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Savory Truffle 13 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"	12-02-03, 11:57 PM (EST)
"Wow..."
...that was the single greatest half hour of television EVER!
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If by "WOW" you mean SCARY RollDdice 12-03-03 1

   RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY bratzdan78 12-03-03 2

       RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY RollDdice 12-03-03 3

           RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY bratzdan78 12-03-03 4

               RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY Drive My Car 12-03-03 5

               Warning Bebo 12-03-03 19

           RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY Estee 12-05-03 30

               Who knew...? RollDdice 12-05-03 31

       RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY Coconut 12-03-03 7

           RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY nailbone 12-03-03 8

               RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY Esbea 12-03-03 21

           Feeling the love RollDdice 12-03-03 12

               RE: Feeling the love Coconut 12-03-03 17

   RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY sbeck 12-03-03 23

       RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY RollDdice 12-04-03 29

           RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY sbeck 12-07-03 32

RE: Wow... kelli_blue 12-03-03 6

   Shock and Awe in a small town RollDdice 12-03-03 9

       RE: Shock and Awe in a small town ginger 12-03-03 10

           RE: Shock and Awe in a small town RollDdice 12-03-03 11

               RE: Shock and Awe in a small town volsfan 12-03-03 22

           RE: Shock and Awe in a small town bratzdan78 12-03-03 13

               The "Other" Person RollDdice 12-03-03 14

           *snort* Coconut 12-03-03 15

               RE: *snort* ginger 12-03-03 20

           RE: Shock and Awe in a small town bratzdan78 12-03-03 16

               Radio speculation RollDdice 12-03-03 18

                   RE: Radio speculation Katiepops 12-03-03 24

                       RE: Radio speculation RollDdice 12-03-03 25

                           RE: Radio speculation Katiepops 12-03-03 26

                               RE: Radio speculation bell83 12-04-03 27

                       RE: Radio speculation ginger 12-04-03 28

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RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 00:39 AM (EST)

1. "If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

Wow, I hope we can put a media cap on this so other countries don't know that our citizens... any citizens... are this stupid.
But this will be a lot of fun to watch. "What's a well? "It tastes like chicken." "Wal Mart. Do they sell wall stuff there?"
I'll be keeping a notebook handy, what about you?

Survivor 7: Jon Likes Putting His Hands Up Cows

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bratzdan78 21 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 01:20 AM (EST)

2. "RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

C'mon be honest... I know what your really going to do and that is watch the show with your mouth open at awe over Paris's obvious charms hehe!! by the way the notebook bit is lame !!!!!!!

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RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 03:15 AM (EST)

3. "RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

Write this in your notebook... you're and in awe
Like most of these reality shows, we're all going to watch in slack-jawed wonder at the stupid things that the participants say and do.
And Paris/Nicole are going to learn that real people "work" for a living.
I suppose you could sign up for "Who Wants To Marry a Hilton" next season on Fox.

Survivor 7: Jon Drinks and even Osten speaks English like a native

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bratzdan78 21 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 08:14 AM (EST)

4. "RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

LAST EDITED ON 12-03-03 AT 08:21 AM (EST)
damn I don't have a notebook on me can you jot it down in yours for me next to your retarded Simple Life memos Thank You !!
also your view is twisted....everyone including Nicole & Paris knows that most people work for a living ...your're just having a hard time realizing that they don't!

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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 08:56 AM (EST)

5. "RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

You may want to be careful bratzdan. Making of fun of Reality TV is what we do around here, but bashing a fellow member of the community isn't allowed.
I hope that you and all of our new members read the guidlines posted at the top of the page.
Welcome!

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12-03-03, 04:50 PM (EST)

19. "Warning"

LAST EDITED ON 12-03-03 AT 04:51 PM (EST)
DriveMyCar said it well - bashing contestants good, bashing fellow posters bad.
Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with the community guidelines. We love having new posters, but we do expect them to follow the rules.
Edited to add: Saw your comments farther down the thread - thanks. Hope you enjoy posting here.
We really do have guidelines here. Believe it or not, the Guidelines make things more fun. Really.

