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"The Fellowship of the Banana - Prologue"
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"The Fellowship of the Banana - Prologue" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-06-04 AT 08:41 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 07-06-04 AT 08:38 PM (EST) GrendelsMom (Voice Over) "It began with the forging of the Great Bananas. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest...fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And Nine...nine Bananas were gifted to the race of Men who, above all else, desire banana splits. For within these bananas was bound the strength and will to govern each forum. But they were all of them deceived....for another Banana was made. 
In the Land of Nookie, in the fires of Mount Ballerina of Doom, the Evil Temptress Bebo forged in secret a Master Banana to control all others. ...and into this Banana she poured her evilness, her devilishness, her snarkiness and her will to dominate all forums.
One Banana to rule them all...
One by one the free forums of Middle OT fell to the power of the One Banana. But there were some...who resisted."
Flash forward to present day.....
INT. COUNCIL CHAMBER, Blowsville --
CSTL addresses the council... CSTL
"Strangers from distant lands ... friends of old. You have been summoned here to answer the threat of the Evil Temptress Bebo. Middle-OT stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it. You will unite...or you will fall. Each forum is bound to this fate...this one doom... Bring forth the banana, Donnie." 
Schnookie Palookie (shocked)
"So it is true!" GreenMonstah (disbelief)
"The Banana of Doom!" ZombieBaby (grim)
"The doom of man!" Schnookie Palookie
"It is a gift...a gift to the foes of Bebo! Why not use this Banana? Long has my father, the Steward of OT, held the forces of Bebo at bay...by the posts of our people are your lands kept safe. Give OT the weapon of the enemy...let us use it against her!" CSTL
"You have only one choice..the Banana must be destroyed." Donnie
"I will take it...I will take it...I will take the Banana to the Land of Nookie. Though...I do not know the way." CSTL
"I will help you bear this burden, Donnie, as long as it is yours to bear." 
"Watch out for the little creature reaching for her precious...ohh..my precious!!!" Schnookie Palookie looks at them all then walks towards Donnie. Schnookie Palookie
"You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then OT will see it done." Donnie stares in wonder as the Greatest Posters in all Middle OT stand at his side. 
CSTL SURVEYS THE GROUP CSTL (thoughtfully)
"So be it." (announcing)
"You shall be the "Fellowship of the Banana" 
"First Stop...........The Mall of Georgia!!!!!!"
The Fellowship of the Banana has begun. Promotional assistance provided by the Nookie Foundation, with help from you the viewers of OT. All donations can be made to the Middle OT Foundation care of GrendelsMom the Gray.Seriously, much thanks to Nookie for massaging the prologue into a workable form Edited to Fix bad links and all my screwups...ok maybe not all of them.
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CantStandToLook 6254 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 09:07 PM (EST)
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5. "The Fellowship of the Banana - Mall of Ga" |
So the banana had quite a first day on it's journey back to Mount Ballerina of Doom. It was an early morning rise.
Then a hop in the car for the ride to the Mall...the first stop on it's long journey. 
At long last the Banana arrived at the Mall where it was greeted by OT's finest. 
Then it was off to get a doo worthy of a Banana of it's stature. 
next we rinse 
and then he got finised off with some Atlanta styling 
Now while being born an All Powerful Banana is a luxury that we're not all privy to enjoy, here in Middle OT we believe in everyone earning their keep. So the Banana had to goto work. 
of course working at the Mall does come with some benefits too...such as free carousel rides. 
Now of course the Banana knew if it didn't finish it's work, it could end up sleeping with the Fishies..... 
Of course all that work made the Banana a bit hungry 
and it knew that it's future was so bright, it had to wear shades... 
next it was a quick stop at the Banana's favorite store.. 
and then time to speed off to it's next destination..
So where will the Banana turn up next...stay tuned to find out.
The Fellowship of the Banana has begun.
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07-07-04, 00:27 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: The Fellowship of the Banana - Mall of Ga" |
I love this pic  : and the story thus far. Just an FYI and question: Is RjRabbit in on this? Because she will be in Maui in September or October I believe and thereby close to me and I am planning to go over and meet her. Just sayin.... Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT
Handcrafted by RollDdice, who rocks my world as much as IceCat. I would overnight it to the next person if it could be over this way during her visit. Go here>http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID31/475.shtml, go now, I need you
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07-06-04, 09:39 PM (EST)
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9. "Bows down before CSTL!" |
That has to be nominated for the Story Competition! Mr. Zombie was cracking up! I just loved Pooh and Kim picture! Good thing you did not go near it with your scissors! *standing ovation* Excellent job and thank you for your work! 
One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations!
Donnie is just so smoochable!
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07-06-04, 11:45 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: The Fellowship of the Banana - Prologue" |
Oh, ma goodness!THAT is too much! The pics... are perfect. You are so daring and brave. Where is it going next? Not only should this be in the story comp., but I think we have an Indy picture in the works, people! Did anyone see the movie, Amelie with the traveling lawn Gnome??  RollDdice creation
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woeisme1 4081 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-04, 07:44 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: The Fellowship of the Banana - Prologue" |
I couldn't have done any of this without Nookie.Now before you go all gutter minded on me (or am I too late? In which case I am in or on the same boat with you), I was only going to inquire if the person who sends it to me could also send Nookie with it. Thank you very much. Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT
Handcrafted by RollDdice, who rocks my world as much as IceCat. Go here>http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID31/475.shtml, go now, I need you
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07-07-04, 05:50 PM (EST)
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51. "Hey" |
Stop monkeying around.This is serious sh!t. 
A Kittyloaf®Original
*Good lord...*
The Order of Banana Delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.
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07-09-04, 10:47 AM (EST)
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58. "RE: Hut one- hut two --hut hut hut" |
*giggle* I believe that's where I signed it "Nookie was here" and I drew red lips. He's probably wondering whether he should be touching the banana Happy Travels my dear Banana of Doom. Safe travels to CSTL, Deb, cq and the LePews! I can't wait to see the pics from your trip. *HUGS*
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