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NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 09-24-04, 12:25 PM (EST) "A strange thing happened when I got to work today..." So I pull into my parking spot, and get out of my car as a number of offenders who reside in the halfway house below my office are going out to job search. They walk by me and one looks in and laughs. A supervisor is getting out of her car at this time and looks at me. I shrug and proceed to the door when one of the offenders calls out, "hey PO, what's with the banana?". I replied it was a joke and kept walking. The supervisor comes over--and ushers me back to my car--and looks at the banana and then down to my bag where a clanging noise is heard. She asks me, "So really Chris, what's with the banana? and are those beer bottles???" I gave the short short version of the banana story--which got laughs-and she commented that she wouldn't look for me today much. She found less humor in me delivering bottled homebrew to a couple of coworkers--including my partner who will be going with me for some photo ops with the banana. So I haven't even started doing anything with the banana it's made my life...interesting. Luckily it's friday and not a lot of agents are in the office. Handcrafted by RollDdice. This? could be a long day.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    I gotta give it up... DSpunk 09-24-04 1  RE: A strange thing happened when I... Schnookie Palookie 09-24-04 2    RE: A strange thing happened when I... brvnkrz 09-24-04 4        RE: A strange thing happened when I... Schnookie Palookie 09-24-04 5    RE: A strange thing happened when I... Glow 09-24-04 7  RE: A strange thing happened when I... Pensha26 09-24-04 3    RE: A strange thing happened when I... NolayC 09-24-04 6        RE: A strange thing happened when I... Schnookie Palookie 09-24-04 8            RE: A strange thing happened when I... Coconut 09-24-04 9  Don't forget... wandacal 09-24-04 10    RE: Don't forget... RollDdice 09-25-04 11        And remember... wandacal 09-25-04 12

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DSpunk 3270 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 09-24-04, 02:05 PM (EST) 1. "I gotta give it up..." When you start putting your job and your rep on the line for an inflated banana... well... that's dedication. Sliced. Again. Banana fanna fofana Nolay nonana...   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-24-04, 02:08 PM (EST) 2. "RE: A strange thing happened when I got to work today..." *giggle* For a second, I thought the clanging noise was handcuffs Such dedication to the nana!   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-24-04, 02:47 PM (EST) 4. "RE: A strange thing happened when I got to work today..." That was the SF tour Nookie, but you wouldn't let us post the pictures.   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-24-04, 02:51 PM (EST) 5. "RE: A strange thing happened when I got to work today..." LOL I'm still waiting for the pics!!   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-24-04, 03:19 PM (EST) 7. "RE: A strange thing happened when I got to work today..." I thought it was handcuffs too. I was trying to figure out how he handcuffed the banana. and I'm also still waiting to see the rest of the San Fran pics   Top

Pensha26 772 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 09-24-04, 02:10 PM (EST) 3. "RE: A strange thing happened when I got to work today..." You have your own parking space! Does the banana have its own parking space?   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 09-24-04, 03:17 PM (EST) 6. "RE: A strange thing happened when I got to work today..." The banana does not...so far today the banana has been kind of naughty taunting even, but has managed to take in some sights! He's busy doing my paperwork now so we can get out of here and get to the wedding rehersal--where I'm sure he'll either find some trouble to get into, or possibly start a whole new adventure Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-24-04, 03:28 PM (EST) 8. "RE: A strange thing happened when I got to work today..." OMH! If the nana ties the knot this weekend, who's going to give him the talk   Top

Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-24-04, 09:23 PM (EST) 9. "RE: A strange thing happened when I got to work today..." Misto's mom, duh. Hi, Nookie!   Top

wandacal 4018 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 09-24-04, 09:43 PM (EST) 10. "Don't forget..." ... to have the banana *stalk* Kerry. The name is...IceCat....redux Or would that be a*peel* to Kerry?   Top

RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-25-04, 03:06 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Don't forget..." The celery *stalks* Bush and the Banana *splits* with Kerry.   Top

wandacal 4018 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 09-25-04, 03:15 AM (EST) 12. "And remember..." ... Never put celery stalks down your garage disposal. The name is...IceCat....redux Is it too late to cross-thresd?   Top

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