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"The Real World Key West Official Summary: Episode 11: Martin is gay!"
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"The Real World Key West Official Summary: Episode 11: Martin is gay!"
Last week we saw Skinny start getting the help we have been screaming for and batts did a wonderful job with the summery. This week let’s see if everyone enjoys some hot man sex!

Skinny update: Paula has not been seen eating this week and is in a dangerous situation so please hide all leaves of lettuce, rice patties and red hots while reading this summary!

The episode begins with a “let’s solve the world’s problems” discussion between Ty and Slutty. Everything is going well as they are discussing if being gay/straight is something everyone is born with until Slutty breaks it down. Slutty says, “your (Ty’s) penis goes up when you see a man and Martin’s (Slutty’s boyfriend) goes up when he sees me.” Slutty, your boyfriend’s penis has a mind of it’s own and before this episode is over we will just see what turns-on Martin (Slutty’s boyfriend)…will it be the slutty one? However, I must say that this viewpoint really makes a scientific statement. * rolls eyes *

Ty is going to have dinner with a few fag hags and wants to make sure everyone meets up later to come back home in their SUV. They all make plans of the time and place to meet and Ty is off. I know something isn’t right here as we wouldn’t have been shown this scene if everyone makes the peep meet. Damn MTV editors…

Martin (Slutty’s boyfriend) is on the phone explaining that his dad is very sick and he is really worried about him. Martin’s (Slutty’s boyfriend) dad was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months back and now has pneumonia. Slutty decides to play 20 questions:

· What’s wrong with him?
· How’s he feeling?
· What will be the outcome?
· Did he eat dinner?
· Did he have a bowel movement?

Finally, Martin (Slutty’s boyfriend) gets tired of the unanswerable questions and slams down the phone! I have to admit that this is a good way to get the bitch to shut up…besides stuffing her mouth with something.

Ty is out with the fag hags and the other roomies are out at another bar. The night ends and it is time to meet up at the SUV. The roomies make it but Ty is nowhere to be seen. The roomies leave and get back to the house to be greeted by Ty as he took a taxi home. Ty introduces the roomies to the fag hags and a cute little Russian boy by the name of Bhati.

Two things of note:
1) WTF kind of name is Bhati? I understand it is Russian by geez…couldn’t mom and dad find a name that is easily spelled and pronounced?
2) In the past I have been known to watch a little WWE ever now and then and I have decided to nickname Bhati to Scottie too hottie. They are both cute blond boys…why not?

Slutty, John and that girl that never dates outside her race can’t decide if Scottie too hottie is gay or not. Slutty is confused because he doesn’t “look” gay. WTF does that mean? Seriously, he doesn’t have to have “GAY” tattooed across his forehead does he? Do these three expect every one to announce their sexual preference upon introduction? I am going to let these three in on a little secret…I think Scottie too hottie likes to have sex with other men but I don’t know if he is gay or not… he never said!

John, Zach and Slutty hide on the patio overlooking the pool to spy on the two guys getting it on! John tells us in a confessional that Slutty hasn’t been around “gay action” and this is very educational for her. * whispers to you guys * I don’t know if John has been around a lot of “gay action” but please don’t tell anyone but I would really like to show John a full night of some “gay action”…ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo!

The boys take their “man sex” to the shower (at least they like clean action) while Slutty sneaks in to watch. The girl that never dates outside her race was also in there looking around but did or said anything of substance. After making little kid noises and giggles everywhere the one night stand comes to an end.

Ty tells us that he and his friends have a “beef-o-meter” to rank the people they have sex with and Scottie too hottie is an 8…not prime rib but a spicy ham. Hell, he was a piece of meat no matter how you rank him but he would be about a 6 on my scales. However, I like a manly man with chest hair.

Being the mathematician of the bunch, Slutty adds 2 and 2 together to get 5! Martin (Slutty’s boyfriend) has a guy friend that spends the night on occasion. Here is how the rationalization goes in Slutty’s mind:

GAY FORMULA

Martin (Slutty’s boyfriend) + guy friend + guy friend sleeps over + guy wears jeans + Martin likes said guy + guy is blond = MARTIN IS HOMOSEXUAL!

