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"Shakesvivor Audition Announcement....."
shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-31-01, 06:31 PM (EST)
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"Shakesvivor Audition Announcement....." |
LAST EDITED ON 05-31-01 AT 06:33 PM (EST) Shakes Burnett Production is looking for ONE person to partake in the adventure of a lifetime. Many of you people have already applied and were rejected for this opportunity in the past...that does NOT preclude you from applying again. And who knows, just because you were at one time deemed too boring and not interesting enough to be a part of the show, doesn't mean that you will not be ultimately chosen....were in a bit of a time constraint so its definitely a seller's market.
So, since I already have your applications on file, this is your last chance to convince me why I should choose you....please, in 50 words or less, tell me why you should be chosen to be a memeber of Shakesvivor. Begin...................now! Shakesvivor: Whoring it up for 23 straight days Edited to remove some of the more glaring spelling errors
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IceCat 17313 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-01, 06:58 PM (EST)
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1. "Foul!" |
A point of order...The addition of fresh whore meat to the AA tribe would present an unfair disadvantage to the BB tribe. I suggest that either no replacement be provided OR any replacement be subjected to a good, savage, and near-fatal kicking administered by the BB tribe prior to their delivery to the AA camp. Respectfully submitted for the consideration of the producer.
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-01, 08:33 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Foul!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-31-01 AT 08:34 PM (EST)ROFLMAO UNFAIR!!!! LOL...LOL DUDE, NOTHING ABOUT THIS GAME IS FAIR! IF YOU WANNA SMELL SOMETHING FOUL, STICK YOUR NOSE IN YOUR BB TENT, LIKE CHECK IT OUT AND ICE CAT, MAN, ARE YOU PLANNING ON MAKIN THE MERGE CUZ YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF OUR FIRST TARGET. GET READY TO SIT ON A POLE FOR LIKE 2 DAYS ARROWGENT AUSSIES REWL!!!!!!!!
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IceCat 17313 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-02-01, 01:23 AM (EST)
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29. "Dedicated to the Felines of Law Enforcement..." |
Bad Cats...Bad Cats... Watcha-gonna-doooooo? Watcha-gonna-do when they come for youuuuuuu - eh?
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-01, 07:05 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Shakesvivor Audition Announcement....." |
Ok what the Hell, I have been taking a beating for thinking you are funny anyway.Lets see 50 words.( oh wait that is already four) and now there are 10 words. This is so easy. Ummmm Pick me Stupid Clown Pick me.Damn only 27. You are the ruler of all that is bad, so pick me, ummm, so you can make fun of me, and ah..... ( ok how many is that? ) EBug ( who doesn't really wanna be on it, but thought Shakes post looked really pathetic just sitting there)
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Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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05-31-01, 07:29 PM (EST)
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3. "The real truth about Cherberrie" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-31-01 AT 07:46 PM (EST)OK, Shakes, you asked for it! Here's my "audition" in exactly 50 words: So you think I’m a sweet Cherberrie Too proud to sleep with a clown My real persona is bawdy I love sex from sunup to sundown I had to decline your offer When asked to sleep with you You would have caught my diseases From all the men I screw Cherberrie
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-01, 11:24 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Shakesvivor Audition Announcement....." |
LAST EDITED ON 05-31-01 AT 11:26 PM (EST)Does this mean those of us that hadn't yet discovered the mayhem, the madness, the infinite wonder that is shakesvivor are excluded? I mean - how can you really discriminate against people that miss deadlines? I am pooh - hear my plea... 1. I am sneaky, mean, self-absorbed and more than a little paranoid 2. I'm just a single mom trying to make it in a harsh harsh world (this line works for me more often than not) 3. I'm a slut with a full "C" and finally - if you don't pick me I will turn into one litigious b!tch edited to add that I've slept with clowns before
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idiotcowboy 1135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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06-01-01, 03:12 AM (EST)
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11. "SAVE THE IDIOT" |
deep in though, in the west texas desert a cowboy sadly ponders his retirement... if only that stupid clown had of picked me... if only...Ok Mr Clown here goes. Pick me and I will STAY FOREVER (or at least until I get voted off) Pick me not, and I will GO AWAY FOREVER (or at least a week this time) it's that simple... please start your writting campaign immediately. SAVE THE IDIOT -ICB "If you don't go, you can't come back." something a girlfriend once told me... I think it was a trick question.
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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06-01-01, 03:17 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: SAVE THE IDIOT" |
Woo Hoo.. Save the idiot!! But don't feed him beans!
w.l.s.f.c.
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-01, 03:38 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: SAVE THE IDIOT" |
Yeah, what he said and she said.Idiot, there was an old Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks hit: "How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?" Your girlfriend may have borrowed the line... I always liked that song. SAVE THE IDIOT!
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-01, 01:49 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: The world's worst double-bill" |
Sounds like you got it, Aya K. I'm laughing away at the image. Thanks...
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SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-03-01, 12:46 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: The world's worst double-bill" |
Nope, you're not even close to the worst double billing. The Antelope Valley Fair (High Desert area, California) must have the very, very worst. Gary Coleman is appearing on the same night that Bob Dylan is going to be on in August. How low can Bobby Zimmerman actually go? I thought his Born Again thing was about the lowest point of his career, other than changing over to electric guitars, but this has to top them all. Don't even ask what Gary Coleman will be doing there, I have no idea and I don't think that I want to know.
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-06-01, 06:36 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: The world's worst double-bill" |
Sky Raider, I just saw this reply and lol... "The Antelope Valley Fair (High Desert area, California) must have the very, very worst."OMG, this is where I went to High School, as, I might add, did Frank Zappa! The sad thing is, the AV Fair is the biggest thing to happen there in the entire year--it's been a long time since I went. This Dylan appearance almost makes me want to go back. How did you manage to hear about this. Ummm, no the lowest moment will be if Coleman gets top billing... Give Zimmy a break; at least he won an Oscar this year for writing a song about a guy who burned out on drugs after doing genius writing in his youth...As long as you can mock yourself...
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-08-01, 02:09 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: The world's worst double-bill" |
Oh My gosh the memories. It was Circle something, and when I moved in the stables were still there ( and the flies)for about a year, then they were torn down, we used to walk down to the river on the old riding trails. The houses that were moved to Hart Park, one was one of the Edison houses, though not mine, they were the coolest, built in the 20's. The Feedmill Rd houses that went to Hart park were both lived in by friends of mine, til about 2 years ago ( I think) In fact there were only 6 houses when I first lived there, but they were torn down one by one after they were vacant. Which made me mad because they tried to charge me a clean up fee when I moved out of my house, AFTER I knew it had been bulldozed.Was neat to be able to see Colossus from my kitchen window. Santa Fe, Yep, my Boss actually lived in one of those. I worked mostly in on site Trailers, in big empty fields that now have been built over ( like the field where the Mall is now) What High school did you go to? EBug
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-01, 05:31 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Shakesvivor Audition Announcement....." |
Pick me, I need to get me one of them signature pics anyway. And you know so little about me you could boot me almost immediately, allowing mo' ho' time for bigger DAWs.
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-01, 05:38 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Shakesvivor Audition Announcement....." |
landruajm--I know one thing about you--you were a very sharp trader on Survivor Market, which leads me to suspect you are craftier than your application makes you sound. And by the way, hello, nice to see you.
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AyaK 10083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-31-02, 10:00 PM (EST)
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50. "Bumping to the front" |
The audition posts should be near the front of the forum, right? So I'm bumping this one. skierdude10 lives!
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