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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:22 PM (EST) "how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" There's one I need to make disappear and I need to make it look like an accident. Please submit your proposed plans as soon as possible. This thing has to be out of my office space no later than Wednesday or I may hurt someone. Go on vacation and leave your team unsupervised and all sorts of bedlam occurs.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: how does one dispose of a three... Devious Weasel 06-14-04 1  RE: how does one dispose of a three... PagongRatEater 06-14-04 2  RE: how does one dispose of a three... frisky 06-14-04 3    RE: how does one dispose of a three... Glow 06-14-04 14        RE: how does one dispose of a three... frisky 06-14-04 46    RE: how does one dispose of a three... Captain_Savem 06-14-04 16  RE: how does one dispose of a three... greenmonstah 06-14-04 4    Hardeeharhar! mrc 06-14-04 7    RE: how does one dispose of a three... frisky 06-14-04 10    RE: how does one dispose of a three... StarryLuna 06-14-04 21        RE: how does one dispose of a three... mrc 06-14-04 24            RE: how does one dispose of a three... StarryLuna 06-14-04 28                RE: how does one dispose of a three... greenmonstah 06-14-04 48                    RE: how does one dispose of a three... mrc 06-14-04 53  RE: how does one dispose of a three... mrc 06-14-04 5    RE: how does one dispose of a three... Estee 06-14-04 71  RE: how does one dispose of a three... dabo 06-14-04 6    RE: how does one dispose of a three... FlowerChild 06-14-04 11  RE: how does one dispose of a three... brvnkrz 06-14-04 8  hmmm cqvenus 06-14-04 9    RE: hmmm Lisapooh 06-14-04 13  RE: how does one dispose of a three... rasslinmomma 06-14-04 12  RE: how does one dispose of a three... Schnookie Palookie 06-14-04 15    RE: how does one dispose of a three... Esbea 06-14-04 18    Noooooooooooooookie greenmonstah 06-14-04 19        LOL! Schnookie Palookie 06-14-04 25            RE: LOL! greenmonstah 06-14-04 40                RE: LOL! Schnookie Palookie 06-14-04 44                    RE: LOL! greenmonstah 06-14-04 51                RE: LOL! Captain_Savem 06-14-04 50            RE: LOL! desert_rhino 06-14-04 77    RE: how does one dispose of a three... Lisapooh 06-14-04 23        RE: how does one dispose of a three... Esbea 06-14-04 38            RE: how does one dispose of a three... Schnookie Palookie 06-14-04 47  RE: how does one dispose of a three... Devious Weasel 06-14-04 17    RE: how does one dispose of a three... mrc 06-14-04 20        RE: how does one dispose of a three... Lisapooh 06-14-04 22            YES! Devious Weasel 06-14-04 26                RE: YES! greenmonstah 06-14-04 32                    RE: YES! Devious Weasel 06-14-04 34                    Stanley Banana moonbaby 06-14-04 37            RE: how does one dispose of a three... Schnookie Palookie 06-14-04 29            RE: how does one dispose of a three... Silvergirl1 06-14-04 30                RE: how does one dispose of a three... Schnookie Palookie 06-14-04 33                    RE: how does one dispose of a three... Silvergirl1 06-14-04 82            I was just going to suggest moonbaby 06-14-04 31            RE: how does one dispose of a three... StarryLuna 06-14-04 36                the OT: cqvenus 06-14-04 41                    RE: the OT: Devious Weasel 06-14-04 45                        RE: the OT: frisky 06-14-04 54                        RE: the OT: greenmonstah 06-14-04 56                    RE: the OT: StarryLuna 06-14-04 49            *raises her hand* Schnookie Palookie 06-14-04 52                RE: *raises her hand* frisky 06-14-04 58                RE: *raises her hand* Esbea 06-14-04 60                    RE: *raises her hand* Schnookie Palookie 06-14-04 64  RE: how does one dispose of a three... Bucky Katt 06-14-04 27    RE: how does one dispose of a three... Lisapooh 06-14-04 35        RE: how does one dispose of a three... Bucky Katt 06-14-04 39            RE: how does one dispose of a three... Lisapooh 06-14-04 42                RE: how does one dispose of a three... ginger 06-14-04 43  it's settled cqvenus 06-14-04 55    RE: it's settled miamicatt 06-14-04 57        RE: it's settled Esbea 06-14-04 59            RE: it's settled frisky 06-14-04 61                RE: it's settled miamicatt 06-14-04 62            RE: it's settled Devious Weasel 06-14-04 63                RE: it's settled miamicatt 06-14-04 65                    RE: it's settled Devious Weasel 06-14-04 68                        RE: it's settled miamicatt 06-14-04 72                RE: it's settled Esbea 06-14-04 66                    RE: it's settled Devious Weasel 06-14-04 70                RE: it's settled Lisapooh 06-14-04 67                    but you could use moonbaby 06-14-04 74                RE: it's settled Estee 06-14-04 73                    RE: it's settled frisky 06-14-04 75                        RE: it's settled qwertypie 06-14-04 81  RE: how does one dispose of a three... Schnookie Palookie 06-14-04 69    RE: how does one dispose of a three... Esbea 06-14-04 76        RE: how does one dispose of a three... Schnookie Palookie 06-14-04 78  The night Jimmy the Banana... IceCat 06-14-04 79    RE: The night Jimmy the Banana... dabo 06-14-04 80  RE: how does one dispose of a three... qwertypie 06-14-04 83    RE: how does one dispose of a three... clemsonbeav 06-15-04 84

