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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-16-06, 00:54 AM (EST)
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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.5" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-16-06 AT 04:02 PM (EST)Here I am in Chettenad House. Right here with the Native Greeter guy (nice beard). I'm not hiding. I know exactly where I am. Just because the Cho brothers don't know where I am doesn't mean I'm lost. So there. Peter and Sarah You're first again. Home gym for you. I have no idea how you're going to split that up to take to your separate residences later. It's not like this relationship is going to last more than a second after your contract with CBS is up. Dustin and Kandice Well, well, well...maybe you two will be the first all-female team to win The Amazing Race, huh? You're right that you're not agressive enough. I think you haven't properly considered how much help I could be to you in your goal of winning the Race. I'm in Room 345 if you want to discuss that in further detail. Rob and Kimberly You'll be pleased to hear that you'll be in poor, dirty, smelly countries rubbing up against poor, dirty, smelly foreigners for some time. Erwin and Godwin Seriously, that is such a bad pic of me. Why not this one? Or here's a classy B&W with me in my snazzy hat: Or even this one, showing my wild and crazy side: My Golf Equipment has a better pic of us around somewhere, too. Lyn and Karlyn I was wondering last week why Karlyn did the cliff-climbing Roadblock, since you had only done one. Now seeing you climb over the wall at the croc place, I'm sure I know why. Tyler and James Oh dear, falling behind are you? You may not be playing agressively enough. I'm in Room 345 if you want to discuss that in further detail. David and Mary Welcome to our first non-elimination leg! And lucky you! We've switched things up here on the Race and now you have a great big X right in the middle of your foreheads. That's right. If you come in first next leg, you have nothing to fear. But you'll be given a 30-minute penalty if you make any other place. Ask Tom and Terry how long 30 minutes takes. You could be in second and still wind up last. Have fun! ETA: Administrative Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will. New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for. Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), the clapping girl at the temple, the crocodiles or whatever. Be creative!
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bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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10-16-06, 11:34 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5" |
Weeeeeee! Second Place baby! Look at us go. Our pageant competition training has served us well. You're looking at the first all female team to will The Amazing Race folks!!! Just like Kandice and I told you, we like it on top!Now we just need to get past that sneaky Peter and the Bionic Woman and we'll have this all wrapped up. That Peter is always lurking around, looking over our shoulders, trying to sneek a peek at our Oobies. Phil is the only one permitted to peek at our Oobies. Well, we'd let Tyler and James take a peek but I hear they prefer the bottom, and we're all about the top!!! Go Team Beauty!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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10-16-06, 12:27 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5" |
Okay, now you see my beautiful backside as I try to climb over the ledge....did you know that was just as hard as being in labor?I'm sure my child is so proud of Mommy's beautiful backside. We put the "pain" in Labor Pains!
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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10-16-06, 06:59 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5" |
Hey, honey, did you like what you saw? *tee hee* Yeah, babe, I am a SINGLE MOM, in case you hadn't caught that yet. You know, I've been through LABOR. But I'm single. Let's meet on the mat at midnight, baby, and go do some explorin'!
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Denalio 903 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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10-16-06, 07:14 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5" |
Hooooo-weeee! That shore was a close one, warn't it hunny?But thank goodness it war a non-eliminah-aytion leg. It was so dark when we got to that thar pit stop, I coulda hardly see nothing. I was groping my way thar. David, I jus' cain't believe we are still in this here race. I am so proud a'ya. Now I gots something else to say for shore too. What is going on with that feller, Peter? He be makin' fun mimickally on us saying alls I do is wander around saying "where do we go? "David, mah ankles hurtin'" "Damnit" and "You see a Burger King around here?" Well, young man, I will have you know IT's MCDONALDS, NOT that dagnubbit Burger King. GET IT RIGHT!!!!! Now I have a general level of the irritatinness already but you are riling up my very last nerve when you say I am looking for a Burger King. Heck, that is BLASPHERMUS where I am from. MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! You better get it right next time or Ah'm gonna pummel ya over yur haid with the little girlies metal leg. Oh I have much more ta say too. But mah ankle hurts so I'll be right back soon now, ya hear? Damnit. Where do we go? Is thar a McDonalds aroun' here?
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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10-17-06, 00:18 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5" |
Awwww shucks hunny. Yew done n'r bought me ta teers! Sayin' youse loves me'n'all and thats youse proud of me. I'm reeeally glad we's still in this here race. Why when we wins the mellion dahllars, I'm gonna show ya a darn tootin' good time. We's gonna takes them kids of ares to that there Dis'ny Wohrld - that's wh're that there big-azz mowse hangs out. What's his name gin? Oh, yeah, Mihky, that's it. Anyways, then we's all go on yonder to the closet Mickey D's! Ahh ha ha ha. Jist kiddin' - we's gonna be mellion airs. It's Pizza Hut fer the family from now on! Also, I'm gonna take youse into that tewth doc in town - dintist and I'm gonna git him to turn them purly browns of yours to puurly whytes!! But in tha meentime, I'll treat ya to a Big Mac, darlin! I'm not sure 'bout you Denalio but I find redneck-ease tirin'!
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-16-06, 10:40 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5" |
Welcome to India!I must appologise for my not appearing earlier in the Greeting's area, as there was a Union meeting that ran long. (just don't tell EPBvM!) I am so glad that everybody did so well driving in India. I realize that it isn't easy to be on the wrong side of the car, the wrong side of the road and deal with rogue bovines competing for a share of the space-time continuum on the highway. Congratualtions to Peter and Sarah on the win. You must have some secret friends in high places to give you all those breaks. Rob and Kimberly -- yes, it's true -- India isn't Europe. Erwin and Godwin, I lvoe your shirts. But you should have heard what Phil said about them behind your backs! David and Mary. What can I say. You got lucky with the NEL, then lucky again that you won't have to go begging amoungst the poor of India. Just watch out for that 30 min. penalty next week. You never know who will sneak up on you over that time. Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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10-17-06, 11:38 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5" |
I'm still not having any fun. I've never considered myself handicapped before . . . until I had to subject myself to being in Peter's presence 24/7!!I was so tempted to strap Peter to the gurney instead of that poor alligator. I wish I could have saved one of those alligator bands for Peter's mouth. Something else to add to my list of Peter's faults . . . chewing like a cow while talking. At least there was finally a road block that Peter WOULD do . . . interesting that it's a driving task. Hey girls, I guess that means Peter the chauvinist doesn't think women can drive. You know, instead of yelling at me to hurry up with my poor malfunctioning prosthetic (even without hydraulic fluid, my leg is more useful tool than Peter) maybe you could actually give me a hand, Peter!! Would anyone blame me if I beat Peter senseless with my prosthetic? Anyone at all? I just told them I lost my leg in an alligator attack
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popeave 433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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10-17-06, 01:41 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-17-06 AT 08:37 PM (EST)*smack*chomp*snort* mmm! mmm! these sure are good crackers! *smack* I'm not sure what the problem is. We are the best team in the whole race! We're in first place. 'scuze me while I run to the restroom real quick I can figure things out and get us where we need to go the fastest. And *chomp* between the two of us, we can cover all the tasks. You're great at things like climbing because you're so small, and I'm *chew*chew* great at things like making sure the boat doesn't float away while you're rapelling down the rocks. Pardon me - just another quick run to the restroom... *looks over Dustin's shoulder, hoping to either catch a glimpse of what she and Kandace are planning or catch a glimpse of her oobies down the front of her tank top* Nobody's going to out-strategize us *munch* because I can get my nose into everyone's *smack* business. You just follow along with me, little sister, and we'll be in great shape!
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