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I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-05-02, 02:32 PM (EST) "Yet another parody..." LAST EDITED ON 04-06-02 AT 02:20 AM (EST) to the tune of "Anything you Can Do, I Can Do Better" from Annie Get Your Gun...didn't even have to change some parts much changed who got some lines, and some of the "No you can't/Yes I can" parts just cause its funnier that way IMHO ***also note, any gay references are not to bash John, but the interaction between John and Rob. just so no one takes offense, I hope. and sorry about the sarah reference, it was just too good to pass up and fit the song so well*** hope it hasn't been used before, but here goes: Any Tribe You Can Lead, I can Lead Better! sung by John and Rob John: I'm superior, you're inferior I'm the big attraction, you're the small. I'm the major one, you're the minor one I can win Survivor, that's not all Any tribe you can lead, I can lead better I can lead any tribe better than you. Rob: No you can't John: Yes I can Rob: No you can't John: Yes I can Rob: No you can't John: Yes I can, yes I can! Rob: Any time that I can, I'm gonna getcha Soonah ah latah, Ahm gonna get you John: No you're not Rob: Yes I am John: No you're not Rob: Yes I am John: No you're not Rob: Yes I am, yes I am! Rob: Obey me and feah, I think I'm Godfathah John: I say I'm the leader, you're the bottom feeder Rob: I can do most anything John: Can you catch a pig? Rob: No John: Neither can I. (my note: I know "pig" and "I" don't rhyme, so sue me ) John: Anyone you can play, I can play better I can play anyone better than you Rob: No you can't John: Yes I can Rob: No you can't John: No I can't Rob: Yes you can John: Yes I can, yes I can! (Rob: Damn!) Rob: Any ho you can buy, I can buy cheaper I can buy any ho cheaper than you John: Fifty cents? Rob: Forty cents John: Thirty cents? Rob: Twenty cents John: No you can't! Rob: Look at Sarah, yes I can! John: Any lead you can blow, I can blow bigger I can blow any lead bigger than you. Rob: Thirty feet? John: Forty feet Rob: Fifty feet? John: Sixty feet Rob: Yes you can John: Yes I can, yes I can! John: So what if they were quicker, they'll get even sicker Rob: I'd still like the chicken, and all of those fixins John: I can live on roots and sticks (alternate: "taro roots" or "coconuts") Rob: And only on that? John: Yes Rob: So can a rat John: Anything you can reach, I can go higher I can sing anything higher than you Rob (high): No you can't John (higher): Yes I can Rob (higher): No you can't John (higher): Yes I can Rob (higher): No faiah, yahr a queeyah! John (highest): Yes I am, Yes I can! Rob: Any gufu you make, I can make bigger John: I can gufu much bigger than you Rob: Do you chill? John: No, I work Rob: Get injured? John: Got peed on. Rob: Fine, you win John: Yes I can, Yes I can! John: Any shcool where you went, I could be master Rob: I could be master much faster than you John: Can you spell? Rob: No I can't John: Can you add? Rob: No I can't John: Can you coach? Rob: Yes I can, yes I can! Rob: I got rid of Huntah, what a great stunt, huh? John: I got rid of Gabe boy, cause I'm paranoid Rob: I can choke down Fafaru John: Without throwing up? Rob: No John: That's what I thought (liar) John: Any length you can last, I can last longer I can last any length longer than you Rob: No you can't John: Yes I can Rob: No you can't John: Yes I can Rob: No you can't John: Yes I ca-a-a-a-a-a-an! Rob: Yes you ca-a-an. If you're still here, I hope you enjoyed it EDIT again to fix some square brackets and once more to make some wordings fit better   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Yet another parody... Bebo 04-05-02 1  RE: Yet another parody... Cin 04-05-02 2  RE: Yet another parody... Survivorerist 04-05-02 3  RE: Yet another parody... I_AM_HE 04-06-02 4  RE: Yet another parody... dangerkitty 04-06-02 5    RE: Yet another parody... I_AM_HE 04-06-02 6  Bravo!! Bravo!! Kermit the Vixen 04-06-02 7  RE: Yet another parody... Swami 04-06-02 8    You asked for it! heresy 04-06-02 9        RE: You asked for it! (More fr... Teddy_Bear 04-08-02 11  RE: Yet another parody... George Tirebiter 04-06-02 10  RE: Yet another parody... Drive My Car 04-11-02 12  Great Parody! IceCat 04-11-02 13    RE: IceCat Teddy_Bear 04-11-02 14    RE: Great Parody! I_AM_HE 04-12-02 15

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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-05-02, 02:46 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Yet another parody..." OMG! <click> You definitely get a Bebo SWOOMNA for that -- Snorted Water Out Of My Nose Award. S.O.B.   Top

Cin 843 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 04-05-02, 02:54 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Yet another parody..." *clap* Great one I am he! Cin   Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-05-02, 05:53 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Yet another parody..." Omg, I love it I love it I love it! It's so nice to see the resurgence of song parodies on the boards, and this one is really great I_AM_HE! I could just imagine John and Rob sitting on the beach singing this one! "Okay, work with that eyeball right there..." - Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien   Top

