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"Be the Living Damned HK3-3"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-19-07, 00:02 AM (EST)
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"Be the Living Damned HK3-3" |
Hello, good patrons of Hell's Kitchen. I would like to recommend to you that you go to another restaurant. Here, we will serve you rancid crab over spaghetti fresh from the garbage. Your Wellington will be overdone, your scallops will be dangerously underdone and you may never get your San Pellegrino. But at least the risotto is finally not too peppery. Administrative Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread. That is, don't post as your character in any other thread. Come play with us! The only unclaimed character is Scott the Chef, and possibly Aaron, unless RollDdice is going to play him. You can post any time as a dinner guest or whatever suits your fancy.
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Silvergirl1 9320 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-21-07, 01:06 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-21-07 AT 01:09 AM (EST)I am only to be used as a receptacle, not a recycling bin for reusable spaghetti. In other words, what goes in my can, stays in my can - I'm kind of like Vegas that way. There's no taking it back! I stink worse this week because of the stupid rancid crab Ramsay insisted on using to test the Red kitchen's olfactory skills. I think he really wants one of the boys to win this time around. Hell's Kitchen's Official Garbage Can Don't you dare call me trashy!
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Vixxxen 107 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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06-19-07, 09:54 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 06-19-07 AT 09:56 AM (EST)I am sooo glad I won't be dressing Aaron in the morning anymore. Tired of babysitting the crybaby. F*ck the team, Aaron it's the first time I have Ever dressed a man too and certainly the last time. Get well soon..um just don't come back for our team's sake. How the hell am I supposed to cook risotto? Shaken not stirred...no that's a martini. Back to cooking. *wink* *wink* Damn, chef thinks I'm coming on to him. It's so hot in this damn kitchen. *wink* *wink* Geez I better not look at Chef anymore he may still get the wrong idea. *wink* I swear I am working with a bunch of all talk and no talent cooks...not CHEFS...COOKS. Who the hell burns beef wellington? I subtlely became leader in the kitchen and you all obeyed of course. I'm not all talk unlike Josh. Blah blah blah blah blah....talk to the hand man. Gotta out think him man cause he's still sore from being on the chopping block. He's out to get me. I don't fake leadership cause I'm a natural. Ramsey noticed when I took charge that I garner respect from y'all. It's a god given talent I have just had to show it at the right time.
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bullzeye 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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06-19-07, 09:25 AM (EST)
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*Diner #4*: Did you eat anything before you arrived? *Diner #8*: No. Was I supposed to? *Diner #4*: Silly girl! Didn't you not see previous episodes of this? It is a rare feat that anyone get's a full meal until well into the season! *Diner #8*: So why are we here? *Diner #4*: To get noticed....duh. *Diner #8*: So do we wait for dinner then? *Diner #4*: No, we wait until we can see the meltdown, and then "act" all put out and angry, like we didn't see this coming. This could be our ticket to fame and fortune! *Diner #8*: I love you.
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sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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06-19-07, 03:13 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" |
Like that was the first time anyone told you to bleep off. In my neighborhood that's like how we wish someone well. My buddy might say 'Yo Vinnie, you're out of beer, I'm going down to the packie." In return I yell, "bleep you!". I'm really saying "Thanks, get me a case of Bud" When I have to go to work, I tell my friends "sorry guys I can't hang with you, I got to go to my Uncle's club." My buddies will say, "Well bleep you Vinnie". They are really saying "cool, can you sneek us in later" See it aint no dis. I was showing you respect. Youse said to have fun with KP. When I said "bleep you", I was saying well have fun on the bluring helocopter you bleepBesides, I aint afraid of ya cousin Tony. He's a meatball. Not like my Uncle Tony. Do you rally want to start an Italian war in Hell's Kitchen?
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mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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06-19-07, 11:48 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" |
> Well, thanks to good-hearted Eddie, Joanna is now spending her loser time with US, at MY pool party! GEEZ, she made a nice-looking appetizer for all of us last night, after the boot? Listen, people, I only have TWO bathrooms, and let's just say, there wasn't enough toilet paper to go around!And who does that Melissa think she is, with that fakey Brooklyn, half-cocked mobbo accent? Does she think she is the Hell's Kitchen Goddess or something? Nominating Julia? From what I see, Julia is the only one who even knows how to turn a pancake at the right time! Dayam, I wish I could have been there to serve those good-lookin' Army boys! Oh well.... I think I'll take a ride out later and visit Aaron in the hospital, incognito, of course. I don't want him to know who I really am, or where I really live, but that won't be too hard. He doesn't remember too much. From what I understand, from the people who've been to his room, he doesn't even remember being on the show. Wonder if it was pre-existing, or the trauma of BEING ON THE SHOW?? Truly makes one wonder, doesn't it.... Chow, ya'll. Until next time. Eddie and I have some shopping to do, and I really need to call my housekeeper to clean up that crab-smelling mess in the bathrooms. Until next time...Tif
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