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 07:55 AM (EST)

30. "RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

LAST EDITED ON 12-05-03 AT 02:23 PM (EST)
>I suppose you could sign up for "Who Wants To Marry
>a Hilton" next season on Fox.
...dateline, timeline: SurvivorBlows, December 5th, 2003. Scientists confirm existence of Gold Limit. An innocent remark made by RollDdice is followed by millions of golddiggers around the world to spontaneously scream 'There are things I just won't do for money!' -- without ever knowing why. Apparently the raw impact of the words on the firmament was enough to cause panicked vibrations in the souls of all those who would normally be attuned to such an event taking place in reality. The mere _theory_ of such a TV show placed all himbos, gigolos, and those few females who figured 'Hey, I'm attractive and they seem to be up for anything' in a temporary -- but sincere -- moral state. In an attempt to find out if the Gold Limit is actually at $360 million dollars or has a lower threshold, behavioral scientists have agreed to a mass Internet post of 'Coming next season of FOX: Who Wants To Sleep With Jon Dalton For Ten Million? at 8:00 a.m. Friday, December 5th. (Everything else will just be negotiating the fee.) Dateline, timeline...

(Edited to correct for typical AP spelling. Oops?)

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RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 12:28 PM (EST)

31. "Who knew...?"

... that my innocent remark would have such an effect on the firmament and all those souls. Wow.
Thanks Estee, for that very frightening scenario. That Jon show is a very distinct possibility, but only on Fox.

Survivor 7: Jon's Nanna is going to slap him silly

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 10:49 AM (EST)

7. "RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

Paris has obvious charms?
I missed something.

.hearts. RollDice

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12-03-03, 11:05 AM (EST)

8. "RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

Oh, yeah, their charms are quite obvious. But DON'T let them actually say anything.

New sigpic courtesy of the lovely and talented JSlice/Thanks, Woe, for the lights!
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 06:56 PM (EST)

21. "RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

about the only charm Paris was showing off had to be "fuzzed" out. And I think they should have had to pluck the chickens AND swat their own bugs. Doesnt bother me either way though, Ill never tune in again to find out whether they actually have to break a nail or not.

this show has the worst soundtrack ever

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RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 12:52 PM (EST)

12. "Feeling the love"

I *heart* you too Pregnut. Sorry I missed your comment earlier. You're the Pregnuttiest to me.

Survivor 7: Jon Drinks and Osten would cry during labor

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 01:15 PM (EST)

17. "RE: Feeling the love"

Osten would cry during labor
Osten cries when he gets his hair cut.

Getting pregnuttier by the day, let me tell you.

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sbeck 418 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 09:29 PM (EST)

23. "RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

Ok, RollDDice, now I do agree that they're not the brightest lights, but there are some things that they can't really be faulted for. Like not knowing what Wal-Mart is. She's used to shopping Dior, Von Dutch, La Perla, etc.
Let's instead make fun of their math: did anyone else hear Nicole say that they made less than $5 an hour tonight? Now even them Ledings done learned enough cipherin' in school to know that $42/6 hours is $7/hour.
Can't wait for next week's episode...

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RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-03, 12:20 PM (EST)

29. "RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

>Ok, RollDDice, now I do agree that they're not the brightest
>lights, but there are some things that they can't really
>be faulted for. Like not knowing what Wal-Mart is.
> She's used to shopping Dior, Von Dutch, La Perla, etc.
>
>I think the Wal-Mart and math issues are related. These two are dealing with credit cards and house accounts so they never had to learn to count. If they ever make the connection between earning money and spending money we're going to see some light bulbs over their heads that would put Con Ed to shame.
It's terrible that they tell the parents that they won't be any trouble, then sneak out at 12:45A. But if they didn't, it wouldn't be much of a show.
But the editing on this show sucks!

Survivor 7: Jon Drinks and Osten Can't Figure Out How Credit Cards Work

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sbeck 418 desperate attention whore postings
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12-07-03, 01:19 AM (EST)

32. "RE: If by "WOW" you mean SCARY"

I think the Wal-Mart and math issues are related. These two are dealing with credit cards and house accounts so they never had to learn to count.
Ahh... Good point; never thought of it that way.

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kelli_blue 301 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 09:41 AM (EST)

6. "RE: Wow..."

Wow is right! Paris and Nicole may be rich, but they sure act like their elevators don't go to the top floor, lol.
I'm looking forward to tonight's episode.

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RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 11:40 AM (EST)

9. "Shock and Awe in a small town"

Did you see the previews?
Isn't Paris Hilton running a kissing booth like Heidi Fleiss organizing your kids' next slumber party?

What's next... celebrities in a Survivor situation? Oh wait, they've already done that.

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12-03-03, 12:38 PM (EST)

10. "RE: Shock and Awe in a small town"

I found it Jon Waters-watchable. The Clutter Family (or whatever their name is) is not exactly without scope for snicker (Mom's hair, for example). Forget the farm animals -- I suspect a heck of a lot of monkey spankin will be goin down on the farm with all those teenage Clutter boys sharing a bathroom with the Elegant Debutantes (who look like aliens in the middle of the cornfields). And whatever lucky hayseed Paris picks to shuck (see next week's previews) will have a story to tell all his grandchildren, once he and Cousin Crystal-Louise get hitched.
Oh dear. I seem to be indulging in a few geographical stereotypes here.

