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Shot 5: The young, beautiful Heidi (the object of my undying
love and affection) reveals, in a confessional,
that she's actually a 45 year old news journalist,
who is currently going undercover as a 20-something
game show contestant to do a scoop on the dark side
of game show reality ... wondering how much longer
she can pull off the stunt, now that the makeup
has finally worn off.
Shot 6: The guys revealing to each other the crush they
all have on the young, beautiful 20-something Heidi.
Shot 7: Daniel slapping himself upside the head after botching
yet another Immunity Challenge, putting the girls
up 4-1 (2-0 on rewards), thus inspiring the name to
episode 3.
Shot 8: The expression of relief (and sympathy) of a game show
contestant after seeing just what the other side
actually won in their reward challenge.
Shot 9: They finally come out of the closet about each other
after having a 2nd heated debate.
The camera pans away to a lengthy 3-minute shot of
the guitar player and drummer in the backup band,
as they lean over to one another, closer and closer ...