I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-06-02, 03:39 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Yet another parody..." LAST EDITED ON 04-06-02 AT 03:40 PM (EST) one more verse i thought should be added...i had originally conceived of the song taking place after the "Do I have stupid written on my forehead" and "Don't lie to my face" confrontataion, but here's a verse for that too: Rob: Do I have stupid writ-ten on my forehead (yeah, odd break in the middle of a word on this line) I know that you're lying right to my face John: No I'm not Rob: Yes you are John: No I'm not Rob: Yes you are John: No I'm not Rob: Yes you are, yes you are! the only problem is i don't know which verse in the song i'd let it replace probably the Sarah one, although I think something should be said about her, and it would take away one of the "haggling" verses. i suppose it could be just added in the middle somewhere *shrugs* anyway, thanks for the kind words (and I'll wear my SWOOMNA with pride Bebo ) i'll be working on another parody from a musical (since I'm blissfully ignorant of pop culture and its music, I hardly ever know the tunes to song spoofs) I'm thinking something from Fiddler right now   Top

dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 04-06-02, 03:59 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Yet another parody..." This is great, IAMHE - really original and clever and HILARIOUS!!!! Just dead-on of those two. And I have to give a special notice of your ingenious rhyming of "Huntah" with "stunt, huh". Too funny! I loved it all. More, more!!!   Top

I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-06-02, 04:34 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Yet another parody..." hehe, thanks dk that was probably the hardest verse, to somehow fit Hunter and Gabe in the same one Hunter was hard enough to rhyme, but then Gabe was almost harder to get something that was relevant rhymed. finally i decided "Gabe boy" and "paranoid" works if you don't pronounce, or at least don't release the "d" (silent d's, howdya like that? )   Top

Kermit the Vixen 1639 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 04-06-02, 05:05 PM (EST) 7. "Bravo!! Bravo!!" I have visions of "Survivor on Broadway" which simply MUST include this little number! I love it!! Fabulous! I was singing along - not like I don't have a life or anything. Well, yeah, like that. - Vixen ----------------------- Why are you looking at me? Stop looking at me. I said, STOP -- wait, what? OK, never mind.   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-06-02, 07:01 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Yet another parody..." I loved this, HE! Encore, encore! ( I love old Show tunes, something from Fiddler would be great!) Swami   Top

heresy 94 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 04-06-02, 09:17 PM (EST) 9. "You asked for it!" You asked for it, Swami! To the tune of "If I were a rich man" John If I was the leader, I'd be taking all my clothes off, and then show you my pee-pee, All day long I'd show off my sad rump, If I was the leader man! Rob If I was Godfather, I would give you such an offer, and you'd never vote for me, In your bed you'd find a horse's head, If I was the Godfather!   Top

Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 04-08-02, 02:56 AM (EST) 11. "RE: You asked for it! (More from Fiddler On the Roof)" LAST EDITED ON 04-11-02 AT 09:39 PM (EST) How 'bout this? Not exactly a song parody, but a take off on the opening act of FontheR. To the theme of TRADITION: John, "Alliance! Alliance! Without an alliance, I would be just as shaky as a leader of no tribe, or me and Rob D in a boat, or gas with no food, or a sea urchin under my hand, or a ruler without a throne, or a . . . No wait just a cotten-picking minute; I'm running this thing! I don't need to apologise, or rhyme, or make any sense . . . or" He then does a Tarzan yell and dives into the water in his Birthday Suit, then beats his chest: "Alliance? I have NO Alliance. LOL. *Note: edited for legibility.   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-06-02, 09:29 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Yet another parody..." Oh, Yammy--this is priceless! Don't apologize for injecting a little culture into this cesspool--even we hardboiled headbangers have been known to mix it up with a little classical or acoustic stuff (though I can't for the life of me think of a way to adapt Mozart to Survivor. . .) And don't take Sarah out--that struck me as one of the most clever bits! I wonder if MB had any idea that the comic misadventures of this season's Bevis & Butthead would help to salvage his little empire. . . Seems to me that comedy is what really MAKES the experience. GT Society attacks early when the individual is helpless.B.F.Skinner   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-11-02, 07:00 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Yet another parody..." I Am He !!! OMG!!! I loved this ( I can't believe I missed it) I had to do it twice, because I started out singing along and then started laughing too hard. Terrific post!! Don't change a thing! John: Any lead you can blow, I can blow bigger I can blow any lead bigger than you. Rob: Thirty feet? John: Forty feet Rob: Fifty feet? John: Sixty feet Rob: Yes you can John: Yes I can, yes I can! LMAO!!!!   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-11-02, 08:18 PM (EST) 13. "Great Parody!" Very Funny! Oh BTW... this showed up in the latest shipment:   Top

Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 04-11-02, 09:28 PM (EST) 14. "RE: IceCat" Please IceCat, make one for me--preferably, a teadybear that looks lke Gabe's and moves. I would be so very greatful .   Top

I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-12-02, 01:18 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Great Parody!" ooooh! thank you so much Ice Cat, it's great!!!!   Top

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