The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.

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RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 12:50 PM (EST)

11. "RE: Shock and Awe in a small town"

I just hope Paris and Nicole don't bathe in the town's water supply. Oh wait, that's Petticoat Junction.
And I second that emotion on grandma's(?) chicken plucking hair. Did it go straight up like that before the moonshine? I heard a rumor that the Butter Boys have ordered a webcam to point into the Par-cole bedroom. Yeee haw!

Survivor 7: Jon Drinks and Osten Sinks

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12-03-03, 08:48 PM (EST)

22. "RE: Shock and Awe in a small town"

Gramma's teased to Jesus hair was the star of the show!

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bratzdan78 21 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 12:55 PM (EST)

13. "RE: Shock and Awe in a small town"

LAST EDITED ON 12-03-03 AT 01:05 PM (EST)
Hi! thanks 4 the welcome honestly I wasnt aware of the guidelines ....I wasnt trying to bash anyone ...since the other person got catty hehe by becoming an English teacher and suggesting dumb things....I had to fire back ...it's in my nature to have the last word...which it looks like I did here ...

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RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 01:11 PM (EST)

14. "The "Other" Person"

LAST EDITED ON 12-03-03 AT 01:17 PM (EST)
Thanks for reading the Guidelines. No hard feelings here.
Remember, the knives come out for the people we see on TV, but we support and respect each other. (It's freaky... I'm channeling Angelfood.)

It looks like you're on your way to becoming an excellent DAW.

Survivor 7: Jon Drinks Moonshine and Osten just Plucks
In case you think you were merely defending yourself, review message #2. I'm just sayin'...

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 01:12 PM (EST)

15. "*snort*"

Cousin Crystal-Louise.. yeesh.

Bets you a million bucks that someone out there is really named Crystal-Louise!

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ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 06:39 PM (EST)

20. "RE: *snort*"

And she's composing an email to me letting me know how caddy I am.

The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.

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bratzdan78 21 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 01:15 PM (EST)

16. "RE: Shock and Awe in a small town"

LAST EDITED ON 12-03-03 AT 01:16 PM (EST)
lol you are sooo bad ...I could'nt bring myself to say that.... but we're on the same page lol

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RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 04:38 PM (EST)

18. "Radio speculation"

The Triplets (Frosty,Heidi & Frank) were talking about The Simple Life. Nicole Ritchie even called in.
Two theories; a)the townspeople would discover that Nicole is Black and "string her up" or b)the Simple Life 2 would be the Leding family drop shipped from Arkansas to Beverly Hills.

Survivor 7: Jon Drinks and Osten Sinks

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12-03-03, 10:31 PM (EST)

24. "RE: Radio speculation"

I am from Arkansas and I can assure you Nicole is safe in Altus.
I am actually only 40 minutes down the road from where they filmed and Altus is a charming little town in a wet county that has beautiful countryside and wineries.
I am watching every episode and laughing like the rest of you. I cannot decide at this point who they are making fun of more. I think it is Nicole and Paris since most folks are more like the Ledings and less like The Hiltons.

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RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 11:06 PM (EST)

25. "RE: Radio speculation"

LAST EDITED ON 12-04-03 AT 12:07 PM (EST)
The town looked beautiful and the people are my kind of folks; common-sense driven. I don't think I would be too thrilled with performing bovine OBGYN services, but to each his/her own.
Have no fear-- "ParNic", the two-headed beast is the subject of ridicule here.

Survivor 7: Jon Drinks and Osten has a thing for cows
Edited to ask if a cow gynecologist is a BOvine GYN?

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Katiepops 99 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 11:14 PM (EST)

26. "RE: Radio speculation"

It really is a pretty little town. If you sneezed you would miss it but they have Grape and Wine festivals and other activites that are so down home and relaxing.
The cow ob/gyn thing is nothing I have ever done or will do and I lived on a farm in Arkansas all my life LOL!!!!!

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12-04-03, 02:30 AM (EST)

27. "RE: Radio speculation"

I just wanted to add that the little kid in the preveiws that Paris is making out with is definitly NOT the hottest guy in Arkansas!! Maybe the hottest guy in his Jr. High to not get a hair cut in 2 yrs., but no where close to hot!!

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12-04-03, 11:48 AM (EST)

28. "RE: Radio speculation"

Rest assured those of us in other states are NOT assuming the Clutter family represents a true Arkansas family. And the area looks v. pretty.

The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.

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