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"Surreal Life 6 Episode 2 Official Summary:"
That’s the Story of my Life


Previously on the Surreal Life: well you can catch that here from Scuba Steve. He did an excellent summary detailing the introduction of this bunch of nuts.


With that out of the way, here are the crazies if you’re just joining us:


Sherman Helmsley, most notably known as George Jefferson in The Jefferson’s.

C. C. Deville, guitarist for the mid-80’s rockers, Poison.

Tawny Kitaen, vixen from the Whitesnake video, actress in Bachelor Party, and hostess of America’s Funniest People.

Steve Harwell, front man for current rock and rollers, Smashmouth.

Andrea Lowell, Playboy cover girl and talent on Playboy TV.

Alexis Arquette, from the Hollywood Arquettes (David’s brother), male transgendering into female, pure shock value personality for the house.

Maven (Huffman), male winner of the original WWE Tough Enough, released from WWE last year. (Cost cutting move, although Scuba was right he did suck at times….)

And also the resident shrink, Florence Henderson, as Dr. Flo. She apparently has some training in hypnotherapy. She doesn’t live in the house, but stops by daily for advice and whatnot.


We start the morning with C.C. on the treadmill doing his running for the day. Maven is reminiscing about seeing all of the other cast mates in his childhood and being awed by living with them in Surreal Life’s Do Tell Motel.

Paper arrives: Apparently Steve’s band Smashmouth has a new single, “The Story of My Life” but it needs a video. The concept of the video is that Steve’s at a roadside motel and can’t find his room and is continuously opening the wrong hotel doors. The scenes of the video are to be completely done by the cast. Tawny has been appointed Producer for the video. They’re on a budget ($1500) and must be done shooting by 9:00pm that night. During brainstorming Steve’s begging Tawny to re-create the scene from the Whitesnake video. (for those of you too young to remember it, a barely dressed Tawny was writhing on a car. During that video she had a slight wardrobe malfunction, of course when all you have on for a top is a big collared shirt and nothing else what did you expect?) They also contact Dr. Flo to participate in the video, originally Steve wanted her in leather. She wasn’t pleased. So she’ll meet the rest of the cast at the prop house to get costumes and stuff for the video. Steve, however, is rounding up the rest of Smashmouth, and setting up the video equipment.


After some major bickering at the prop shop, the total bill came to $932. Tawny was basically trying to keep under budget so much that she constantly rejected people’s ideas for costumes and props. Tawny was so happy that she was so under budget. However, when she told Steve this, he wondered why didn’t she spend the whole budget!?! He’s already got gloom and doom written on his face. Steve basically starts to spearhead the shoot to get things done because everybody got P.O.’d at Tawny at the prop shop.

Video time: First up Flo and C.C. are in a scene depicting lead audition tryouts. Next up, Tawny dressed up as a nun?!? (Oh brother!) Florence refuses to participate in that scene. (She was raised by nuns) Florence exits stage left in a huff, pulled by a tizzy. The clock advances some and we have a group shot with just about everyone on the cast appearing with the band at one time with Tawny in a clinging black number right next to Steve. Okay, now it’s time to recreate the famous scene. Only now she’s wearing pink fishnets (left over from the nun fiasco) and a blue flowered dress. A myriad of scenes then progress quickly to wrap up the video including Maven in a little sex scene involving Andrea and also the girls as maids.

After the video we’ve got a Margarita celebration party!!!! (Uh-oh!!! Steve, C.C. and Tawny all recovering addicts of various types, and C.C. only got out of rehab the morning the show started.) C.C. opts for a non-tequila version. Now they’ve got a party game: each cast member’s margarita glass has a couple slips of paper. They choose one and perform the dare on the chosen paper.


Andrea: Jump in the pool, naked! (Yes!) (Tawny calls her a slut. Pot, kettle’s over here calling you names again!)

C. C.: Give someone, Andrea, a kiss full on the lips. (Actual wording was “kiss your favorite cast mate”)

Alexis: Give someone, Maven in this case, a lap dance! (Yikes!)

Maven: Three words: “Whipped Cream Bikini“. (The ladies will like this. Me? Not so much….*blech!*)

The remaining dares were either too boring or too stupid, as they weren’t shown.


After they say their goodnights, we’re treated to the world premiere of the “Story of My Life” video. The little note says to go to VH1.com for the whole video.

Next time: They go to San Luis Obispo to participate in one of the stations’ 6:30 newscasts. Alexis is ticked that she’s picked to be the producer for the group. (“God forbid they put a tranny on the evening news!” she whines) Bystander’s got that one.



Because 3 Vinces are better than one.

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 RE: Surreal Life 6 Episode 2 Offici... Spanky68 03-26-06 1
   RE: Surreal Life 6 Episode 2 Offici... nazpink 03-27-06 2
 RE: Surreal Life 6 Episode 2 Offici... Scuba Steve 03-27-06 3
 RE: Surreal Life 6 Episode 2 Offici... bystander 03-27-06 4
   RE: Surreal Life 6 Episode 2 Offici... Wacko Jacko 03-28-06 5
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1. "RE: Surreal Life 6 Episode 2 Official Summary:"
Thanks, V3. I never watch SL. But now...I feel like I have. Keep it up.


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2. "RE: Surreal Life 6 Episode 2 Official Summary:"
Honestly, I really wish this show was more than 30 minutes, they have to have enough crap to air for an hour long show.

I thought it was pretty daring of Smashmouth to allow the Surreal Life cast to not only be in the video but help create it, fortunately for the band all turned out well, despite the unhappiness created by Tawny. Apparently Tawny wanted to show off and go under the budget, but to her surprise Steve wasn't all that impressed, too bad. I do however love the part where Tawny had said that she thought about herself last, when she was in pratically every shot in the video and upfront in the camara's face at that. Andrea felt more than a bit left out and was ticked that every idea she had was "veteod" by Tawny. Clearly Tawny sees Andrea as competition for attention and fawning from the guys so drama between these two can only get worse. As we saw last week Tawny was up Flo's butt which seemed to change during this episode, I can't wait to see the blow out between these two.

The last part of the show with the drinking and dares was ok. Nothing too big deal since they ran through it so darn quick. Once again Tawny made commentary of Andrea because Andrea's dare was to get naked and jump into the pool. Again, Tawny's remarks and feelings about Andrea come off as more jealousy than moral talk in my opinion. Was it just me or did VH1 not show Alexis lick the whip cream off of Maven. They ran through it a second time and I still didn't see him do it, what a disappointment. And what about C.C.'s kiss to Andrea? Is there a bit of a crush going there or did C.C. figure that he was going to limit his kiss to his favorite cast member to female?

Next week looks as though it may be interesting enough to tune in. Looks as though Andrea gets trashed before going on camara live, will this tick Alexis off since she is running the show? Will C.C. stay sober or will he end up straight back in rehab the minute this show is over?

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3. "RE: Surreal Life 6 Episode 2 Official Summary:"
Dang, Vince. You got this up quick, and it's funny too.


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4. "RE: Surreal Life 6 Episode 2 Official Summary:"
Great Summary! Wanna do Episode 3? It kinda goes with your siggie, ya know, vince 3, Episode 3? Think about it and get back to me.


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Is the new Smashmouth song a remark? I can swaer it is...if so by who?
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6. "RE: Surreal Life 6 Episode 2 Official Summary:"
Thanks for such a through summary! I missed the episode. Can't wait to catch it on a rerun!
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