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:23 PM (EST) 1. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" I don't know, but find some kids from the teen sex thread and I bet they'll have some ideas.   Top

PagongRatEater 12996 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:24 PM (EST) 2. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Find a 30 foot tall monkey?   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:25 PM (EST) 3. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" I need to know what size batteries it takes first. Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:38 PM (EST) 14. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" BWAHAHAHA Bad kitty! I was going to say, just throw it away. I guess it would be difficult to carry a 3-foot banana to the garbage dumpster without anybody seeing it. Oooh, borrow Dweezil's trenchcoat. Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:58 PM (EST) 46. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Must...resist...non-PG13...comment ... about...hiding...banana...under...trenchcoat... Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-14-04, 03:40 PM (EST) 16. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Frisky Funny!   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:25 PM (EST) 4. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" So...what you are saying is that you need to make a bannana split? Just here to amuse myself...   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:28 PM (EST) 7. "Hardeeharhar!" Too funny! Courtesy of Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:29 PM (EST) 10. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" *snort* Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:44 PM (EST) 21. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" *giggling* Monstah, you are so a-peel-ing! "No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:48 PM (EST) 24. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Monstah's humor stems from her New England heritage. Courtesy of Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:50 PM (EST) 28. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" You have to have a sense of humor to be a Red Sox fan. *running for the hills* "No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:59 PM (EST) 48. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Your words are wise and true but I am afraid I still need to give you*WHACK*   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:04 PM (EST) 53. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" You should give Starry a bunch of whacks for that. Courtesy of Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004 Puns are fun!   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:27 PM (EST) 5. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Funny how a weasel and a rat eater were the first respondents to this thread. Anyway, isn't a studio going to make a new King Kong movie? Offer to sell them a cheap prop. Or, eBay it. Some people on OT (who shall remain nameless) would be happy to help you. Courtesy of Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:23 PM (EST) 71. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Hey! While I'm sure my regular bidder pool would be fascinated by a three-foot plastic banana, the question would then become 'How do you ship fake produce?' You just know UPS is going to declare this an oversized package, the box shape is going to be awkward no matter what I do, and I refuse to just wrap it in plastic until the color is obscured and then slap a label on it, because someone will make the entirely wrong assumption on what the package is, and I really, really hate filling out those forms. In other words, you're on your own. Sorry.   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:27 PM (EST) 6. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Call it art and sell it on ebay. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/08/01/BA272114.DTL Stanford goes nuts over banana sculpture Giant pop art peel inspires debate, bad puns   Top

FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 06-14-04, 03:34 PM (EST) 11. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" You guys are TOOOOO funny!! Make a banana split **giggling like a school girl** Oh...and I'll take that three foot banana. There are plenty of pranks I could pull. Here's to nights I can't remember with people I'll never forget!!   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:29 PM (EST) 8. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Put it in your bosses tailpipe. (take that however you would like) and boo hiss on Monstah for making a banana split. if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. CASH Wine gopher   Top

cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:29 PM (EST) 9. "hmmm" an "accident" eh... perhaps you should just wait til everyone leaves, then throw it in the garbage, and the next day act miffed at the cleaning ppl for throwing out your best gift ever from your coworkers. really. leave a nasty note and everything. ~ cq goddess on a mountain top burning like a silver flame summit of beauty and love and Venus was her name   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:36 PM (EST) 13. "RE: hmmm" this is my current plan - blame it on the cleaning people. I just have a hard time convincing myself that people will believe that the cleaning people coveted it enough to steal it or cared enough about it to actually throw it away. We recently conducted an experiment with a crouton on the floor to see how long it would take them to throw it away. I'll let you know when they finally pick it up.   Top

rasslinmomma 938 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 06-14-04, 03:34 PM (EST) 12. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Leave it conspicuously in the middle of the office floor. Casually walk by. Pull a "Three Stooges" and "slip" on the banana. By the time you get back from the workman's comp MD, you boss will have taken responsibility for disposal of said banana.   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:39 PM (EST) 15. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" First of all, LMAO at all the hilarous responses Secondly, is this a hard plastic or soft plastic banana?   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:42 PM (EST) 18. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" "Secondly, is this a hard plastic or soft plastic banana?" and Im dying to know the differences in your answers. "Light a fire for a man, and you keep him warm for the night. Light a man afire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.''   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:42 PM (EST) 19. "Noooooooooooooookie" I want to hear your plan for both.   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:48 PM (EST) 25. "LOL!" I have no plans *giggle* I was just curious. If it's hard plastic, I was wondering what would the use of it be? What kind of people buy 3 foot hard plastic bananas (besides Pooh's coworkers). If it's soft plastic, I wondered if it's one of the blow-up plastic thingies for the pool. What a hoot to watch adults floating around with that between their legs   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:55 PM (EST) 40. "RE: LOL!" You were gonna take it if it were hard, weren't ya... *Is that a banana you are floating on, or are you happy to see me?*   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:58 PM (EST) 44. "RE: LOL!" Come on Monstah! We'll tie the banana to the end of the boat and I'll take you for a spin   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:01 PM (EST) 51. "RE: LOL!" *snicker* love that greenmonstah boat...   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-14-04, 04:01 PM (EST) 50. "RE: LOL!" You were gonna take it if it were hard, weren't ya... *snort* aka "Mon Capitaine le Cabana Boy" - U.C.B. Local #69   Top

desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:45 PM (EST) 77. "RE: LOL!" Ummm... hot dog. hallway. *mmmrph mmmmmphrpt.* -- JV That goodness for my peril-sensitive gag.   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:46 PM (EST) 23. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" It's hard but hollow. Hey, if I gave it to weird facial hair boy that I crush on and ask him to rub it for luck, is that sexual harrasment or flirting?   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:53 PM (EST) 38. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" cut a slot in the top and have everyone put their spare change it in for a year. Then take the money and have an office party. the most pg-13 response I could give to "hard but hollow"   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:59 PM (EST) 47. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" LOL. It could be Pooh's new Cuss Bank!   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:40 PM (EST) 17. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Tell them you auctioned it off to your online fan club and are going to send the proceeds to your favorite charity.   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:42 PM (EST) 20. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Good idea, Dweezil! Better yet, why not conduct an auction/contest on OT, and award it to the winner? Courtesy of Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:44 PM (EST) 22. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" I'm thinking perhaps I can mail it to someone who can take their picture with it then pass it along. Would make a nice addition to our photo album.   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:49 PM (EST) 26. "YES!" What a great idea - we take turns having our picture taken with it, then post the picture. You could have a sign-up list.   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:51 PM (EST) 32. "RE: YES!" Kind of like our very own Stanly Cup.   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:52 PM (EST) 34. "RE: YES!" Without the skating and the high sticking.   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:52 PM (EST) 37. "Stanley Banana" LAST EDITED ON 06-14-04 AT 03:54 PM (EST) This is that whole "Flat Stanley" idea gone bananas!   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:50 PM (EST) 29. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" LOL! Great idea Pooh! I was just reading your post as I answered the phone and I had to hesitate cause I was trying to stifle my laughter   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:51 PM (EST) 30. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" That sounds like an excellent idea, Pooh. We could have a special page just for banana photos. There's nothing like sending a 3 ft banana on the OT tour. Silvergirl I'm jellus of the banana already, if it gets to visit all the OT peeps.   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:52 PM (EST) 33. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" OMH! Silvergirl's gellus of the banana BWAHAHAHAHA!   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 09:27 PM (EST) 82. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Silvergirl Shhhh! Don't tell my DH!   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:51 PM (EST) 31. "I was just going to suggest" mail it to someone anonymonomonously.   Top

StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:52 PM (EST) 36. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Maybe everyone can sign it or decorate it too before passing it on. What a fun idea! "No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."   Top

cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:55 PM (EST) 41. "the OT:" :: keeping the USPS and the canadian post in business since secret santa in 2003. ps if you sign the banana, it MUST be in sharpie. that's all. ~ cq goddess on a mountain top burning like a silver flame summit of beauty and love and Venus was her name   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:58 PM (EST) 45. "RE: the OT:" We have to do this. Have to, have to, have to, have to, have to.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:04 PM (EST) 54. "RE: the OT:" Okay. So we're going to mount the banana, snap a polaroid, sign the banana and send it to the next guy, right? Maybe the banana will get into the Guinness Book of Records for travelling farther than any other banana! Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:05 PM (EST) 56. "RE: the OT:" I have an extra ticket to Fenway in July, maybe I could have the banana then...I could take our pic near the other, less significant green monster. *I seem to have lost some 3D friends since joining this little OT club of ours....*   Top

StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:00 PM (EST) 49. "RE: the OT:" Oh, Kim will be so happy! She can use all her metallic Sharpies!!! "No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:04 PM (EST) 52. "*raises her hand*" Add me to the list who will accept the hard banana and mail it on. I'd even pay for the postage to receive it   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:06 PM (EST) 58. "RE: *raises her hand*" I wanna play too. Do you think the banana would make it past customs? Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:12 PM (EST) 60. "RE: *raises her hand*" I can just see you hauling that down to the Olympic Park to get your pic taken! bwahahaha.....Ill drive you. "Light a fire for a man, and you keep him warm for the night. Light a man afire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.''   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:15 PM (EST) 64. "RE: *raises her hand*" *giggle* I was thinking Stone Mountain   Top

Bucky Katt 3146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-14-04, 03:49 PM (EST) 27. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" you are so cute. "How 'bout a birdy? I got a little birdy right here."   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:52 PM (EST) 35. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" is that a three foot plastic banana in your pocket or are you just mocking me?   Top

