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"My first song of the season..."
Posted by Survivorerist on 03-01-03 at 03:13 PM
With the Grammies being last week and all, I thought it would be appropriate to seranade everyone with this work...

The Worst Tribe Ever

(Sung to the tune of "Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones)

Thailand gave them a bad rap,
Don't know why, I watch this crap.
Two tribes in the Amazon,
Won't be long, 'til one is gone.

'Course I'm talkin' 'bout Tambaqui,
Who've been sucking in these weeks of three.
All they do is lie in bed,
And think of girls with their southern heads.

Will they shape up in time?
8 ball says all signs, point
to never

The younger ones all fantasized,
Just like stupid, horny guys.
But the fun'iest thing's the way,
Rog and Alex fight 'bout who's more gay.

Conclusion that I derived,
Tambaqui's the WORST.TRIBE.
EVER

'Til the day that they all go,
Don't know why, I still watch this show.
Having lost 4 out of 5,
Can't see how, you guys'll survive.
Can't see how, you guys'll survive.
Can't see how, you guys'll survive.


(Another IceCat original )

The Top 5 FLL Castaways

1. Neleh Dennis (11 weeks at #1)
2. Colby Donaldson (5 weeks at #1)
2. Helen Glover (5 weeks at #1)
4. Amber Brkich (4 weeks at #1)
4. Lex Van Den Burghe (4 weeks at #1)

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"RE: My first song of the season..."
Posted by Wheezy on 03-01-03 at 06:32 PM
*waves to Surv*
Cracking me up here! Hilarious!

wheeeze

"RE: My first song of the season..."
Posted by MakeItStop on 03-01-03 at 09:59 PM
hahaha aren't you the clever one?! Thinking of girls with their southern heads indeed!

<sings Can't see how, you guys'll survive>


“She’s a beauty queen gone bad!” -- Marcellus about Amy.

"RE: My first song of the season..."
Posted by KeithFan on 03-02-03 at 10:10 AM
Outstanding Job!

Funny you should mention Grammy's. Maybe with all these songs "on the charts" we need to come up with an award for survivor songs..."Jeffies"? Maybe someone can come up with a better award name.

Another idea floating around is we could "rate the record" on a 1-5 scale with = I'm not familiar with the song but I appreciate the effort to = ROFLAO - a shoe in for the Jeffie!

"RE: My first song of the season..."
Posted by bubbastan on 03-02-03 at 05:47 PM
Pretty darn funny Survy! You've got some talent, my friend!
"RE: My first song of the season..."
Posted by Bebo on 03-04-03 at 11:55 AM
Applause! You really gave yourself a tough challenge by picking a mellow song for those bunches of hormones.