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"Desmond *spoilers*"
mrc 10020 desperate attention whore postings
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09-22-05, 11:51 AM (EST)
 
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"Desmond *spoilers*" |
FILLER**********************************************************
**********************************************************FILLERYou guys won't believe this, but I have a cousin who is working as a grip for the Lost crew. I haven't mentioned him before b/c I didn't want him to get in trouble. But I can't contain myself anymore. Plus, he owes me money.  According to Luigi (my cousin), Desmond's background actually tells us everything that we need to know about the show. If you don't want to know, DON'T READ BELOW!!!!!
Desmond was on a global reality TV show that combines all of the elements of the genre. He was sent on an Amazing Race (he confirmed that to Jack) that took him to a Survivor island (obviously), where he was placed in a Big Brother "house" (hatch) in order to prepare for competition in an American Idol/America's Next Top Model (the music and the 'roids tell all) contest. He was the winner, but, unbeknownst to the plane crash survivors, their job is to "vote" in a Bachelorette to join Desmond in the hatch. Kate, obviously, is the winner, but in a fall of secret twists, the mastermind behind this whole reality show is going to reveal that Desmond and Jack are actually brothers. (Desmond unconsciously already knows about this relationship, explaining his use of the term "brutha" with Jack.) Kate has to choose which one she wants to take on a Love Cruise. (That's where Walt and Co. unknowingly were sent for a little R&R, BTW. They're fine.) The real twist is that as Jack and Desmond essentially begin Starting Over as brothers, the producers, in the biggest secret of the fall, reveal to viewers that this whole production has actually been a Joe Schmo-like show in which Locke has been the victim of a huge prank. He actually isn't a hero, he didn't win the money, and he has to return to his job at the box factory. Oh, and the whole healing thing? Temporary. In the biggest reveal of the season, the mastermind behind this implausible scenario introduces himself. His name: *SPOILER WARNING* Webby. At least this is what Luigi tells me.  Ferociously purrfected by thndrkttn
FTR, I liked last night's episode.
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Bebo 20880 desperate attention whore postings
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09-22-05, 01:04 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Desmond *spoilers*" |
I won't believe you until I see him reading his letter from Ivette.|  |
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09-22-05, 01:08 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 09-22-05 AT 01:12 PM (EST)You are close with your theory, but you are wrong and I will prove it. Desmond is obviously Desmond Child, formerly of the band Desmond Child and Rouge, writer of such songs as I Was Made For Loving You, You Give Love A Bad Name, Dude Looks Like A Lady, I Hate Myself For Loving You, La Vida Loca, and, most importantly, She Bangs. Mr. Child also wrote a bunch of songs for Kelly Clarkson’s first album. I will let that sink in. She Bangs. Kelly Clarkson. Cause we all know who, or should I say WHAT, made She Bangs famous. And we all know what made Kelly Clarkson famous. But see, they couldn’t just come out and call it celebrity Idol. I don’t need to go into the reasons for that. And it isn’t so much about the singing, as it is the ability to survive. And they couldn’t call it survivor idol. No, they had to call it something else. But the format is still the same. Desmond is one of our three judges. But who are the other two you ask. And rightly so. Well, one of our judges has to be an older woman with an exotic sounding name like Paula Abdul or Danielle Rousseau. And one of our judges has to be a black male with a name that use to be common but isn’t anymore, like Randy or Walt. I’m glad I could clear this up for all of you.
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09-22-05, 03:31 PM (EST)
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11. "Hello?" |
Pffft...sooo obvious. Desmond never won immunity so he gets a chance to come back to the island and be their tool. If you notice he was holding the gun in his right hand and if you count his fingers he has 5! 5 I say on that hand. 5 fingers=5 letters=Webby!  
You are just trying to get away from that above average label! Brutha Bustah!
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