Bucky Katt 3146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-14-04, 03:53 PM (EST) 39. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Yes. "How 'bout a birdy? I got a little birdy right here."   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:56 PM (EST) 42. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" you are so cute.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 03:58 PM (EST) 43. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Embrace the banana. Get a huge bowl of cornflakes and about 700 gallons of milk, and you've got breakfast for a small emerging nation. "Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho   Top

cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:04 PM (EST) 55. "it's settled" i hereby sign up to have it sent to me first. PM me poho and i'll give you the details. ~ cq come ON you know you wanna mail that banana around north america   Top

miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:05 PM (EST) 57. "RE: it's settled" I'll go second. I just have to find a good place to take the picture. MC Kitt-Katt in the hizzouse   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:09 PM (EST) 59. "RE: it's settled" Have it taken by something that "represents" your town. I could take it down to the Augusta National! sign me up!   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:13 PM (EST) 61. "RE: it's settled" And I could take the banana to one of our many area prisons!! Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:13 PM (EST) 62. "RE: it's settled" I think I'll take it swimming! But where to find a pool in California?   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:14 PM (EST) 63. "RE: it's settled" I'm in.   Top

miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:16 PM (EST) 65. "RE: it's settled" So who do we give our addresses to? Poho? Or the one who had it last? MC Kitt-Katt in the hizzouse   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:21 PM (EST) 68. "RE: it's settled" Let's get a sign-up order going. Each person should be responsible for shipping it on to the next person on the list. Addresses should only go to the person shipping it to you. What else? What am I missing?   Top

miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:23 PM (EST) 72. "RE: it's settled" That's a good idea. New thread, perhaps? MC Kitt-Katt in the hizzouse   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:17 PM (EST) 66. "RE: it's settled" you, however, have to put a trenchcoat on the banana. "Light a fire for a man, and you keep him warm for the night. Light a man afire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.''   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:21 PM (EST) 70. "RE: it's settled" Of course.   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:18 PM (EST) 67. "RE: it's settled" OK - if I can sneak it out of the building, I will mail it. I might have to come in on Saturday or something because I am not going to get caught walking out of here with it.   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:28 PM (EST) 74. "but you could use" the car pool lane!   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:24 PM (EST) 73. "RE: it's settled" I'm out. I don't want to find out what my local post office can do to a three-foot plastic banana. They had enough fun with the six-footer last week.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:32 PM (EST) 75. "RE: it's settled" I'll have to bow out too. No way would this thing make it across customs without a few bumps and knicks. It would be all bruised by the time it got back to the States. Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 05:47 PM (EST) 81. "RE: it's settled" Yah, the customs people wouldn't let me send 2nd Cup Coffee, Mars bars or HobNobs down to my cousin in Chicago. Something about national security. . Damn! That sounds like so much fun! Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004 Are any other Canadians interested?   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:21 PM (EST) 69. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Make sure I'm on the list!!!   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:41 PM (EST) 76. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" and I want it either before or after you....cause thats a great excuse for me to come to Atlanta for a little one on one with Nookie. "Light a fire for a man, and you keep him warm for the night. Light a man afire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.''   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:47 PM (EST) 78. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" A little one on one with Esbea and a banana *SNORT* YAY! A visit from Esbea!!!   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:58 PM (EST) 79. "The night Jimmy the Banana..." ... went to sleep with the chimpanzees wearing whip cream galoshes...   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 05:32 PM (EST) 80. "RE: The night Jimmy the Banana..." Maybe we need a law against carrying a concealed banana.   Top

qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 11:59 PM (EST) 83. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" Out of curiousity how much does Mr. Plastic Banana weigh? Is it collapsable? Maybe I'll saunter to Canada Post and see how easy it would be to ship (and get past customs) Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

clemsonbeav 4208 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 06-15-04, 12:31 PM (EST) 84. "RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?" LAST EDITED ON 06-15-04 AT 12:33 PM (EST) Pick me!!! I want in! Somebody inform me! I'll be back next Tuesday, but I want to be a part of the insanity! As far as I can see, we're gonna take a pic with the banana, sign it, and send it on? Who's it gonna end up w/? ETA: Just found the other post. I'm going there now! President of the GAWKUR Alliance   Top

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