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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.3"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-02-06, 00:21 AM (EST)
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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.3" |
Welcome to Vietnam!Erwin and Godwin: *There* you are! You kept saying in your video how you were competitive and stuff, but we just never had any proof until now. Alright then. Tom and Terry: Wait over there. I'll get to you in 30 MINUTES!! Duh duh duuuuuuh {/dramatic music} Tyler and James: OK, second place for you guys. Kind of a dull leg for you guys...but do I see the beginnings of a mini-feud with "the Blondies"? Rob and Kimberly: It was pretty funny watching you guys traipse all over looking for the coal place. It was right. there. Dustin and Kandice: Interesting strategy cutting in line. Interesting justification, too. Will you be the first to say "we're not here to make friends"? Someone please correct me if they or someone else has said that already. We need some kind of Bingo game with stuff like that on it. Peter and Sarah: Peter, did you notice Sarah trying to crawl along that narrow path on the way to the Mat? Possibly that was the time to be offering a hand. You both might have shuffled sideways, for example. Sarah: way to keep going. Lyn and Karlyn: Are you trying to make up for you earlier attempts to screw over other teams by offering support to David and Mary? David and Mary: We kinda figured you'd take the coal task, but what about "Use a press to make coal bricks" made you think it would be something you're used to? Mary: way to keep going. Tom and Terry: OK, you guys can com back now. Did you get all freaked out? I know you did. I'm sorry I had to be stern with you, but you broke the rules. The rules are there for your protection. We do not alter or break the rules for anyone, not even to get planes held for fan favourites or any of that stuff that we hear from all the conspiracy theorists every. freaking. season. SO consider yourselves duly chastised. Duke and Lauren: You're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from The Amazing Race. We hardly knew you. I think your deciding moment was when you chose to drive a local home. She didn't really help you much and she wasted your time and money. Oops. Administrative Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will. New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for. Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), one of the people who bought flowers, the pantomime dragon or whatever. Be creative!
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finallytyping 400 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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10-02-06, 12:25 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.3" |
During a Diary moment your exposed neck showed a large hickey-sized scar. Come to think of it, maybe it WAS a hicky...just to the right of your adam's apple...pretty darn big hickey. Was it Tom or Terry? Since I'm a lowly bus stop bench, I usually only see the huge hickeys on the lower end, IFKWIM. Care to sit a spell? Why such the rush?
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-02-06, 11:51 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.3" |
welcome to vietnami want to apologize for not being any louder, but EPMB cut the native greeter salary to only 2,ooo dong and that’s just not enough to buy jack. stuwin, balwin, err, edwin, samwin … whatever win names you guys got, congratulations on running a wonderful leg. you showed so much class in stopping to honor the soldiers at the hanoi hilton, there were tears in my eyes. tom and terry, you naughty boys … but then, we should have known better. we all know about new york gays and their riding habits. lucky for you duke and lauren got lost trying to find a vietnamese guy named nguyen (wait, maybe that’s the name one of the brothers that won…). david … you really know your coal, that’s for dong sure. I was impressed that you noticed that it was wet. i thought you and water were strangers for many years. duke and lauren, welcome to sequesterville. maybe you’ll find some happiness with the moslem brothers and indian teams – they may even let you hold their hands (and we all know that that’s code for something. Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!
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beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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10-02-06, 04:03 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.3" |
Its Hither you queen, well techincally your boyfriend terry is more of a queen than you, didn't you see him crying at the pitstop. What a baby, it was only 30 minutes, geez so what 7 teams beat you out. it was worth it, hehe. Blondes have Feelings as well
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CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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10-02-06, 04:41 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.3" |
Hey! Kimberley and me made it thru a whole episode without "taking that tone" with each other...well, except when we were in the car...I wasn't going to hit the dog. I really wasn't. Now, if it had been one of the Blondes, that would have been another story!So I almost lost my girl to a game of Frogger. Scary situation, but I didn't freak out and I actually thought of what I could do. I shook my head in disbelief real good, just to show my love and my concern. Now, Kim, we need to talk about when and where you need to wear your glasses (you know, those ones that were so cute on you, you made me buy a pair for me to wear). Now, where did I put that a$$ that I just worked off? Hey Peter! Get your filthy hands off of my girl's envelope!
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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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10-02-06, 04:53 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.3" |
What Phil?! No "Taawk to us--in fawwth?" I thought we had something going! Don't make me cry!! (Oh, you did. *sniff* *sniff* *sob!*)Well, Tom, honey, we got through the leg almost with no mistakes. You're right, those Beauty Queens will not be winning any awards in this pageant. You said it perfectly. And I know, you said it perfectly when we were in Vietnam--I couldn't believe it! And I know, you said it perfectly when you sold the flowers, although you did get a bit pissy! And I know, you said it perfectly when you questioned whether or not we should be on those bikes. And I know, you said it perfectly when you consoled me at the pitstop. I needed that. WAIT A MINUTE...hold on here, girl! I didn't say anything this entire episode. Everytime I opened my mouth, they cut away from us. I didn't even get to cheer or say "bye-bye, Mongolia!" Is it because I am the calm one (despite my little cry)?
The only thing I did of note was force you to wait to pay homage at the flight suit! (Which was very classy of us, and not in a showy way like those Cho brothers.) Next time, though, hon, can I say something? Btw, Shout out to Mary, she's my sweetheart (besides you, of course, Tommy!)
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