Mr C was too refined to add the extremely appropriate word "skank" before the "ho" but, when it's a grimy, arrogant, obnoxious b!tch with a HUGE sense of entitlement and the WORST.BOOBJOB.EVER, it's just assumed.

>She reminds me of a Klingon
>or is it Romulan?

That's it! I've been trying to remember who or what Heidi reminds me of. Now to do a google image search. . .

LAST EDITED ON 03-07-03 AT 09:47 AM (EST)

Go to startrek.com, and look for pics of the Durass Sisters (Klingon), or Tasa Yar(A blonde Romulan)

And no comment on Bunny being a Treker.
Edited because I still cant spell.

I see some resemblance, but I couldn't find a good picture of Heidi for the comparison.

We were wrong. Lursa should be insulted. She's better looking!!

This girrrrllll needs to be bytch slapped and thrown to the fishes. If we have to listen to how cute she is and the older bigger women should do more cause they can live off their fat for too many more weeks, I may have to stop watching. Or atleast not let my 7 year old daughter watch anymore or mute Heidi. How can she say those things when she deals with children on a daily basis?
And another thing will someone plllleaase give that girl a mirror and a reality check. She is not CUTE! Heck I think Deena even looks better than she does.

Well I guess it's all been said here. THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH!!!!

I wondered from day 1 what the heck the guys were looking at!

In all seriousness, after wathching last nights episode would you allow your child to remain in a class taught by this shallow b|thch?

This has nothing to do with game play and everything to do with respecting those that are different from us.

She's so shallow a cat couldn't even lap milk from here raggedy a$$.

God Bless America

There are two types of people, predators and prey, and the sound you hear is the sharpening of my claws.

I agree with Ares. How can this girl possibly keep her job after last night. I mean come on, what about the children that she teaches. I am totally disgusted by her behavior. Bleech!

I came here looking for a Heidi thread, and am so happy to have found one.
First, am I the only one to have noticed the girl's seriously messed up speech pattern? She puts "h"s with "s" making a "sh" sound in inappropriate places -- for example she says "undershtand" instead of "understand." This erks the beejesus out of me.
Second, aneroxia, silicone and bleach does not a cute girl make -- what we have here is Heidi's image of what she thinks a cute girl should look like -- but it is all so utterly unnatural that it is freakish, not cute. Imagine how she is going to look dropping more weight, which happens on all Survivors -- even more skelatal with those massive silcone jugs hanging down! EW!The money spent on surgery would have been better spent fixing that massive overbite -- I think of Mr. Ed everytime I look at her.
Third, where does she get off lumping Joanna in the "big & fat" catagory. As annoying as Joanna's psalms where, her body was fit and rock hard. For Heidi to talk about herself as somehow being in better shape than Joanna shows the depth of her unselfawareness (if that is a word).

I feel better now.

Vugarity is simply the conduct of other people. -- Oscar Wilde

I couldn't have said it better my self Kiki!

The fake boobs and bleached blonde hair is her twisted view of what is cute. Take away the blond hair and the fake boobs and what you are left with is Popeye's girlfriend Olive Ole!

It's that voice. It is grating on my nerves. Ewww!

Thanks to Heidi, I can finally say that:

(a)Sarah and Erin did not have the WORST.BOOBJOBS.EVER. and

(b)Jerri wasn't such a witch after all! (at least not compared to Heidi)

Dear Heidi:

You say that people hate you because you're cute. Well, Elizabeth was cute (um, that's CUTE in the real world, not yours) and I don't think any of the people she camped with in the Outback had any ill will toward her. So, could it be that people don't like you for other reasons, or is it simply that you are not cute?

The implants are hideous. Yuk.

Good luck finding a job teaching impressionable middle-school-aged girls.

I LMAO'ed at Joanna on the Early Show, who said that she was not the least bit offended by Heidi's comments since she knows that her body is much more fit and lean in it's natural state than Heidi's will ever be.

I also liked Joanna's comment about some of the girls thinking they were on a spokesmodel audition instead of Survivor. Always posing and expecting to be waited on because they're cute. And of course the clincher where she justifies her slacker behavior by saying that she can't work because she doesn't have enough fat stores to give her energy like the bigger girls. Enough already! Your grungy, fly away hair, acne-faced, bad boob job, horrible role model to young children self is not cute!

You know what I wonder ... if Heidi thinks she is so cute, then why did she feel the need to get a boob job? Or is it that she thinks the boobs make her cute?

“She’s a beauty queen gone bad!” -- Marcellus about Amy.