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05-29-08, 10:06 PM (EST)
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"LCS #6 Episode #2 Torture Thread."
This is very possibly the single longest audition show of all time.


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 RE: LCS #6 Episode #2 Torture Thre... Snidget 05-29-08 1
   RE: LCS #6 Episode #2 Torture Thre... MajorImpact 05-30-08 2
       RE: LCS #6 Episode #2 Torture Thre... Estee 05-30-08 3
 Jackie Kashian (and other issues). Estee 05-30-08 4
   RE: Jackie Kashian (and other issue... teejay 05-30-08 5
 RE: LCS #6 Episode #2 Torture Thre... Bebo 06-02-08 6

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05-29-08, 10:46 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: LCS #6 Episode #2 Torture Thread."
Darn, I have too many other things to DVR.

Let me know what I miss, if anything.

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2. "RE: LCS #6 Episode #2 Torture Thread."
>Let me know what I miss, if anything.

Nothing I saw was rip-roaringly funny so you didn't miss much from a comedic standpoint.... but one of the contestants was a Brazillian woman with big breasts (I mean BIG as in she'd need custom made bras BIG). Her 'act' was to come out in a figure-covering jacket, take it off, and dance. She told no jokes.

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3. "RE: LCS #6 Episode #2 Torture Thread."
Sheyla Almeida, Z-list actress wanna-be, using the Texas auditions as a publicity stunt. And since the first rule of television when showing the buxom is 'Make them look as stupid as possible', the producers took someone who was giving them exactly what they wanted and ran with it. Which let her get what she wanted, and 'being taken seriously' wasn't it.

*sigh*

I swear, if anyone had known that was coming, we would have gang-tackled her in the line and thrown her in the nearest dumpster with the rest of the useless garbage.

So mortified...

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4. "Jackie Kashian (and other issues)."
Looks like the Doug Benson rule was just invoked again: 'We're going to presume she's new to someone.' (If you've already had your own Comedy Central special, you're not exactly a full rookie at this.) You could just about bet she's applied in previous seasons and this is just the first time they've put her through to the next round. Maybe she finally found the right judges. We are seeing a lot of the same people we saw last season, and a few from seasons before that... comedy is subjective, and all some of the applicants is to get someone other than the person who didn't think they were funny the first time.

Which could be a problem in itself, depending on just who's issuing those passes at each stop. You could easily argue that Judge X in Chicago would have passed that comic, but Judge Y in Seattle wouldn't -- too bad that comedian performed in Seattle. With so many people sorting wheat from chaff, we don't have anything approaching consistent judging standards: dark humor flies in one city, gets swatted to the ground in another. Lack of consistency is bad, too much consistency can kill...

On the other hand, they're just casting for quotas and drama anyway. It'll just be a really inconsistent kind of drama. (The holy quotas were presumably carved in stone before we got started.)

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5. "RE: Jackie Kashian (and other issues)."
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> We are seeing a
>lot of the same people
>we saw last season, and
>a few from seasons before
>that...

The red haired chick in Houston (I've forgotten her nema now). She sure looked familiar to me. Has she been on before?

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6. "RE: LCS #6 Episode #2 Torture Thread."
Sigh. So much for having spoiler information. I knew two of the comedians that were going to have a pass to the nightly performance, since Bill Bellamy had picked them when he came to Raleigh, NC. (He's going to a few comedy clubs around the country and giving some free passes to audition at the closest city.) While I saw one of them standing on the stage, his performance was not shown to the audience, and neither of the Raleigh guys got picked to advance.

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