In the “no no, this is all about me” category, Slutty is talking to Martin (Slutty’s boyfriend) on the phone. Even though Martin’s dad has pneumonia, lung cancer and is in the hospital and Martin trying to be strong for his family the drama queen Slutty has to make it all about her. She accuses Martin (Slutty’s boyfriend) of being gay! (See gay formula above)

OY!

OH.THE.DRAMA.



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 RE: The Real World Key West Officia... DaveThe Dude 05-12-06 1
 RE: The Real World Key West Officia... batts 05-13-06 2
   RE: The Real World Key West Officia... FlowerChild 05-13-06 3
       RE: The Real World Key West Officia... volsfan 05-13-06 4
           RE: The Real World Key West Officia... DaveThe Dude 05-13-06 5
               RE: The Real World Key West Officia... volsfan 05-13-06 6

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1. "RE: The Real World Key West Official Summary: Episode 11: Martin is gay!"
Well, Tyler's little confession about his "Beef-O-Meter" back home speaks volumes about him. He thinks he's head and shoulders above the rest of the crowd, as if he's part of some high class avant garde. He's really just a little Ho with his head (and maybe a few other things) up his rear end. His little attitude problem is annoying. He is no better than anyone else.

So what if he finally got some action in the pool? Some people will have sex with literally anything that walks, crawls or slithers. Now we know he is one of them. Despite his snobbery, he is no better than anyone else.

I still like the other guys. They seem ok. Janelle & Jose are quiet and (at least so far) have not contributed much to the season, but overall they seem reasonably sane and normal. Svetlana might be sheltered and sometimes illogical, but at least she's not Paula (ugh!).

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2. "RE: The Real World Key West Official Summary: Episode 11: Martin is gay!"
Bhati to Scotty too hottie

yeah, what kind of name is Bhati? Is that like 'Ba-hotee' or
Bâh-TEE, or more like Batty.... or ....

I never was good with pronouncing names. Remember Arntznt? or was it Arnztz? Arntst? I never could get that one right either.

Great sumry Vols!

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05-13-06, 11:04 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: The Real World Key West Official Summary: Episode 11: Martin is gay!"
Great job Vols!! As always. I really could skip watching the show - your summaries are better anyway!!!


By the way Vols - I was playing Poker the other day and someone's screen name was LadyVolsFan...me aside, I think you have another fan. ;)

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4. "RE: The Real World Key West Official Summary: Episode 11: Martin is gay!"
Thanks for all the kind words folks!

Dave...I am still impressed with Jose. What a stand-up guy with morals that he seems to hold closely. Remember, he turned down the nekkid ho by the pool. GOOD FOR HIM! Ty? Isn't any different than any other person his age!

Batts, I would not be surprised if the "B" was silent in whatever the hottie's name is. I don't remember hearing anyone call his name.

FC, us Vol fans are everywhere whether male or female or somewhere in between!

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5. "RE: The Real World Key West Official Summary: Episode 11: Martin is gay!"
Vols,

Yes, I agree with you that Jose so far seems to be a very decent, though somewhat boring, person.

Yes, Ty is, in many ways, typical for someone his age. My point was that he claims to be head and shoulders about the rest, but in reality he is one of the crowd. I just don't like people who have a holier-than-thou attitude and then start throwing stones at glass houses. I think he's full of crap.

Don't get me wrong, though. I still am having alot more fun watching this season of the Real World than I have for quite some time.

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6. "RE: The Real World Key West Official Summary: Episode 11: Martin is gay!"
Dave, I agree about Ty as I have thought he did think he was better than others. However, at the end of this episode when he and Skinny were in the pool talking (I didn't include it in the summary because it was boring I thought), I thought Ty came across as being very down to Earth. Don't get me wrong...that was just one scene and the rest of the season tells me otherwise!
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